Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Democrats Have Tied Themselves to Grähäm Plätner

By Jim Geraghty

Monday, June 01, 2026

 

Once a Maine Democrat has made up his mind that a candidate having a Nazi tattoo for 18 years isn’t a reason to not support or vote for him, none of us should be surprised that some garden-variety infidelity isn’t going to shake them loose, either.

 

At 3:16 p.m. on Saturday, the Wall Street Journal reported:

 

Days after Graham Platner announced his Maine Senate bid, his wife informed the campaign about a potential political problem she had previously discovered on the oyster farmer’s phone: sexually explicit texts with several women, according to people familiar with the matter.

 

Amy Gertner, who married Platner in 2023, told the campaign about messages she had found early in their marriage in the spring of 2025. In late August, as some aides were conducting opposition research on their own candidate, Gertner disclosed the texts to a campaign aide to make sure they didn’t pose a risk to her husband’s nascent campaign, those people said.

 

Shortly thereafter, the New York Times reported more details:

 

Ms. McDonald said Ms. Gertner told her that her husband had been exchanging sexual messages with as many as a dozen women.

 

A current Platner campaign official said Mr. Platner had been communicating with up to six women. The conduct had stopped, the official said, before the campaign launched.

 

I love the use of the phrase, “up to six.” If Platner had been sexting with three women, the campaign would have said it was three. If it was four, they would say it was four. If the official campaign statement is “up to six,” it means it is six. No married man is going to overestimate the number of women he’s sexting. This shouldn’t be that hard to count; this isn’t the decennial national census.

 

Platner launched his U.S. Senate campaign in Maine on August 19; as I wrote this weekend, “this is a long-forgotten youthful indiscretion from last summer.” The last married candidate whom I can remember pledging that he had stopped online sexual communications with six to ten women was former congressman Anthony Weiner. Things turned out very badly for him.

 

In an interview with local television, Platner said, “The Wall Street Journal and The New York Times ran stories without any evidence besides the gossip from a former staffer. I’m sorry, that’s uh… that’s frankly journalistic malpractice.”

 

Except . . . his campaign verified the authenticity of the messages.

 

He added, “the establishment media outlets are just gonna run gossip instead of wanting to talk about the things that actually matter in this race.”

 

The inconvenience of a fact does not make it gossip. NBC News, not exactly a Republican opposition research shop, reported:

 

In addition, NBC News verified a Kik account tied to Platner after it visually matched the tattoos visible in the profile photo to tattoos on his torso and arms. Kik is a popular platform that allows anonymous messaging. The platform indicates that the account was created 3,610 days (nearly 10 years) ago and provides no record of Platner’s activity, contacts or actions.

 

A spokesperson for Platner’s campaign confirmed the account belongs to Platner, but said he deleted the app and hasn’t used the account in years.

 

What is making Platner’s campaign a useful exercise in illustrating the state of the public’s catastrophically poor ability to accurately assess candidates is that we’re not being bamboozled by some off-the-charts charismatic generational political talent. He’s just some guy. He’s not a beloved longtime Democratic state legislator. He’s not a celebrated war hero. He’s not some revered local good Samaritan. As our Jeff Blehar reminds us, his whole image of an oysterman small businessman is a mirage.

 

From the good folks over at the Washington Free Beacon:

 

Together, Platner and Cushman appear to lead what is more of a boutique hobby farm—whose main function is to supply oysters to a restaurant owned by Platner’s mother—than a business that pays the bills.

 

Platner, who receives roughly $4,800 per month in VA disability benefits, did not take a salary from the company last year, though his wife, a schoolteacher, did, according to his personal financial disclosure. The filing lists one entity as paying Platner more than $5,000: the Ironbound Restaurant and Inn, a “casual fine dining restaurant” and “old world luxury” hotel owned by Platner’s mother, which is the primary purchaser of his oysters.

 

You might be wondering how a guy who is not getting paid a salary can afford a house. It’s simple: “Platner received a $200,000 loan from his Ivy League-educated father, a prominent attorney and Democratic donor.”

 

Nor is there much evidence Platner is interested in the details of policy. To the extent he has an economic policy, it is “have the federal government make businesses do what I want.” The Washington Post editorial board — I write a column over there, but don’t weigh in on the house editorials — ripped his proposed energy plan to shreds:

 

To start, [Platner] wants a national freeze on electricity rates for four years. To encourage states to go along with this, since they are responsible for regulating the price of power, he’d offer federal financing to build energy infrastructure.

