By Kevin D. Williamson
Monday, July 14, 2025
I hope you won’t mind if I begin with a little “how the
journalistic sausage gets made” anecdote. I think (and hope) you will find it
amusing.
On Friday, I published
a piece on what life is like right now for illegal immigrants in Southern
California. (I think it came out pretty well; in a good year, I’ll have a
really good feeling about maybe one out of 20 of my pieces, and this was one of
them.) At one point in the article, I quote a Los Angeles-based lawyer and
labor activist giving ICE and the federal government at large the rougher side
of his tongue on the matter of what he called “Gestapo” tactics deployed in the
arrest and detention of illegal immigrants. Declan Garvey, our executive
editor, sent me a note saying that if we were going to include that, we needed
to give the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) an opportunity to respond to
the claims, which I hadn’t done. I emailed DHS, and Tricia McLaughlin, an
assistant secretary of homeland security, gave me the reply I was expecting,
which was very close to verbatim the reply DHS had given to others. And so I
produced the following parenthetical:
(Journalistic convention compels me
to note that Assistant Homeland Security Secretary Tricia McLaughlin called
these allegations “disgusting and categorically FALSE,” all-caps in the
original. The fact that I live on Earth and am not mentally disabled compels me
to note that McLaughlin works for a serial fabulist, Kristi
Noem, who works for another serial fabulist, Donald Trump, who once created
an imaginary friend to lie to the New York Post about his sex life, in
an administration packed to the gills with pathological liars such as J.D.
Vance, who has an especial
penchant for lying about poor, non-white immigrants who have the bad taste
to move to places where there are white people, such as Springfield, Ohio. I
wouldn’t want to mislead Dispatch readers into believing that DHS
denials of these claims—or of anything else—are worth taking seriously. Hooray
for journalistic convention.)
That was the toned-down version. My original draft (which
I did not trouble my editors with) was a bit hotter, but substantively
identical, just with a few extra gerunds that Declan would probably feel
obliged to bowdlerize in keeping with our family-friendly house style here at The
Dispatch.
I don’t know what sort of person Tricia McLaughlin is.
Maybe she is inclined to be honest, though I am not entirely convinced that
there is, in practice, an honorable way to serve in the Trump administration,
which is a coterie of creeps and drunks and weirdos and grifters and
half-educated SHIFT-KEY enthusiasts and, above all, liars. Maybe she is
the exception, though her earlier work—for Vivek Ramaswamy—suggests a pattern
of seeking out perches on the shoulders of the craven and the dishonest. Today,
McLaughin works for a dishonest boss, Kristi Noem, who made up obvious, easily
disproved lies in her memoirs and continues to do so when she can take time
from playing dress-up mall-ninja Barbie, i.e., recently
insisting that 1 in 6 of the survivors of the Lahaina wildfires were forced
to trade sexual favors for basic post-disaster assistance thanks to the
corruption and incompetence of the Biden administration. There was plenty of
stupidity and moral corruption in the Biden administration, which was, after
all, presided over by Joe Biden, a lifelong serial
liar with a gazpacho IQ and the ethical uprightness of an ether-deranged
shoe salesman on an extended Labor Day weekend bender in Dewey Beach. But the
thing about lies is, they are lies—irrespective of whether they are told about
good people or terrible people. And Kristi Noem is a habitual liar. Donald
Trump is a habitual liar whose youngest son is named after the
imaginary friend he invented to lie to the New York Post about his
sex life.
(I’m pretty sure I had a telephone conversation with
Trump, in his “John Barron” persona, when he was thinking about running for
president in 2012. But I didn’t know about “John Barron” back then, so I didn’t
think to try to tell if it was Trump.)
There are some problems with that kind of endemic
dishonesty in public life. There’s the obvious moral thing, of course, and the
specifically religious scandal
of a bunch of people who invoke their Christian faith every third sentence
publicly taking consecutive high-volume hippopotamus dumps on the Ninth
Commandment (“Thou shalt not bear false witness”) in each of the other two
sentences. Watching my conservative-leaning, Trump-supporting, Christian
friends, from the Catholics to the evangelicals, try to explain that away,
twisting themselves into metaphorical knots that Dante would have done
something awful with, fills me with dread. J.D. Vance, who lies
about immigrants with comprehensively amoral facility, may be thinking
about his place in history, but he should be thinking about his place in
eternity.
