Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Donald Trump Can’t Bribe His Way Out of November’s Reckoning

By Jeffrey Blehar

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

 

Folks, time is now officially running out. The Republican Party’s midterm convention in Dallas has come and gone, and I wish I could say that the GOP has now emerged from the midsummer mire and is heading into November with a fresh head of steam. Instead, the sinkhole grows ever deeper. Donald Trump currently sits at a -16 percentage point approval rating in the RealClearPolitics polling averages, and things get even grimmer once you poke beneath the hood. (Next time you fill the tank up at the pump, you’ll understand that cool -38.6 percentage point approval rating he currently sports on the issue of inflation. Don’t worry, Americans historically aren’t known to vote on pocketbook issues . . .)

 

There’s no getting around blunt electoral realities here; you can’t plead with the mechanical gears of electoral politics to stop grinding. The hour is late. Voter attitudes about the economy, Trump’s various foreign policy adventures, and his . . . ahem, “highly personal” way of governing in his second term are now set and fixed: The cement has dried. (Early voting in Virginia begins in three days.)

 

It’s the sort of desperate situation that absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part, and Trump is always the man for such things. So he went and did his typical Donald Trump “thing,” rambling unscripted in Dallas through nearly two hours of self-praise after publicly pledging to stroke a $5,000 check to every adult voter in America if (and only if) they find it in their hearts to ratify his last two years in office by returning his party — and he very much wants you to know he thinks of it as his — to power. How would he do it legally? How would the American economy respond to the instant injection of $1.5 trillion? Don’t know!

 

And obviously I don’t have to know either, because — just like those DOGE checks, and those tariff rebate checks — it will never happen, nor was it meant to. It was the sort of wild gambit Trump has become infamous for over the years — he didn’t even bother to warn top Republicans of it in advance — and the sort of blarney you only offer because you know you’ll never have to pay up on it.

 

In any event, Trump’s little shamanistic rain dance failed to please the fickle electoral gods. Even Byron Donalds, running for governor of Florida as Ron DeSantis’s anointed MAGA successor, had to pump the brakes on the president’s inflation-inducing fantasy: “When it comes to additional checks going out the door, I have concerns, I’m not sure how you’re going to pay for that long-term.” (Don’t worry, we won’t have to.)

 

What cares Donald Trump for the “long term?” At this point, it should be amply clear that the president’s true north star is a mirror. He will never be on the ballot again and is seemingly indifferent to the reality that his legacy will be. After his heroic convention peroration, he sat down with Laura Ingraham for an interview where she eagerly queried him on whether he realized that he needed to campaign hard until Election Day.

 

“No,” he answered. “I’m a little bit tired of politics,” he sighed. He knows. Instead, Trump is on semi-vacation in Ireland, making casual comments about reunifying the island, capriciously suspending Irish whiskey tariffs (which he imposed) to thank them for their hospitality, and returning to what he enjoys best: playing king of a republic saddled with him for two more years.

 

The midterm results remain an ugly little beaten package, wrapped carefully and mailed with intent, for Republicans to unpack in November. What’s in the box? Something many of us haven’t really come to grips with yet, is my bet. (Maybe it’s a historic Senate loss in Kansas!) Either way, nothing will really change the course of events now. So I understand the core impulse behind the midterm convention: Maybe partying will help.

 

Just Shut the Kennedy Center Down at This Point

 

Bad news! For all the world knows, today may be officially be the day that the “Trump–Kennedy Center” closes for the foreseeable future . . . that is, unless, those dastardly courts relent, and allow the beleaguered, federally funded showcase for the arts to heal itself financially by restoring Donald Trump’s glorious visage to the visible exterior of the building.

 

Or so the pitch to the court goes, per the Washington Post. Yes, this particular phase of this increasingly pathetic saga of Trump’s desperate attempt to co-opt the Kennedy legacy is drawing to its close, as administration figures warned in a court filing last week.

 

Leaders of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, installed by President Donald Trump, say the center is on the brink of bankruptcy and argue that putting the president’s name on its facade — and thus ensuring his fundraising efforts — may be the only way to avoid imminent and “certain fiscal collapse,” according to documents obtained by The Washington Post.

 

It’s a bold pitch, for sure, given that the crisis is entirely self-engineered, but there’s more!

 

The presentation makes clear that Trump’s support hinges on getting public credit for his involvement. The financial resolution says Trump has offered to “raise the necessary funds to keep the Center from bankruptcy” while the building undergoes a sweeping renovation. But it says Trump is unlikely to provide “fundamental oversight” of that project or lead a financial rescue without “appropriate recognition” of his role.

 

Read that paragraph again. The Kennedy Center is a public trust, a federally owned (and statutorily named) venue. But now Trump frankly acknowledges that he will hold it hostage, and even shutter it, unless his name is attached to it.

 

The proper answer, of course, is for the courts to agree with Donald Trump: Fine, shut it down. This is not mere jest: The Kennedy Center is clearly not a viable institution so long as Trump remains president. He refuses to disassociate himself with it, and nobody will agree to perform — as a direct tribute to his ego — so long as he is around to claim credit for it in any way. Once he is gone, reopen it under new management — and make sure that management is independent of the administration. Then it will flourish again, with or without refurbishing. As for now, the Kennedy Center should be shuttered — and that will be the truest tribute to Trump’s ego of all.

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