By Jonah Goldberg
Friday, February 27, 2026
On my beach vacation, I’m feeling a bit like Michael
Dukakis. No, I don’t mean that I inhabit the same intoxicating and raw jungle
cat sexuality or the laid back gift for gab so many associate with the former
Massachusetts governor and 1988 Democratic presidential nominee.
I’m referring to a famous anecdote about how he read a
book on Swedish land use reforms while on his own beach vacation. My own
reading has been similarly nerdy. Like Bluto at the Faber College cafeteria
buffet, I’ve consumed a diverse selection. I worked my way through a bunch of The
History of European Conservative Thought by Franceso Giubilei, Quentin
Skinner’s Liberty Before Liberalism, Max Weber’s The Vocation
Lectures, James Scott’s Against the Grain, and a slew of academic
journal articles, including a fascinating 1948 article by Arthur Bestor in the Journal
of the History of Ideas on “The Evolution of the Socialist Vocabulary.”
I’m indebted to Bestor for teaching me that before the
terms “communism” and “socialism” gained wide currency, one of the most popular
terms for the idea behind both was “agrarianism.”
Bestor writes that in 1848, Webster’s American
Dictionary defined socialism and communism as variants of agrarianism:
SOCIALISM, n. A
social state in which there is a community of property among all the citizens;
a new term for AGRARIANISM. [See COMMUNISM.]
Communism, in turn, was described as “a new French word,
nearly synonymous with agrarianism, socialism, and radicalism.”
Bestor explains that one of the reasons “agrarianism”
“was unequal to the linguistic burdens which the new century was laying upon
it,” was that “agrarianism stood for the equal division of property, whereas
many nineteenth-century reformers were proposing not to divide property, but to
collect it, or put it in a common pool, or socialize it. To express
these new ideas, a new vocabulary was needed.”
When the vast majority of Europeans and Americans worked
in agriculture, agrarianism made sense as a term for, well, socialism. But with
the Industrial Revolution unfolding, and mass urbanization radically
transforming society, people needed a new word for the same idea, but it needed
to be capacious enough to include schemes for workers to take ownership of the
new means of production.
This is a very useful addition to, and illustration of,
something I’ve been arguing for a long time: There are very few new ideas.
What’s new is technology. The wheel, gunpowder, the cotton gin, the steamboat,
the telegraph, TV, and the birth control pill: These are often the biggest
drivers of “new” political arrangements. But because intellectuals love the
idea that ideas drive history, they give outsized credit to “new” ideas rather
than the changed facts on the ground wrought by technology. And just to be
clear, the idea of “socialism” didn’t start with agrarianism either. As Bestor
notes, the idea of property owned by the “community” (another word that was
used to mean socialism in many contexts) long predates the word “agrarianism.”
It’s just that movements dedicated to that idea were often named after the
religious sect or leader who proposed them. “Specific labels, derived from the
names of leaders, from places, from religious dogmas, or from external
peculiarities, sufficed,” Bestor writes. “There were no communists; there were
only Anabaptists, or Diggers, or Shakers, or Labadists, or Herrnhuters, or
Rappites, or Zoarites.”
Fun side note: Zoarites, by the way, were not some sect
in ancient Mesopotamia, they were German Protestant religious refugees who set
up a utopian commune in Zoar, Ohio, in 1817, and often went by the name Society
of Separatists of Zoar. I bring this up as a fun little anecdote to throw at
people like Vice President J.D. Vance and Sen. Eric Schmitt who would have you
believe their German or European ancestors—from whom they inherited their
“Heritage American” status—were not necessarily all entrepreneurial,
free-market pioneers hewing from the New World wilderness a capitalist idyll
that is the essence of “white culture.”
Anyway, the real source of the “idea” of socialism didn’t
come from text or scripture, but from a DNA sequence. Friedrich Hayek (and
Charles Darwin and a zillion other people) argued that in man’s natural
environment tribal organization was an evolutionary advantage. Cooperation was
a necessary survival strategy. Rugged individualism was a good recipe for
getting eaten by a lion or starving to death.
This explains why socialism—and all of the synonyms for
it—are so hard to defeat. It keeps coming back the same way hunger always
returns, no matter how much you eat in one sitting, or how sick you get after
eating a spoiled meal.
I honestly don’t understand why some left-wing
intellectuals hate this claim so much. If anything, claiming that we are wired
to be socialists would help their cause. It may be a naturalistic fallacy, but
it’s a compelling one all the same. But there is something about saying human
nature is real, and that it therefore imposes limits on what is politically
possible, that really irks some intellectuals. The annoyance can take many
forms. Some think to acknowledge human nature is to implicitly endorse everything
from eugenics to phrenology. Others think that if you talk about the crooked
timber of humanity, you’re trying to sneak in arguments against utopian or
near-utopian radicalism (and, well, that’s mostly true).