But if you will forgive me for returning to a point that
will be familiar (possibly too familiar) to my readers, there is an eminently practical
side to all of this, too. Free societies run on trust—abuse that trust too much
and you will create a society that is ungovernable and that consequently ceases
to be free. Lack of trust enormously increases transaction costs on both sides
of the government/governed line.
The things we have to do, for example, to police fraud in
Medicaid (and the evidence is that we are not doing nearly enough, or doing
what we do nearly well enough) cost a lot of money, which means that the
program is more expensive than it has to be when you think about it in terms of
real benefits provided per dollar spent. On the flipside, citizens who distrust
the IRS (and not without good reason) may be less inclined to comply with the
tax laws, which means that the IRS either has to spend more money on
enforcement or that the Treasury has to forgo revenue, with more compliant
taxpayers (including those future taxpayers who are, without having been
consulted on the matter on account of their not yet having been born) being
saddled with responsibility for our current extravagance—principal plus
interest. Part of the magic mojo of those high-tax-but-happy Scandinavian
welfare states is trust: People generally don’t feel like they’re being ripped
off, that the system isn’t being too terribly abused, and that they are getting
something of commensurate value for the high taxes they pay. Your taxes might
be lower in Pakistan, but you’d miss what Denmark has to offer.
DHS says that the characterization of its actions by the
critics I cited is “disgusting” (the word “disgusting” is a tell, by the
way—disgust is the animating spirit of populist movements) and “categorically
FALSE” (the all-caps thing is another tell, in this case, a specifically Trumpy
one), and I, as a journalist and as a citizen, would like to know whether this
is, you know, true.
It matters to me which side is telling the truth. Lawyers
representing clients have a certain set of incentives, advocates carrying this
or that banner have their own incentives, people in appointed political
positions have incentives, and all of those have to be taken into account. But
there is a difference between a lawyer who wants to make a persuasive case for
his client and a lawyer who lies to you. There is a difference between an
activist telling a sympathetic story and an activist who just makes one up.
There is a difference between an up-and-coming politico who exaggerates her
foreign-policy experience and one who simply invents
a meeting with Kim Jong Un, as Kristi Noem did, or lies about canceling a
planned meeting with Emmanuel Macron in protest of his views on the Middle
East, something Noem
also did. J.D. Vance’s trafficking in stupid and knuckle-draggingly racist
nonsense about Haitians
eating people’s pets in Springfield, Ohio, isn’t political spin—it is
bearing false witness, in this case against poor and vulnerable people, which
is despicable in and of itself and which also has corrosive effects on our
ability to maintain a productive democratic conversation.
The problem for Tricia McLaughlin and DHS is that, even
if she is telling the truth, I don’t really have any way to know and am not
going to be inclined to believe her, because she chooses to work for dishonest
people—and not only people who are dishonest but for whom dishonesty is a habit
and a creed.
Which brings me to Megan Basham, a dim, boring liar who
is nonetheless useful as an example of what politics on the right looks like in
our time. Basham, who plays in the right-wing Christian sandbox (you can read
my review of her excruciatingly stupid and dishonest Shepherds for Sale here, and I
don’t know whose cornflakes I pissed in to keep getting these assignments) recently tweeted this
carefully composed casserole of imbecility and insipidity: “We need a new red
scare. And a new McCarthy.”
Assuming she’s talking about Tail Gunner Joe and not my
friend Andrew C., it would be more difficult to think of a better example of
what I am talking about.
Sen. Joe McCarthy committed one of my least-favorite
political sins, one I used to associate with Bill and Hillary Clinton back when
people cared about who they were, and that is: lying about things where the
truth is on your side. President and Mrs. Clinton, back in the day, lied so
much about so many things that it sometimes seemed they were doing it just to
keep in practice. McCarthy lied—exaggerated, misrepresented, and flat-out made
stuff up—about Communist (and we need the capital C here) infiltration of the
federal government during a period when such exaggeration, misrepresentation,
and fabrication were not actually necessary. There were a great many
Communists in sensitive and influential positions in American life in those
years, and I don’t mean lefty types who read The Communist Manifesto while
undergraduates at Swarthmore but people who were associated with and working on
behalf of the Communist Party USA—which was not a conventional political party
but a front for the government of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics—or
directly in the service of the ghastly little cabal in Moscow that aspired to
worldwide domination and that managed to kill some literally untold number
(probably north of 60 million) of people during its time in power, including
millions upon millions of Ukrainians intentionally starved to death. (Vladimir
Putin didn’t get his big ideas out of nowhere.) Some of the names are still
familiar: Alger Hiss, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, Klaus Fuchs; others are less
familiar: Harry Gold, Victor Perlo, Judith Coplon.
