By Jonah Goldberg
Wednesday, June 10, 2026
About 12 to 15 years ago, I did a bunch of speaking
events in Southern California. Book tours, after-dinner right-wing funny guy
gigs, luncheon think tank-y panels, whatever.
It was then that I came to believe that upscale,
ideologically committed Southern California conservative Republicans are a
funny species of conservative. Homo conservativus californianus australis,
or Southern California conservative Republican, is closely related to a species
I know much better: Homo republicanus conservativus novae-yorcensis or
perhaps Homo sapiens republicanus conservativus gothamensis.
As with the Asian elephant and African elephant, the
similarities are obvious while the differences are subtle. First, both are
elephants. And they both have long memories, especially for grievances. The
differences have to do with their habitat. Asian elephants, like New Yorkers,
live in much closer proximity to humans. This has garnered them a reputation
for being more dangerous, even though that might not be actually true. It’s
just that there are more opportunities for conflict with elephants when you’re
more likely to bump into them. Meanwhile, African elephants are bigger and
stronger, and in a sense, healthier. But because they tend to live further away
from human populations, violent interactions are less common. At a distance,
they seem more docile and peaceable. But the reality is the African ones are
actually more volatile if you cross them.
Another similarity between SoCal and NYC right-wingers is
the understandable sense that they are surrounded, because they are. As
a result, they fall into small groups where that feeling is both alleviated and
intensified simultaneously. That’s what happens when you go from “I’m alone” to
“we’re alone.”
This tendency is much more pronounced, in my experience,
with the California crowd. I’ll give you an example. When I did those swings
through L.A., Orange County, etc., at almost every event, someone would come up
to me and say some version of “It would be so great if the L.A. Times ran
your column, but they’d never do that!”
This would then put me in the uncomfortable position of
having to tell them, “Actually, I’ve been an L.A. Times columnist for
years.” I’d even point out one of the highlights of my career: Barbra Streisand canceled her subscription to the LAT in
protest.
The responses varied, from very awkward apologies to
shock to laughter. But the explanation was always the same, “I stopped reading
that paper years ago.”
I never had that kind of experience with New Yorkers and
the New York Post, which also carried my column, in part because republicanus
conservativus gothamensis lives on a steady diet of Gotham’s paper of
record. New York is also more of a media melting pot than Southern California.
There are other differences between Southern California
right-wingers and their New York cousins, beyond the greater prevalence of
vitamin D deficiencies among denizens of the Big Apple. The children and
grandchildren of Goldwater’s “little old ladies in tennis shoes” inherited more of the
paranoid style. I remember one lady who picked me up in a luxury sedan at the
airport for a lunch talk—a very successful lawyer, if memory serves. She
explained to me that one of the major campuses of UCLA or USC was now fully compliant
and subservient to Sharia law. “They’ve gone full Sharia,” I remember her
saying.
Not wanting to be rude, I mumbled dryly, “Huh, I hadn’t
heard that. I kinda feel like that should be bigger news.”
I bring this up to make two points, one about insiders
and one about outsiders.
How groupthink happens.
The conventional wisdom is that ideological polarization
is the result of “the Big Sort.” Like-minded people moving to live among
like-minded people. But Yoni Appelbaum makes a persuasive case in his book, Stuck,
that this gets the causality backward. We aren’t becoming ideologically
polarized because people are moving, but because they aren’t. “The problem
isn’t that we’re sorting ourselves out; it’s that we’ve ceased to mix ourselves
together,” he writes.
Not everything about the Big Sort thesis is wrong,
though. We do self-sort, but locally, and virtually in digital spaces. In these
small spaces, the pressures of conformity push us to more extreme positions. As
Cass Sunstein famously put it in “The Law of Group Polarization,” deliberation within
subgroups tends to push members “toward a more extreme point.”
Think about it this way. If you belong to an ideological
niche group—climate activists, gun controllers, gun rights enthusiasts,
Christian nationalists, atheists, whatever—and you start regularly going to
meetings with like-minded people, the undertow of the conversation is going to
pull you to a more intense version of your beliefs. Obviously, there are
counterexamples. Sometimes facing that kind of groupthink elicits the desire to
rebel and quit altogether. But these examples tend to be the exceptions that
prove the rule.
This is where groupthink comes from. Pick almost any
institution or issue where you think groupthink exists: faculty departments in
higher education, the mainstream media, right-wing media, left-wing media,
philanthropy, boutique intellectual or political ghettos, sports or celebrity
fan clubs. First of all, gatekeeper functions prevent outsiders from even
getting in the door. If you’re a laissez-faire free market devotee, American
Compass or Bernie Sanders’ Senate office is probably not going to hire you. But
let’s say your commitment to free market principles is weak and your curiosity
in alternative economic theories is strong. You might get hired, but very
quickly whatever sympathy you have for the free market will be discouraged
while your curiosity in statism rewarded.
