By Nick Catoggio
Tuesday, July 08, 2025
“If you dislike the religious right, wait till you meet
the post-religious right,” New York Times columnist Ross Douthat once
warned.
Douthat tweeted that nine days after the South Carolina
Republican primary of 2016. Weeks before, Trump had lost evangelical-heavy Iowa
to Ted Cruz and then prevailed in evangelical-light New Hampshire. South
Carolina was an acid test for his candidacy, conservatives surmised. A
dissolute nationalist from New York City had no chance at the GOP nomination if
he couldn’t win in the Bible Belt.
Trump did win there, though, and comfortably. Douthat
recognized the moral implications almost instantly.
But “post-religious” was the wrong term. The Trump-era
right is post-Christian,
but emphatically not post-religious. On the contrary, the most interesting
thing about the MAGA movement is that it’s a fledgling religious faith growing
in not-always-hospitable political soil.
It’s led by an infallible prophet (PBUH) who’s convinced
he was saved
by God to restore the kingdom. His disciples have subordinated
all of their beliefs to his holy will. He implores followers to despise
the infidel and presents himself as the only
answer to their suffering. He’s been martyred
repeatedly by his enemies, only to be resurrected each time. He offers a simple
catechism: All problems are caused by a malevolent Them and can be solved with
enough righteous “strength,” i.e. ruthlessness.
The tricky part for devotees is that political expediency
sometimes—or often—leads the prophet to undermine his own teachings. He curses
“forever wars” in the Middle East, then bombs Iran. He preaches the virtues of
tariffs, then suspends them. He rejoices at mass deportation, then cancels
the policy and un-cancels it—and may soon cancel
it again. He praises lower spending, creates a new department to make cuts,
then erases
all of the savings generated many times over.
Many of his disciples don’t know or don’t care enough
about policy to have these reversals shake their faith in his holy will. But
when the prophet appears to be in league with the malevolent Them by excusing
their most malevolent behavior, that’s a theological crisis in the making. If
Donald Trump is the way, the truth, and the life, why are his high priests now
claiming that the ruling class isn’t
populated by Satanic pedophiles?
Where does MAGA go after the Great Disappointment?
Judgment Day.
The Great Disappointment is a term associated with the
Millerites, a 19th-century sect whose leader insisted that Christ would soon
return. That’s standard for cults—except that the Millerites, through elaborate
biblical interpretation, became convinced that the Second Coming would happen
on a particular date in 1844.
Rarely do so-called prophets get that specific, and no
wonder. The day came and went, Jesus failed to show, and the sect crumbled. The
Great Disappointment, the rapture that wasn’t, shattered the faith.
There’s a whiff of the Great Disappointment to the feral
populists being told
by Donald Trump’s Justice Department that Jeffrey Epstein did indeed commit
suicide and that there’s no evidence that he maintained a “client list”
implicating every rich and powerful person you’ve ever heard of.
Granted, Trumpism is based on more than exposing the
truth about one mega-rich pedophile’s depravity. Whereas you couldn’t be a
Millerite without having Judgment Day circled on your calendar, you can
certainly be MAGA without caring much about Epstein. But if belief in an
Epstein conspiracy is merely one small part of populism, it’s an important
part. It bolsters the moral case for ruthlessness toward the country’s elite.
Populists don’t claim that the so-called “establishment”
is foolish or misguided, as one might of a traditional political opponent. They
claim that it’s evil, and the touchstone of evil in contemporary American
culture is preying sexually upon children. You don’t rid yourself of evil by
dutifully outpolling it every four years on Election Day; you purge it
ruthlessly, with any weapon at hand. MAGA is a revolutionary
movement, and all revolutions aim to permanently dismantle the regime
they’re seeking to unseat, not to temporarily gain state power over it.
Epstein’s client list was the moral pillar on which those
authoritarian pretensions rested. If Trump won, the thousands of predators who
supposedly populate our elite institutions would be exposed, discredited,
arrested, and imprisoned. The many moral compromises Trumpists have made over
the past 10 years on behalf of their leader and the movement he inspired would
be vindicated. It would be a sort of political Judgment Day, with the wicked
cast into the lake of fire and the virtuous left to inherit the Earth.