Which brings me to another book I’ve been working
through: Hayek’s Bastards, by Quinn Slobodian. His claim is that the new
right is really the intellectual offspring of Hayek and Ludwig von Mises (and
an array of mainstream “fusionist” thinkers). “Arguments about politics always
rest on claims about human nature,” Slobodian observes—correctly. But he
uses this as a damning commentary on “neoliberals” and conservatives of every
stripe.
If he lays out what his own understanding of human nature
is, I haven’t gotten to it yet. But believing that there is a human nature is
his primary evidence that the current crop of anti-liberals, white
nationalists, and other racists, cranks, and goldbugs (and crypto cranks) are,
as the title suggests, “Hayek’s bastards.”
There’s a lot of interesting stuff in the book, but his
main thesis strikes me as just wildly unfair both to Hayek and Mises, and
therefore just plain wrong. I cannot recommend highly enough Phil Magness’
review in Reason. Magness is no friend of the whackjob right,
but he also has an encyclopedic knowledge of intellectual history, catching
Slobodian making some really damning errors in his reading of Hayek and Mises.
I won’t get into the weeds—again, read the review—but suffice it to say that
any effort to draw a line from the
quintessential small-l liberal Friedrich Hayek to all the various forms of
illiberalism and nationalist-populism raging today requires drawing that line
with so many curlicues and figure-8s that it just looks like a ball of yarn.
It’s a bit like saying Christian nationalist militias are “Jesus’ bastards.”
You can make the case, of course, but not without committing the same sins of
misinterpretation as the militants themselves.
What I find interesting about Slobodian’s jihad on the
“neoliberals” is how much it conforms to Hayek’s insights about human nature.
Slobodian is not alone—there’s a whole cottage industry of intellectuals who
insist the real point of libertarianism or neoliberalism or whatever term you
want to use for limited government, free exchange, individual rights, and (most
emphatically) property rights, isn’t what proponents of these ideas have
written and said for decades. It’s racism, eugenics, nationalism, and the usual
parade of horribles. (For instance, Nancy MacLean’s Democracy in Chains: The
Deep History of the Radical Right’s Stealth Plan for America, tried to lay
all manner of right-wing crimes at the feet of James M. Buchanan and public choice theory).
Don’t get me wrong, a lot of the people Slobodian goes
after are horrible (though not all of them), and I’ve fought with, or attracted
the ire of, quite a few of them over the last 25 years. But what I think is
most striking about the scorn he heaps on champions of freedom is how, well,
tribal it is. A lot of left-wing intellectuals are married to the idea that
capitalism (for want of a better term) is the source of all evils in the modern
world. So any new (or very old) evils they encounter must be blamed on
capitalism.
Slobodian isn’t antisemitic and neither are, I assume,
most intellectuals who play this game. But the structure of the argument is
analogically similar to antisemitism. Bad things happen in the world. The Jew-haters then reason backwards from those
bad things to blame Jews for it.
This approach reminds me a little of one of my favorite quotes from the Progressive Era. Walter
Rauschenbusch, one of the foremost leaders of the Social Gospel movement, was a
well-intentioned man who believed in a kind of left-wing Christian socialism
that held capitalism and small-l liberalism in utter contempt (he insisted that
“individualism means tyranny”). Paraphrasing the prophet Elijah’s line, “The
God that answereth by fire, let him be God,” Rauschenbusch said, “The God that
answereth by low food prices, let him be God.” Put somewhat uncharitably,
Rauschenbusch’s view is that God’s existence or credibility depends on a system
that gets rid of profit-seeking in the grocery business. “If our idea of God
won't give us lower food prices, we'll find another interpretation—or some
other god—that will.” (Sidenote: I still
chuckle at former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean’s explanation for why he left the
Episcopal Church and joined the Congregationalist Church: the Episcopalians
opposed his plans for a bike path.).
The sort of cart-before-the-horse thinking that starts
with the conclusion that if something is bad it must be someone else’s fault is
deeply atavistic. It’s the same tendency we often find on the right that
assumes every bad thing in the culture can be traced back to Marx or the
Frankfurt School. When in reality, the fault lies not with the intellectuals,
but with ourselves, i.e., with human nature.
The drive for socialism is the same drive for
nationalism. It’s the same natural tendency to divide the world into us and
them, good guys and bad guys, good races and degenerate ones. And the urge to
heap all of the sins of the new nationalists and socialists on the right on
thinkers who clearly argued against both socialism and nationalism is just more
tribal demonization of the other. “The God that answereth ‘capitalism is
racist,’ let him be God.”
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