By Nick Catoggio
Tuesday, February 11, 2026
Chauvinism toward Europe is so fundamental to American
identity that one can’t envy European culture without feeling a bit
unpatriotic.
I’m not much of a patriot anymore, though, so I’ll cop to
it. I envy the hell out of a country where an honest-to-goodness king feels
obliged to cooperate
with police as they investigate his own brother for corruption
involving Jeffrey Epstein.
Try to imagine it happening here. Our own king doled out
full pardons to his co-conspirators
in a plot to overthrow the government and is presently at work turning the
Justice Department into the
legal arm of his mafia syndicate. No “made man” in the Trump family will
ever pay for federal crimes they’ve committed or might commit, no matter how
compelling the evidence might be. Every one of us knows it.
Get this, though: The “corruption involving Jeffrey
Epstein” for which (the former) Prince Andrew is being investigated in the U.K.
isn’t even what you think.
It’s not sex crimes that are the subject of the probe
this time; it’s the fact that Andrew violated his duty of confidentiality as a
British trade envoy by passing information about investment opportunities to
Epstein in 2010. It’s an insider trading scandal, essentially, a form of sleaze
that seems quaint—genteel, even—compared to the
comically lavish corruption to which Americans have grown accustomed.
Andrew’s investment chatter was revealed in the latest
tranche of the Epstein files released by the DOJ. So were many other
communications between the late pedophile and prominent Europeans, which
detonated like a series of bombs on the continent. Per ABC
News: “Former UK Ambassador to Washington Peter Mandelson was fired and
could go to prison. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer faces a leadership
crisis over the Mandelson appointment. Senior figures have fallen in Norway,
Sweden, and Slovakia.” The governments of Poland, Latvia, and Lithuania have
also launched probes based on the files.
Remarkably, not one of the foreign officials who have
been pushed out so far due to their contacts with Epstein was accused of sex
crimes. (At least one
chatted with him suggestively about women, however.) “They have been toppled
for maintaining friendly relationships with Epstein after he became a convicted
sex offender” in 2008, ABC News notes.
That’s strange, no? Various people in and around the
current U.S. government also maintained friendly relationships with Epstein
after 2008, per the latest files, and not one of them has been toppled—or, to
all appearances, been even mildly inconvenienced.
Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick claimed last year that
he cut ties to Epstein in 2005 after being creeped out by him. That was a lie,
it turns out. The newly released files prove that
Lutnick was still arranging get-togethers with the notorious pervert in 2012
and even joined him in a business venture.
Former DOGE supremo and GOP bankroller Elon Musk
was also in touch with Epstein in 2012. Four years after the financier went to
prison for procuring a child for prostitution, Musk emailed him on behalf of
himself and his wife to ask “what
day/night will be the wildest party on your island.”
Lutnick and Musk were pikers, though, compared to Trump
flunky and potential
2028 presidential candidate Steve Bannon, who remained a loyal Epstein
buddy to the end. Not only did the two plot a documentary aimed at
rehabilitating Epstein’s image, they were in contact about it on
the very day that the latter was arrested for the second time in 2019.
Europeans are punishing those who saw nothing wrong with
socializing with a known child predator. Americans are not. Why?
Expectations and structure.
You can guess how a guy who writes a newsletter called Boiling
Frogs is inclined to answer that. But for the sake of not being completely
predictable, I think there are other differences between the U.S. and EU
besides our national experiment with postliberalism that have contributed to
the accountability gap on Epstein.
One is expectations. To Europeans, learning that some
“respectable” local bigwig was chitchatting cheerfully with the world’s most
notorious pedophile might come as a jolt. But in America, the fact that Jeffrey
Epstein was a well-connected member of the global elite is old news. The
current president of the United States and a former president of the United
States were known associates of his for years, for cripes’ sake.
“Every rich, powerful scumbag in the country was chummy
with Epstein” isn’t a revelation in the USA. It’s the foundational fact on
which the real suspicions about Epstein’s activities are based—that some
of the scumbags in question joined Epstein in preying on children and may have
been blackmailed by him with evidence he possessed of their crimes.