Now here’s the prophet, speaking through his DOJ, to say
there will be no Judgment Day. Disappointments don’t get much greater than
that.
Frankly, one could argue that it’s unfair to the
Millerites to compare them to Trumpists. Many of them did reexamine their
beliefs and leave the faith when Christ didn’t descend in 1844, but no MAGA
devotee of whom I’m aware has piped up in the past 48 hours to question their
own beliefs about America’s supposed pedo-cracy. Many prominent Republicans, some at the highest levels of government,
have demanded the truth about the Epstein “client list” and Trump himself promised
during last year’s campaign to produce it. Yet now that we’ve been told it
doesn’t exist, they haven’t made a peep.
Of the two cults, it appears that Trumpists are the
stronger one. Which isn’t altogether good news for the future of the movement.
A crisis of faith.
It’s easy for soulless populist panderers like J.D. Vance
and Ted Cruz to shrug at the Epstein news, either because they never believed
in the client list or didn’t much care whether it existed. What they believe in
is power. When paying lip service to MAGA beliefs about Jeffrey Epstein
promised to gain them power, they did that. Now that hastily dropping the
subject to serve Trump’s political interests promises to preserve their power,
they’ll do that too.
Most Trumpists aren’t that cynical, though. They had
faith that Judgment Day was coming. Now that it isn’t, they have two options.
One is to abandon their faith, as the Millerites did—but where would they go?
To the (gasp) Democrats? To right-wing populists, that’s less like leaving one
Christian sect for another than leaving Christianity for Satanism. It’s one
thing to revisit your beliefs in an Epstein client list, it’s another to switch
your allegiance to those with whom you suspected of being on the client
list.
Which leaves the other option, reconciling the Great
Disappointment with the tenets of Trumpism. Call it a crisis of theodicy: Why
would a God who’s good and just, who sent us Donald Trump to save us from our
national sins, restore Trump to power but then allow the elite sexual-predator
class to go unpunished?
No wonder Alex Jones is in tears.
One way to resolve that crisis is to speculate that the “deep state”
destroyed the files before the president and his team could access them.
That will become the default explanation for true believers, I suspect, because
it’s the one that maintains most of their priors. Trump is good, the client
list is real, and the evil establishment is forever one step ahead in covering
up its crimes. The truth is, and will remain, out there.
Another possibility is to revise MAGA beliefs about just
how sinister and all-powerful the dreaded “establishment” is. “There is a chain
of command on this planet,” Mike Cernovich tweeted
ominously after the Epstein news broke, “and elite pedophiles are at the very
top. Even above Trump. Way above him.” That thinking is heretical in that it
suggests the president is not our national savior, but the most
demagogic and smooth-brained populists will like it because of how it
implicitly condones more extreme ruthlessness towards enemies. If electing
Donald Trump isn’t enough to stop “elite pedophiles,” well, then more radical
measures might logically need to be taken.
A third way to resolve the crisis is to look for
scapegoats. The prophet, being infallible, can’t be blamed for failing to
expose Epstein’s co-conspirators. But his deputies sure can.
The obvious target is Attorney General Pam Bondi, who’s
spent months bumbling her way through the grassroots clamor for the client
list. Bondi tried to placate populists by inviting a number of “influencers” to
the White House in February and handing them binders labeled “The
Epstein Files: Phase 1,” which turned out to be a whole lotta nothing.
Surely Phase 2 would be juicier, an expectation raised by the AG herself when
she claimed on Fox News that the Epstein client list was “sitting on my
desk right now to review” and later apparently alleged that “tens of
thousands of videos of Epstein with children or child porn” were involved.
But in May the DOJ began to retreat. Kash Patel and Dan
Bongino, now Nos. 1 and 2 at the FBI, went on Fox Business to gently break it
to the MAGA faithful that Epstein really did die by suicide. The idea behind
their appearance, presumably, was that populists would take the news better if
two of their most trusted Trump appointees delivered it, but it didn’t
shake out that way. The memo
that leaked this past weekend to Axios amounted to the Justice
Department finally throwing in the towel: They had nothing juicy on Epstein and
would no longer go on pretending.