Second, there’s self-selection. A few agnostics and
atheists, out of intellectual curiosity, might be interested in attending a
Bible study group, but most would simply say, “That’s not for me.” The person
who thinks queer theory is stupid isn’t going to apply for the faculty position
in queer studies.
Third, there’s status-seeking. Most people who join an
affinity group seek to stand out according to that affinity. A New York Jets
fan club rewards people for things like their commitment to the Jets, their
knowledge of the Jets, and their attendance record at Jets tailgates and games.
Ideologically committed groups reward those who sacrifice for the cause and
don’t waver. Hating the enemy group is celebrated. The guy who says “the
socialists make a good point” at a libertarian meetup does not often rise to
the top of the pecking order. The dude who hates the socialists more than
anyone else might.
All of these dynamics are at play in organizations and
institutions, but they are also at play in the virtual tribes that increasingly
define our political culture. In other words, this stuff happens inside Fox
News or MS NOW, but it also happens with, and among, their audiences. The
latter reinforces the former and the former rewards the latter. You can see
such dynamics form like weather fronts on social media any day of the week.
The view from the outside in.
Then there’s what we might call out-groupthink. Over my
20 years at National Review there were countless times when progressive
journalists and academics offered theories of what the thinking inside National
Review was. I can’t remember a single time when I thought, “Wow, they
nailed it.” I’m not saying nobody ever had a theory or insight of any merit.
Some folks did actual reporting that supported their claims. But the ability of
outsiders to guess at the motives and internal debates was always weighed down
or distorted by the assumptions of the person on the dry side of the fishbowl.
I got to thinking about all this because of the rush to
claim “they” stole the election from Spencer Pratt. I wanted Pratt to win,
though perhaps not quite as fervently as some. L.A.—and California—desperately
needs to have the Democrats’ monopoly broken up. Pratt wouldn’t be my first
choice, and it’s quite possible that if elected he would fail so spectacularly
as mayor it would set back the cause of competitive politics in California. But
I thought it would be worth the risk.
It didn’t happen. Pratt ran an impressive race, but not
so impressive he could overcome the massive headwinds of a wildly left-wing
city. His final tally lined up with his poll numbers pretty well. The surprise
was Nithya Raman’s overperformance, specifically her late pickup in mail-in
votes.
Now, I think the way California handles elections is
a scandal—a scandal of incompetence and self-indulgence, not a scandal of
corruption.
Regardless, both the incumbent Mayor Karen Bass and
left-wing firebrand Nithya Raman would have much preferred a runoff with Pratt
than another Democrat. The conspiracy theories about how “they” stole the
election gloss over this point. So who is “they”? If it’s the establishment
controlled by Bass, “they” screwed up. If it was Raman, “they” had to have done
it without the help of the people running the city government—or the state
government (Steve Hilton, the GOP candidate for governor, made the runoff). That
doesn’t mean a “they” couldn’t have done it. It sounds like the Democratic
Socialists of America—Raman’s faction—may have harvested ballots, which is why
she got so many mail-in votes. But as far as I can tell, that’s not illegal in
L.A. (even if it should be). So, it’s not a conspiracy to steal the election in
any legal sense. It was merely a successful effort to win.
But from the outside, it’s pretty easy to see what you
want to see and to attribute a bad outcome to an undifferentiated overclass
called “they.”
And the easiest place to get this perspective is from
outside L.A. Pratt had enormous buzz on social media and Fox News. Great for
him. But how many people caught up in the frenzy were actual registered voters
in the City of Los Angeles? Not that many. Or not that many more than the polls
indicated.
There are much better examples of out-groupthink than
this, but this is the one people are talking about. And it will do.
It’s worth noting that out-groupthink is where most
conspiracy theories come from, by people looking from the outside in. These
people construct their cases backward, starting with conclusions about results
they don’t like and ascribing motives that fit their predetermined narrative.
That’s what Rep. Thomas Massie did this week with fevered antisemitic B.S. about the tragic attack on the USS Liberty, and what Candace Owens does about
pretty much everything. She’s the antimatter universe version of Jerry
Seinfeld’s Uncle Leo, who sees antisemites behind every bad outcome. “They don’t just overcook a hamburger, Jerry.” Owens sees
semites the same way. They don’t just land men on the moon, Jerry.
Not all wrong or outlandish theories become full-blown
conspiracy theories. But almost all such theories start from a position of
radical distrust. If you think “they” have sinister motives, plausible
explanations that don’t involve evil intentions seem less plausible. Occam’s
razor gets dull, and the most likely explanation seems like an exercise in
naivete, giving the bad guys the benefit of the doubt.
And giving the bad guys the benefit of the doubt is what
gets you kicked out of your self-selected clubs.
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