Monday, March 30, 2026

Crowned by Protest

By Abe Greenwald

Friday, March 27, 2026

 

The soldiers of the anti-Trump resistance don’t understand something fundamental about the man they detest. Donald Trump loves the “No Kings” rallies, at least a little bit. He gets to watch millions of people gather across the country and describe him as a king—a dream come true. Tomorrow—when the next round of No Kings demonstrations is planned—I suspect he’ll turn on his wall of TVs, order some burgers, and enjoy.

 

Without these protests, Trump must make do with cosmetic gestures of self-coronation. He has decked out the White House with faux-regal gilt fixtures, renamed institutions after himself, added his signature to U.S. currency, and is reportedly pushing to mint one-dollar coins bearing his image.

 

None of these superficial bids for royal status have prevented him from being hemmed in by the usual checks and balances and democratic forces that limit executive power in the United States. As Trump said ahead of an earlier No Kings event last June, “I don’t feel like a king, I have to go through hell to get stuff approved.”

 

More often, he has to go through hell only to have his initiatives shot down. His administration has faced nearly 700 lawsuits so far and lost more than 70 percent of them. That’s literally a new record for an American president—never mind a monarch.

 

He’s lost on immigration and deportation, emergency powers, deregulation, and more. And political winds have also forced him to back down and change course, as we saw in the aftermath of the tragic ICE disasters in Minnesota.

 

Trump is such an oppressive emperor that Americans have felt completely secure in coming out to publicly protest him and his administrations more than they have any previous president. His suppression machine is clearly on the fritz.

 

No one believes in Trump’s absolute rule more than the resistance. That’s why it’s got to give him a bit of a thrill every time they take to the streets to reaffirm this imaginary status. That they disapprove of King Trump only reinforces the idea’s reality. For Trump, making enemies is the definition of power. And it’s also good fun. Last June, the White House shared on social media a fake Time magazine cover showing a crowned Trump above the caption “Long live the king.” In October, after another day of No Kings rallies, he posted an AI-generated video on Truth Social portraying him as the crowned pilot of a military jet named King Trump. The president takes off, flies the plane over the protests, and drops garbage on the crowds. No, I don’t approve—the point is, he loves this stuff. If not an actual king, Trump is the undisputed King of Trolling. He lives to get under the skin of the resistance.

 

What do No Kings protesters think they’re achieving? What do they want? The truth is, they have no specific goals. Because, in the end, their objective—like the media’s—is aligned with Trump’s: to ensure that he maintains full dominion over the American psyche. He clearly appreciates it.

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