By Jeffrey Blehar
Thursday, August 20, 2026
Readers, allow me to introduce you to one Gustavo
Gordillo. Young Gus may be a familiar face to some of you already, seeing as
how he is co-chairman of the New York City chapter of the Democratic Socialists
of America and has used his newfound notoriety to partake in several recent
high-profile media interviews, all of which bring to mind that meme of the
shady fellow offering you a trade proposal. (YOU RECEIVE: A time card to
punch at the rectal probe factory. GUSTAVO RECEIVES: A dacha.)
In fact, Gordillo’s interview on
Fox News with Martha McCallum is as good a place as any to start — and end
— with Gustavo, as right off the bat he signals the depths of his commitment.
Gordillo opens by discussing his personal background as the son of Peruvian
refugees from the revolutionary Marxist organization Shining Path.
When McCallum queried him about the irony of his parents fleeing Marxist
terrorists, Gordillo saw none at all. Peru’s troubles were, he claimed, caused
by American imperialist capitalism — and that, he further claimed, is why so
many people immigrate to America: to express their discontent with the system
that dislocated them. Later, he caused McCallum’s jaw to drop when he blithely declared that if city-owned
grocery stores brought down prices so much with artificially subsidized pricing
that they drove privately owned supermarkets out of business, “then maybe they
shouldn’t have been in that business in the first place.”
Gordillo is thus, in his own way, an ideal ambassador for
Democratic Socialism, insofar as he perfectly embodies the sorts of people who
seek power from it. Some other biographical details about Young Gordillo that
didn’t make it into the interview:
·
Gustavo went to Yale to learn his Democratic
Socialism — more specifically, he majored in literature and returned there
after graduation to get an MFA in sculpture.
·
He has never held an actual job; he claims
membership in the IBEW Electricians Union Local 3 — for that essential touch of
working-class cred — but as it turns out, has never worked a day in his life.
(He was fired from his apprenticeship after failing to show up
for work and classes.)
·
That’s okay though, because he managed to squeak
by: He made a passionate speech to his local DSA about how The Man had
oppressed them, and they voted him a $95,000 sinecure.
·
Even if had that fallen through, Gustavo
wouldn’t have to worry about making rent — he lives in a $1.5 million two-story Brooklyn condo purchased for him . .
. by his father.
Ladies and gentlemen: This is your modern DSA, embodied.
A movement whose intellectual forefathers are Marx, Lenin, and Che has no need
for explanation as to why it is populated top to bottom by Gustavo Gordillo
types. These are the well-heeled radicals who have always powered left-wing
discontent: disgusted by their economic privilege yet supremely dependent on
it, contemptuous of anything that resembles manual (or even intellectual)
labor, committed exclusively to the social and aesthetic pleasures of “activism.”
And they are in the vanguard of our changing politics.
Laugh them off if you please — there is plenty to laugh at. But do not doubt
their sincerity. There are few dangers greater in politics than sincere fools.
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