But the files released by the Justice Department haven’t
proved that. What they’ve proved conclusively is that many celebrated figures
in politics and business had no moral objection to befriending a child molester
with mountains of money and an impressive Rolodex. In Europe, that’s a scandal;
in America, where it was already understood, it’s a letdown. If there’s no
cabal then there’s no story. (Stay
tuned!)
The way Europeans structure their governments might also
make them more sensitive to Epstein-related tremors than America is.
In parliamentary systems, power is fragile. Frequently
the governing majority is composed of a coalition of parties in uneasy alliance
with each other; if one grows disenchanted and withdraws its support, the
government could fall at any time. Parliamentary systems are also led by prime
ministers elected by their party rather than presidents elected directly by
voters. When a prime minister grows unpopular, the party can and often will
move to protect itself by replacing that person expeditiously. (Ask
Liz Truss.)
And of course, parliamentary systems typically have more
than two parties competing for power. Even in the U.K., which has been
dominated by two parties for ages, no fewer than five are currently
polling in double digits. A governing party that happens to enjoy a sizable
majority in Parliament, as Keir Starmer’s Labour Party does at the moment, has
to worry about its support being cannibalized by rival left-leaning factions if
it governs poorly.
In America, by comparison, power is sturdy. The president
gets four years to govern no matter how unpopular he becomes. Ditto for the
governing party in the House and Senate, albeit for two years. There are no
coalitions to worry about in our two-party system either: The only way the
majority can lose control of the chamber mid-term is if some critical mass of
members in its own ranks defect to the other side, which is vanishingly rare.
Add it all up and you see why Keir Starmer needs to worry
more about employing
Peter Mandelson than Donald Trump needs to worry about employing Howard
Lutnick. Left-wing Brits scandalized by Mandelson might consider switching to
the Liberal Democrats or Green Party; Labour MPs worried about losing those
voters might consider dumping Starmer in hopes of placating them.
Whereas here in the land of the free and the home of the
brave, Trump faces no risk of losing support to some rival right-wing party and
no threat of being ousted by congressional Republicans. That reality inevitably
influences Americans’ expectations of political accountability, just as the
mechanics of parliamentary systems influence Europeans’
expectations.
So when the same scandal hits both continents, we should
expect one to be more responsive to it than the other. And it has been.
Culture.
But yes, needless to say, the dismal, decadent political
culture of the United States also contributes immensely to the
accountability gap. Boiled
frogs won’t suddenly leap out of the pot in shock upon discovering a
dubious email from Howard Lutnick to Jeffrey Epstein.
The whole point of boiling them, from postliberals’
perspective, was to desensitize them to moral outrage. Why would anyone be
surprised to find that modern Americans are, in fact, less sensitive than
Europeans?
Here comes the “to be sure” paragraph: To be sure, the
postliberal right isn’t solely to blame for that. Convincing Americans not to
hold influential leftists accountable for their moral disasters has been a
cherished Democratic Party priority for ages. The Kennedys and Bill Clinton are
notorious examples, but even the brief reckoning inspired by the #MeToo
movement ended
in recriminations.
The most sainted Democratic politician of the last 100
years, Franklin Roosevelt, was the proprietor of concentration camps for a
disfavored racial minority. Frog-boiling didn’t start with Trump.
What’s different and innovative about postliberalism,
though, is that it’s a
moral system unto itself. It doesn’t accept conventional morality while
insisting that occasional deviations should be overlooked in the name of some
greater policy goal, as Democrats routinely do for their sleazebags.
Postliberalism has its own moral code. Ruthlessness towards opponents is the
supreme virtue; the law should protect friends
and harass enemies; prioritizing an abstract moral or civic good over your or
your tribe’s self-interest is “weak;” loyalty to one’s leader is absolute.
Postliberalism is designed to make voters
un-scandalizable. And it’s awfully good at it, if
not quite perfect.
The right-wing majority that’s adopted it as a moral
system won’t be meaningfully scandalized by anything the president and his
lackeys do because it can’t be, having abandoned conventional morality as the
proper yardstick in judging its own side. But the rest of us, inured by now to
the right’s indifference, struggle with indifference too: It’s hard to feel
scandalized at the majority party in Washington for doing nothing to hold
Republicans like Lutnick, Bannon, Musk, and Trump accountable when we’ve spent
10 long years learning to expect nothing less.