McCarthy was, among other things, an opportunist. The
episode we now call the “Red Scare” consisted of two discrete periods, and its
important figures included Richard Nixon, J. Edgar Hoover, and Robert Kennedy,
among others. McCarthy came late to the game but saw that it was good sport,
giving his famous speech (in which he claimed to have a list of 205 “names that
were made known to the secretary of state as being members of the Communist
Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the State
Department”) a few
weeks after Alger Hiss’ perjury conviction. The number on the list
changed from day to day (it was quickly reduced to 57), and it quickly became
clear to many astute people, not least of them Dwight Eisenhower, that McCarthy
was a cheap and vicious demagogue who simply made things up as it suited him.
William F. Buckley Jr., who had been a vocal defender of McCarthy’s, later concluded that
the senator’s dishonesty and antics had set back the cause of anticommunism
rather than advancing it.
(Buckley would later write a novel, Redhunter,
based on McCarthy, who also has a small cameo in another Buckley novel, Elvis
in the Morning.)
Moral flexibility is put forward by apologists for such
figures as McCarthy—and Donald Trump—as a matter of pragmatism. When a Stalin
apologist inflicted on George Orwell the familiar proverb about needing to
break some eggs to make an omelet, Orwell asked, reasonably: “Where’s the
omelet?” There wasn’t one—just gulags and misery and repression and murder. The
anticommunists were right to fight that. But McCarthy’s low character did not
make it easier to fight Moscow’s agents in the United States—his sodden
stupidity and willful dishonesty made it much, much more difficult, a
fact for which his enablers bore some responsibility. In our time, the United
States needs immigration reform, and consistent enforcement is going to have to
be a part of that—and Donald Trump is going to make it a lot harder to get that
done. J.D. Vance is going to make it harder to get that done. The clutch of
fools around them—Kash Patel, Dan Bongino, Pam Bondi, Pete Hegseth, Robert
Kennedy Jr.—is going to make it harder, because they have the net effect of
undermining trust in government, including those such as Kennedy who are not
directly involved in immigration. They do not seem untrustworthy—they are
untrustworthy. Cheerleaders and enablers
and turd-polishers great and small, from big noises such as Sean Hannity and
Robert Jeffress to little fish such as Megan Basham, are making the kinds of
reform they purport to desire harder to achieve, too.
Trump is a unique political presence. I expect that
things will quiet down, at least a little, at least on the right, as he fades.
But when conservative-leaning Americans do stop to catch their breath, I do
hope that they will remember who lied to them, who went along with the lies,
who celebrated the lies—and who didn’t.
Words About Words
A headline
in the New York Times: “A Tiny Chef Inspires an Outsize Outpouring:
Nickelodeon canceled ‘The Tiny Chef Show.’ Fans rallied around the wee
gourmand.”
Gourmand is a much-abused word. It gets used
wrongly, as in the Times headline, because it looks like gourmet.
A gourmand is not a fancy chef or, necessarily, a fancy chef’s client—a
gourmand is a glutton, albeit the kind of glutton who favors good food
and wine rather than Taco Bell. To be a gourmand is to eat to excess, not to
eat with a persnickety sense of refinement. The Tiny Chef in question is, as I
understand it, a vegan and a not especially gluttonous one—so gourmand is
probably the wrong word. I was reminded of a passage in Graham Greene’s The
Comedians in which a progressive American crackpot traveling to
Duvalier-era Haiti to establish a vegetarian center is invited at dinner to
have a second helping of nut cutlet and protests that he is not a “gourmand.”
(Also: “Second Helping of Nut Cutlet” is the name of my file of clippings from
the second Trump administration.) More of a Tiny Chef-type guy.
There is another related use of gourmand, in
perfumery: It describes a scent
associated with food, such as perfumes or colognes based on vanilla or
limes or something like that.
