Friday, May 30, 2025

The New ‘Make America Healthy Again’ Report Is Filled with Artificial Ingredients

By Jim Geraghty

Friday, May 30, 2025

 

I was never a fan of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.  The guy with brain worms who dumps baby bear carcasses and decapitates whales always seemed like an odd fit at best at the Department of Health and Human Services and a potentially catastrophic one at worst. It was not reassuring when Kennedy strode into his confirmation hearing and made clear that he didn’t know which one was Medicaid and which one was Medicare. (Those programs make up 85 percent of the budget at HHS.) Nor was it comforting when Kennedy assured Dr. Phil McGraw and his audience that he thinks the Pentagon’s Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency is behind the phenomenon of “contrails” and that “I’m going to do everything in my power to stop it.”

 

But President Trump picked him for the job, and 52 Senate Republicans voted to confirm him, and so the country is stuck with him, at least for the time being.

 

On May 16, the Department of Health and Human Services unveiled “The MAHA Report,” and a few days later, in a ceremony with President Trump standing beside him, Kennedy boasted, “This is a milestone. There’s — never in American history has the federal government taken a position on public health like this. . . . It’s not just one cabinet secretary, it’s the entire government that is behind this report.”

 

The introduction to the report described it as “a call to action. It presents the stark reality of American children’s declining health, backed by compelling data and long-term trends.” The report promised to “analyze the evidence, spotlight gaps, and map the terrain — laying the groundwork for coordinated, high-impact solutions.”

 

The first big problem is that some chunks of that report are completely made up.

 

Credit Emily Kennard and Margaret Manto of NOTUS — “News of the United States”– for the scoop:

 

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says his “Make America Healthy Again” Commission report harnesses “gold-standard” science, citing more than 500 studies and other sources to back up its claims. Those citations, though, are rife with errors, from broken links to misstated conclusions.

 

Seven of the cited sources don’t appear to exist at all.

 

Epidemiologist Katherine Keyes is listed in the MAHA report as the first author of a study on anxiety in adolescents. When NOTUS reached out to her this week, she was surprised to hear of the citation. She does study mental health and substance use, she said. But she didn’t write the paper listed.

 

“The paper cited is not a real paper that I or my colleagues were involved with,” Keyes told NOTUS via email. “We’ve certainly done research on this topic, but did not publish a paper in JAMA Pediatrics on this topic with that co-author group, or with that title.”

 

It’s not clear that anyone wrote the study cited in the MAHA report. The citation refers to a study titled, “Changes in mental health and substance abuse among US adolescents during the COVID-19 pandemic,” along with a nonfunctional link to the study’s digital object identifier. While the citation claims that the study appeared in the 12th issue of the 176th edition of the journal JAMA Pediatrics, that issue didn’t include a study with that title.

 

Citing studies that don’t exist is the most serious problem, but the report also apparently blatantly mischaracterizes the findings of other studies:

 

In one section about mental health medication, which Kennedy has railed against for years, the report cites a review paper it claims shows that therapy alone is as or more effective than psychiatric medicine. But one of that paper’s statisticians told NOTUS that conclusion doesn’t make sense, given their study didn’t even attempt to measure or compare therapy’s effectiveness as a mental health treatment.

 

“We did not include psychotherapy in our review. We only compared the effectiveness of (new generation) antidepressants against each other, and against placebo,” Joanne McKenzie, a biostatistics professor at an Australian university, said in an email.

 

Another paper, which the report says shows “antipsychotic prescriptions for children increased by 800 percent between 1993 and 2009,” actually found an eight-fold increase from 1995 to 2005.

 

The moment you read “sources don’t appear to exist at all,” you probably started to wonder if this highly touted HHS report had been written in part by some artificial-intelligence program. No one has proven the department’s MAHA report was written in part by an AI, but it fits the pattern of past examples. AI programs sometimes “hallucinate” facts. Recently, King Features, a Hearst syndicate that licenses content nationally, published a summer reading list tucked into a special section of the Chicago Sun-Times and the Philadelphia Inquirer. But the list recommended books that didn’t exist and included quotes from unidentifiable experts; the writer later admitted the “list was partially generated by artificial intelligence.”

 

Or you may recall that during the controversy surrounding Joe Biden pardoning his son Hunter, Charles Pierce of Esquire magazine justified Biden’s act by pointing to former President George H. W. Bush’s pardon of his son Neil, and Ana Navarro of The View cited Woodrow Wilson’s pardon of his brother-in-law Hunter deButts. Both writers, allegedly among the intellectual heavyweights of modern progressivism, outsourced their thinking to AI and referred to events that didn’t happen.

 

Hunter deButts.

 

Here’s how White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt spun it Thursday: “We have complete confidence in Secretary Kennedy and his team at HHS. I understand there were some formatting issues with the MAHA report that are being addressed, and the report will be updated, but it does not negate the substance of the report.”

 

“Formatting issues.” No, this isn’t a matter of “format.” This is a matter of some of the studies in there being made up, and other studies being completely misinterpreted.

 

The whole Make America Healthy Again movement and philosophy is — allegedly — Kennedy’s passion and life’s work. Supposedly, this is what he cares about, more than anything else. This is why he got the job.

 

If Kennedy and his team couldn’t put much effort into writing it, why should anyone put much effort into reading it? And why should anybody make any decision related to anybody’s health based on it?

 

If the Secretary of Health and Human Services doesn’t care about what’s in his own “milestone” report on his signature issues in his agenda . . . why should anyone else?

 

I said it somewhat tongue-in-cheek yesterday, but I’m saying it genuinely now: The most disappointing aspect of all this is how lazy everyone turned out to be.

 

Wait, it gets even better. Two days ago, Kennedy appeared on a podcast, Ultimate Human with Gary Brecka, and lamented how unreliable medical studies and medical journals are.

 

“We’re going to devote probably 20 percent of NIH’s budget to replication. Every study has to be replicated. We’re going to publish the peer review for the first time. We’re probably going to stop publishing in the Lancet, New England Journal of Medicine, JAMA, and those other journals because they’re all corrupt,” Kennedy said.

 

Got that? The guy who just published a big report that had a bunch of nonexistent studies is telling you that you shouldn’t trust all the rest of the big medical journals, because they’re all “corrupt.”

 

Even if you’re a true believer in Kennedy, at least let the scales fall from your eyes long enough to acknowledge that he makes life so much easier for his critics when he and his team churn out a report full of AI-generated slop instead of actual, citable, verifiable research. Nobody has to put much effort into discrediting Kennedy; he discredits himself.

 

ADDENDUM: Hey, remember yesterday’s newsletter about the court striking down most of Trump’s tariffs? Never mind. “The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit paused the Court of International Trade’s decision from one day earlier that blocked Trump’s sweeping worldwide tariff package and other tariffs he has imposed since his term began.”

 

So, are judges good again for Trump fans? Not such a coup anymore?

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