That’s the reason we all know and, on some level, accept
that no Trump ally will do time for a federal crime during the president’s
term. The morality of postliberalism to which we’ve all grown numb forbids it.
As if to prove the point, at a moment when Bannon’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein are
all over the news, the Justice Department chose yesterday to announce that it’s
dropping
a criminal case against him stemming from his refusal to testify about
January 6 before Congress. The timing felt deliberate, as if to flaunt the
extent of legal impunity that Trump cronies now enjoy. Not only will Bannon pay
no price for Epstein, the DOJ seemed to say, but his toadying to Trump will
shield him from paying any price for completely unrelated crimes.
For a grassroots example of the phenomenon, look at the
late Charlie Kirk’s organization, Turning Point USA. Kirk advocated
for marriage, children, and family values, the backbone of conventional
morality. But on Sunday, to counterprogram anti-ICE Puerto Rican star Bad
Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show (which featured a bona
fide wedding), Turning Point handed its microphone to Kid “Balls in Your Mouth”
Rock. The next day it weighed in on Texas’ Senate primary by endorsing
Ken Paxton, an adulterer who was impeached and very nearly removed as state
attorney general for corruption, over Sen. John Cornyn and Rep. Wesley Hunt.
That’s postliberalism in action, forever cynically paying lip service to mom
and apple pie while elevating the grubbiest amoral avatars of right-wing
ruthlessness it can find.
Many Americans support all of this, many more are by now
numb to it. A country conditioned to be un-scandalizable will need a lot more
than Howard Lutnick having lunch with Epstein after the latter went to prison
for soliciting a minor to feel shocked.
Partisanship.
There’s one more ingredient to the Epstein accountability
gap between our two continents. Americans have become extreme tribal partisans
to a degree that Europeans haven’t.
I think. Making sweeping pronouncements on partisan
dynamics across the ocean should be above my pay grade, but I can read the
results of the last U.K. election as well as you can. The sort of landslide
Starmer’s Labour Party won due to public disaffection with the Tories is
unthinkable in modern America, where only one presidential election this
century was decided by more than 5 points. And in that case, it took the Iraq
war and a global financial crisis to crack the ceiling.
We can blame that to a degree on our two-party system,
which forces Americans into the sort of binary mindset that turns every
election into a cultural death match. Europeans aren’t so burdened. For the
same reason, we can safely assume that U.S. political media is more binary, and
therefore more tribal, in its allegiances than the typical offerings abroad.
If, for instance, America had a center-right party to complement the MAGA GOP,
that party’s media organs would have a strong electoral incentive to publicize
dirt on Lutnick, Musk, and Bannon. Instead right-wing media has an incentive to
suppress it: If they’re reporting on Epstein news that hurts the White House,
only the left stands to benefit—and no one wants to be accused of helping the
left.
Needless to say, the cult of personality around a
charismatic authoritarian like Trump has also made hyperpolarization and the
perverse political incentives it creates worse. No offense to Keir Starmer, but
I don’t get the sense that many British Labour voters would feel they’d
committed an unthinkable national betrayal if they supported his ouster.
Republicans do feel that way about Trump, however, even knowing that he’d be
replaced by the like-minded J.D. Vance. So naturally they’re less inclined to desert
him or demand that he punish anyone for being buddy-buddy with Epstein.
And of course the right’s cultishness over the president
has always flowed upward to its representatives in Congress, functionally
nullifying the impeachment process and reducing the House and Senate little
more than a glorified Duma. To ask why there isn’t more accountability for
connections to Epstein in a country that couldn’t produce accountability for
a g-ddamned coup is to succumb to absurdity. Who, precisely, is supposed to
extract this accountability? Who in our morally numb country expects
accountability enough to seriously demand it at this point?
The frogs in Europe might not be boiled, but the ones in
America are. Which is a relief, I suppose, for those of us here who aren’t so
patriotic anymore: At least there’ll be someplace to go once postliberalism
becomes intolerable.