Thursday, August 13, 2026

Tony Evers, Electoral Gangster

By Christian Schneider

Thursday, August 13, 2026

 

The day before Tuesday’s stunning Democratic gubernatorial primary in Wisconsin, Governor Tony Evers traveled the state to stump for his preferred candidate, Milwaukee County Executive David Crowley. It was unusual that a sitting governor got involved in a partisan primary for his successor, but in this case, the circumstances of Evers’s involvement are almost too incredible to believe.

 

Effectively, Evers, a relatively moderate Democrat, stood up to the socialist wave overcoming his party, and he did so armed with only a soup ladle. Francesca Hong, a proud member of the Democratic Socialists of America and a backbencher in the state legislature, had shot to the front of the gubernatorial field, imperiling the Democrats’ chances of winning against Republican Representative Tom Tiffany in November. Every legitimate poll had Hong walking away with the race, leading by double digits, and in some cases doubling the vote of her next-closest competitor.

 

Republicans clearly wanted Hong to be the Democrats’ candidate. Past tweets of hers expressed crackpot theories, including the idea that Thanksgiving and virtually every other holiday should be canceled, that police and prisons should be abolished, and that being in a place with too many white people made her uncomfortable. Hong actually believed all the lunacy that your uncle on Facebook is trying to convince you Democrats believe.

 

“She’s not ready for prime time,” Crowley said of Hong. “And the fact that she’s been asked very simple questions and the way that she’s responding to those questions makes the news even more should cause all of us to pause.”

 

Nonetheless, Hong was coasting on a socialist momentum within the Democratic Party that had birthed U.S. Senate candidates including Graham Platner in Maine and Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan. And in the past few weeks, Hong’s nomination seemed inevitable.

 

It was, until Evers stepped in and reversed the race in a way that may never have been seen in modern politics. In order to stop Hong and face down the socialist wing of his party, Evers convinced Crowley, who had dropped out of the race weeks before, to reenter the contest and become the “establishment” candidate. And for weeks, it looked as if the effort was going to fall short, given Hong’s huge polling lead. And yet, on Election Day, it appears that Democrats all over the state decided to side with Evers in preventing Wisconsin from becoming a national laughingstock.

 

Democrats suddenly snapping out of an ideological delusion in favor of electability isn’t entirely unprecedented. In 2019, after Bernie Sanders was barreling toward the presidential nomination, lesser candidates such as Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar quickly dropped out of the race and threw their support behind the establishment candidate, Joe Biden, who went on to defeat incumbent President Donald Trump.

 

But Evers’s last-minute switcheroo was even bolder, as he exhumed the dead corpse of a previous candidate in order to topple the socialist front-runner. He didn’t need candidates dropping out to coalesce establishment voters; he actually added more candidates to the race to do so. And in the span of about a week, he apparently turned an entire state against an extreme candidate. (And it wasn’t just the state — national figures including Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Elizabeth Warren all declined to endorse Hong, treating her as if she were a Steve Bannon underwear calendar.)

 

Evers’s emergency machinations should go down as one of the bravest political coups in American history, in one of the most chaotic elections the nation has seen. In the words of Saturday Night Live’s Stefon, this race had everything, from sex scandals to candidates tanking their campaigns with fiscal mismanagement. And it was all capped by a candidate dropping out of the race, then jumping back in and winning the nomination just weeks later.

 

Evers is darn near the last governor you’d expect to strike so swiftly and decisively. He plays the part of soft-spoken, aw-shucks Midwestern governor to perfection (even though he is occasionally prone to public profanity).

 

And yet, while Republicans may be angry that the Democrats have a more viable candidate to run against Tom Tiffany, there is something admirable in anyone who stands up to the creeping influence of socialism and expanded government control of our lives. Republicans rooting for Hong were playing a dangerous game — while Tiffany was polling ahead of Hong, we have now seen just how wrong polls can be. Hong could have beaten Tiffany; then the state’s residents would have been stuck with a lunatic as their governor. At least now Badger State residents can know that their next governor will be a sane person.

 

And for that, whether on the left or right, they should thank Tony Evers for throwing himself on the socialist grenade.

 

 

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