About that: What’s the difference between perfume and
cologne? Concentration, basically: Perfume is what you call a
product with a relatively high concentration of scent oils, while cologne
is more diluted. In the United States (and throughout the English-speaking
world, as far as I can tell), perfume is used to describe women’s scents
exclusively, while men’s have many names: cologne, eau de toilette,
splash, aftershave.
Aftershave is also an interesting word, from a
marketing point of view: It is a way of giving a man an excuse to wear perfume
while pretending that it is something functional, that it has been chosen for
some utilitarian purpose. Someone once described the marketing genius of Rolex
as “selling men jewelry while convincing them they’re buying tools,” and
there’s something of that in aftershave, too, I think.
Not that there are no functional aftershaves. I think
about this stuff a fair bit because I shave my head. One of the few times
anybody has ever approached me about doing a product endorsement was for a
razor designed for shaving heads, but I didn’t like it much, so I passed. I
don’t get a lot of those requests. (Can’t imagine why.) I keep hoping that
Brioni will give me a call. What has Oscar
Isaac got that I haven’t?
Don’t feel absolutely obliged to answer that.
In Closing
Here is a thing you might not get from my big piece on
illegal immigration and California: As a policy matter, I am pretty firmly on
the restrictionist side of the debate. For example, I would oppose, in
principle, any so-called path to citizenship for people who became illegal
immigrants in the United States as adults, whether they crossed the border in
stealth or overstayed visas or whatever. I’m not too excited about the prospect
of citizenship even for people
who were brought here as children, for that matter, though I think we
probably should make it easy for many of them to get green cards or some
equivalent stable status. Citizenship should mean something.
I make a lot of arguments, of course, but I think of my
main job—the thing where I’m most useful—as trying to help readers understand
what is actually happening in the world, in this case, what life is like for
illegal immigrants in Southern California right now. And I don’t think that it
is good journalism to try to tailor the stories in such a way as to reinforce
my policy preferences. Whatever your views on immigration, abortion, gun
rights, whatever, there are going to be sympathetic stories and (very often)
good arguments and situations that tilt the emotional balance toward the other
side.
Getting immigration right is going to have a big,
rigorous enforcement component, and that isn’t going to be limited in
application to gangsters with face tattoos and 47 felonies on their résumés.
But I believe that we can do a better job with the policy, and with the policy
conversation, than we have, and that telling interesting and true stories helps
us to understand what is actually happening in our ailing republic. Journalism
isn’t propaganda—at least, it isn’t supposed to be. But if readers want better
journalism, they’re going to have to demand it—because most of the market is
going to end up leaning toward wherever it is easiest to get paid.
1 comment:
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What is interesting is that this book is so different to any other espionage thrillers fact or fiction that I have ever read. It is extraordinarily memorable and unsurprisingly apparently mandatory reading in some countries’ intelligence agencies’ induction programs. Why?
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The action in Beyond Enkription is set in 1974 about a real maverick British accountant who worked in Coopers & Lybrand (now PwC) in London, Nassau, Miami and Port au Prince. Initially in 1974 he unwittingly worked for MI5 and MI6 based in London infiltrating an organised crime gang. Later he worked knowingly for the CIA in the Americas. In subsequent books yet to be published (when employed by Citicorp, Barclays, Reuters and others) he continued to work for several intelligence agencies. Fairclough has been justifiably likened to a posh version of Harry Palmer aka Michael Caine in the films based on Len Deighton’s spy novels.
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Returning to the intense and electrifying thriller Beyond Enkription, it has had mainly five star reviews so don’t be put off by Chapter 1 if you are squeamish. You can always skip through the squeamish bits and just get the gist of what is going on in the first chapter. Mind you, infiltrating international state sponsored people and body part smuggling mobs isn’t a job for the squeamish! Thereafter don’t skip any of the text or you’ll lose the plots. The book is ever increasingly cerebral albeit pacy and action packed. Indeed, the twists and turns in the interwoven plots kept me guessing beyond the epilogue even on my second reading.
The characters were wholesome, well-developed and beguiling to the extent that you’ll probably end up loving those you hated ab initio, particularly Sara Burlington. The attention to detail added extra layers of authenticity to the narrative and above all else you can’t escape the realism. Unlike reading most spy thrillers, you will soon realise it actually happened but don’t trust a soul.
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