Bondi would be a logical lightning
rod for populist
rage after getting MAGA’s hopes up and stringing them along, even if
scapegoating the president’s deputies when he disappoints populists wasn’t
already second nature by now. But insofar as she’s being accused of
masterminding a cover-up of the evidence against Epstein, then that too is a
heresy. She answers to Trump, after all. If she’s protecting a cabal of
powerful kiddie-touchers, then either the president has consented to it (major
heresy) or he’s feebly oblivious to his own attorney general being co-opted by
the “elites” (minor heresy).
Either way, as long as populists continue to believe that
the client list exists and that the DOJ has it, they’re accusing Trump of some
greater or lesser degree of complicity in its suppression. And his movement
will reckon with that once he’s gone.
Schism.
I suspect that populists will cope with the Great
Disappointment the same way they’re likely to cope with all disappointments in
Trump’s second term, by rallying around the prophet now and delaying the
inevitable bitter clashes over their differences once he’s gone.
For instance, the debate over bombing Iran isn’t much of
a debate right now, but check
back in 2028. Republican doves would be risking clout, money, and future
leadership opportunities on the right by antagonizing the head of the faith at
this moment over his decision to attack, but Trump won’t be the head forever.
When he departs, he’ll leave a power vacuum atop a major American political
party greater than any since Franklin Roosevelt. Doves and hawks will seek to
fill that vacuum by battling viciously over which is the true heir to his
legacy (“What Would Donald Trump Do?”), a sort of Republican version of Sunnis
and Shiites.
The Epstein saga will contribute to a schism among
populist-nationalists too.
Last week, columnist Richard Hanania distinguished
longstanding Trumpists from latecomers like Joe Rogan, who’s been complaining
lately about federal raids on nonviolent illegal immigrant workers. “Rogan is a
conspiracy theorist, so feels at home with the MAGA coalition,” Hanania observed,
“but lacks their sadism, so he occasionally breaks with them on a topic like
immigration.” Cranks and sadists are uncharitable ways to describe differences
among populists, but not entirely useless ones.
Those are likely to be key fault lines in the 2028
Republican primary. Some candidates will lean hard into sadism to try to gain
traction quickly among voters; others, concerned with their electability in a
general election, will calibrate more carefully. We need an Alligator
Alcatraz in every state, the “serious” candidates will say. Wrong—we
need an Alligator Alcatraz in every state and we need to add piranhas to the
water, the “firebrands” will answer.
Conspiracy theories will work the same way. Trump
administration veterans like J.D. Vance and Marco Rubio will likely fall back
dismissively on the “deep state destroyed the Epstein files” theory I mentioned
earlier, but hungry populist opponents won’t stand for it. Suppressing the
Epstein client list was Donald Trump’s only real failure as president, some
Tucker Carlson type will say. We know now that unless we have a nominee
who’s even more uncompromising than Trump was, the secrets that our government
is keeping will never come out.
The Great Disappointment will become a touchstone for how
conspiratorial one thinks the GOP’s priorities should be once the Trump era
ends and the party considers a more substantive populism. Where you stand on
the urgency of exposing the child-abusing lizard people who supposedly rule us
will inform whether you’re more disposed toward a Rubio or a Carlson, more
mainline or Wahhabist in your faith. “Reform or fundamentalist?” is a question
that troubles every religion. Why should Trumpism be different?
Even before then, I expect the Epstein letdown will be
used opportunistically by right-wingers with policy axes to grind against
Trump.
It’s already begun. “What the heck was the point of DOGE
if [Trump’s] just going to increase the debt by $5 trillion??” Elon Musk asked on
Sunday. A day later, he taunted MAGA fans
by posting “The Official Jeffrey Epstein Pedophile Arrest Counter” at all
zeroes. Tucker Carlson has followed the same path, rebounding from his upset
over the airstrikes on Iran by wondering
sarcastically why he ever maligned poor ol’ Jeffrey Epstein now that Pam
Bondi has given him a clean-ish bill of legal health.
Elon can’t get populists to care about spending and
Tucker can’t get them to care about Iran. But they can stoke populist
antagonism toward the Trump administration by grinding salt in the wound of the
Great Disappointment.
Fundamentalist MAGA is coming. It might not prevail in
2028, but it will be among the options offered to the faithful. At this point,
would any of us bet very much against it?
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