By Kevin D. Williamson
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
Sometimes, the headline raises more than one question: “Quadruple amputee cornhole player fatally shoots man,
authorities say.” That is a very efficient headline: It raises many
more questions than there are verbs in it. The first sentence of the story from
ESPN answers none of these questions and, in fact, raises a couple more: “A
county sheriff’s office in Maryland said Monday that a professional cornhole
player who is also a quadruple amputee fatally shot a passenger in the front
seat of a car he was driving during an argument.”
Wait—there are professional cornhole players?
People who take an interest in voting fraud have been
told—lectured—over and over again, for many years, that voting fraud is
not a thing, that there is no evidence of fraud’s having changed the outcome of
any American election. And yet there are those provocative headlines, e.g.:
South Philly Judge of Elections Admits He Took Bribes to Stuff
Ballot Box for Democratic Candidates
Turning Point leader, former GOP Rep pleads guilty to attempted
election fraud
Macomb County Nursing Home Employee Pleads Guilty in Attempted
Election Fraud Case
Texas social worker charged with 134 felony counts involving
election fraud in Limestone County
East Texas Democrat Official Pleads Guilty to Voter Fraud
3 women charged with voter fraud in Houston Co.
And those headlines raise at least one question: Why go
to the trouble—and take on the legal risk—of committing voting fraud if not
to change the outcome of an election? Maybe Ezra Klein et al. think that as an
issue voting fraud is itself fraudulent—“the voting fraud
fraud” as Klein’s old Washington Post blog called it—but there are
those who disagree, including, presumably, the real experts: the people
committing voting fraud.
Because we live in a dumb world, it is possible—though
not likely!—that this column will be put in front of the eyes of at least a few
dumb people, and, so, a few caveats here. It is entirely possible for all of
the following things to be true at the same time: 1) Donald Trump lost the 2020
election fair and square; 2) The only people who say otherwise are dopes,
dupes, and charlatans; 3) Logistically, it would be extraordinarily difficult
to fraudulently alter the outcome of a U.S. presidential election; 4) It is not
the case that there are millions of illegal aliens registered to vote and
voting; 5) Voting fraud happens; 6) Voting fraud happens regularly; 7) Voting
fraud, though not pervasive, is more widespread than many would imagine; 8) It
is possible, and even likely, that such fraud can and does change the outcome
of certain elections; 9) Evidence suggests that the affected elections mostly
are relatively obscure primaries and municipal elections in which the number of
total votes is small and, hence, the number of fraudulent votes needed to
change the outcome also is small; 10) If No. 8 is not true and no election is
being successfully captured, then the only likely explanation for the
persistence and regularity of actual, real-world voting fraud—the existence of
which has been proved time and again to the satisfaction of the generally
excellent standards of evidence relied upon in our criminal trials—is that the
ballot-box stuffing and ballot harvesting and such are a kind of expressive,
therapeutic exercise in extreme political tribalism, which strikes me as an
unlikely explanation though far from impossible.
The so-called SAVE America Act (and here I will reiterate my desire to
horse-whip legislators who insist on cutesy acronyms), which imposes strict voter-ID rules on the states, may be
an imbecilic and bad-faith exercise in political self-interest—these are
Republicans we are talking about, after all—but the underlying principles are
defensible and, in my view, often prudent.
They are, in fact, so prudent that Republicans (however
imbecilic and however bad their faith) might want to think twice about them out
of self-interest: If, out of sincere concern for keeping noncitizens from
voting, we restricted voting to people who could produce a U.S. passport, then
Republicans would never win another election. Back in the days in which the
typical Republican voter was a very squared-away Alex P. Keaton type and the
typical Democratic voter was late for a Grateful Dead show, creating new
administrative burdens for voting might have been good for Republicans. If you
think that still is the case, then I have some bad news for you, Sunshine: I
have been to a Trump rally, and I am pretty sure that the faculty in the
women’s studies department at Harvard is more adept at keeping up with their
paperwork. (William F. Buckley Jr. posthumously got his wish to be governed by
the first 2,000 people in the phone book rather than the faculty of Harvard,
except that it turned out to be the Enid, Oklahoma, phone book instead of
Boston’s—and look how well it is going!) Today, it is the Democratic
Party that represents educated, affluent professionals, while the GOP has
become what the Democrats up in Minnesota still call themselves: the
farmer-labor party.
Disenfranchising the discombobulated, or the merely
overwhelmed, might very well backfire on the Republicans. The law could, for
example, create some hassles for women who change their names after getting
married, putting an additional burden on a traditionally Republican
demographic: married women.
The federal government probably should not take on any
new duties with regard to the administration of elections at all. While the
Constitution does invest the central government with some regulatory authority
in voting, Uncle Sam’s footprint at the polling place already is too big, and the states are perfectly capable of
managing elections themselves in accordance with the constitutional mandate
that “the “Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and
Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof.”
Requiring “documentary proof of citizenship” to register
to vote might, as critics complain, make it more difficult for some people to
register, and that is, in my view, something well short of a full-blown
democratic tragedy. Demanding photo identification at the polls, restricting or
largely eliminating absentee ballots and voting by mail, etc.—there is a case
to be made for such measures, and that case ought to be made state by state.
Some states already have voting by mail exclusively in some elections and,
while that is not the model I would choose, the people of Utah, in their
wisdom, see things differently. It is a big country, and we have 50 different
states for a reason.
Making it more difficult to vote is not necessarily a bad
thing, and making it easier to vote is not necessarily a good thing. Good
citizenship in a free republic requires a little bit of proactivity.
Voting fraud may be—almost certainly is—a very,
very minor problem. But a little bit of fraud in our elections is like a little
bit of penny-ante embezzling by government workers: It is not the grand totals
that concern us so much as that the sums in question, however picayune, attest
to corruption in the system and a lack of decent oversight.
In that sense, voting fraud is like one of Donald Trump’s
other big issues—illegal immigration—in that the refusal of responsible parties
to confront the issue forthrightly and proactively presents an opportunity for
irresponsible parties to take up the issue. Washington has in these matters
issued an engraved invitation to demagoguery, and Donald Trump has answered it.
But the unseriousness of Trump and his sycophants does not detract from the
seriousness of the underlying concerns. We should want our elections to be as
clean as possible, even if it inconveniences a few people or a few million of
them.
Something to meditate on.
Mostly, though, I want to know how that quadruple-amputee
professional cornhole player managed to drive a car and shoot somebody at the
same time.
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