 

Artificially putting a ceiling on what people pay will discourage the production of more energy without discouraging its use. In other words, it’s a recipe for shortages.

 

To increase energy supply, Platner wants to invoke the Defense Production Act to compel companies to build “clean” technologies. And he would create a National Energy Infrastructure Fund to issue loans that would be guaranteed by the federal government for energy projects. There’s no reason to throw taxpayer money behind projects that can’t compete for plentiful private capital on their own.

 

…He doesn’t just want to suspend collection of the federal gas tax, which is irresponsible enough, but get rid of it altogether.

 

To help offset the approximately $40 billion a year in lost revenue for the Highway Trust Fund, Platner proposes a windfall profits tax on oil companies. By that, he means a 50 percent per-barrel tax on the difference between oil prices now and last year. Putting road maintenance at the mercy of unpredictable oil prices: brilliant.

 

You know who else believed in price controls and government direction of the energy industry, right?

 

Based on what we know, Graham Platner is just a full-spectrum creep. That Democratic political firm that controls a bunch of social media influencers generated amazing results.

 

But we should not expect Maine Democrats to abandon Platner, nor pressure him to end his campaign. A whole lot of Democrats inside and outside of Maine are now deeply emotionally invested in the success of this campaign. From the moment they chose to believe that Platner had “accidentally” gotten the symbol of the Nazi SS tattooed on his chest, and the “military history buff” never recognized it as a Nazi symbol for 18 years, they were taking their consciences and integrity and putting them into a lockbox and entrusting them to Platner. Ending their support of Platner now would mean admitting that his critics were right about him all along. And surely, no modern Republican could relate to the phenomenon of sticking with a deeply flawed candidate out of a sense of partisan obligation, and not wanting to let the other side get a win.

 

I wonder how many Texas Republicans who intend to vote for Ken Paxton are scoffing at Platner these days. (It’s not like Paxton can spend a lot of time ripping into Platner for ugly marital infidelity.)

 

Democrats want control of the Senate, and they’re not going to let little things like a youthful dalliance with neo-Nazism, horrific statements on Reddit comment boards, or rampant infidelity get in the way of stopping Susan Collins, who they now must insist is “one of the most evil people in public life.” (Not merely in elected office, public life. This would presumably include Nick Fuentes, Candace Owens, Hasan Piker, Alex Jones, Sean “Diddy” Combs, Harvey Weinstein, Bob Menendez, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Adam Gase.)

 

I would note that Susan Collins has never pulled a fire alarm to prevent a vote in Congress.

 

She’s never abandoned her constituent services after losing a primary. She’s never stolen $5 million in disaster aid funds to finance her campaign, and she’s never pressured a married staffer into having an affair that led to the staffer killing herself by self-immolation.

 

But to justify overlooking Platner’s flaws, Collins has to become one of history’s greatest monsters.

 

Over in the Free Press, River Page writes that no one should be surprised that Platner is still competitive in this race, perhaps even favored, despite all the scandals:

 

Platner’s willingness to support bold ideas and run against the Democratic Party establishment, despite the skeletons in his closet, makes him look like he’s interested in enacting genuine political change. At the end of the day, this is all people really want. And the fact that, despite his upbringing, he genuinely does seem like a guy you could meet at a dive bar doesn’t hurt either.

 

A decade of Trump should have taught the political and media establishment that voters, especially those in the working class, could care less about personal scandal so long as their genuine-seeming proposal for real political change is on the table. Platner is going to teach them again, whether they like it or not.

 

Yes, and ignoring character, personal history, ethics, and actual interest in the details of policy and governing has turned out terribly for the country. Politicians with bad personal character — I’m sure you have your own list, but consider Gavin Newsom, Andrew Cuomo, Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, and easily half of Americans would put our current president in this category, too — have also turned out to be really bad at governing. A lack of integrity creates many more problems than it solves.

 

You don’t get better results by hiring worse human beings.

 

ADDENDUM: Speaking of Candace Owens, she’s in Moscow, on a “family vacation,” gushing about the city’s beauty. Yes, and I’m sure the planned “Germania” was going to be architecturally impressive, too. She really is like a rerun of Tucker Carlson’s show.

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