By Kevin D. Williamson
Friday, March 20, 2026
You can always tell a Washington hack has run out of
arguments when he starts with the bean-counting.
Consider how certain apologists for Donald Trump have
complained over the years that x or y prosecutor or special
counsel spent $z investigating the president, e.g., “Democrats spent $40,000,000 of YOUR tax dollars trying to
impeach Trump. But not one cent was spent to benefit citizens!” Sometimes
these claims about costs are not true, and sometimes, as in the foregoing
example, their assertions of wastefulness beg the question: Spending $40
million to root out corruption in the executive branch would very much “benefit
citizens,” in my view.
Such protestations are all almost always beside the
point: The U.S. government spends something on the order of $13 million a
minute in the course of its ordinary operations—an extra million or two or even
a hundred hardly even registers and may, in fact, be money well spent if it
funds a fruitful investigation of official wrongdoing. Democrats who typically
spend money like Flavor Flav on a six-year rock bender suddenly get all
Scrooge-y when the government spends a few million bucks on diesel to deport
some illegal immigrants or to fund some other disapproved policy, just as
Republicans—who are at this point at least a generation past any non-risible
claim to fiscal rectitude—get big mad when $0.01 goes out of the Treasury to slow down the spread of HIV in Africa. In neither case do
the suddenly flinty partisans give a fig about the sums in question—they want
to stop the policy. Not all parasites are the same, but when the ticks start
lecturing you about the fleas, they are talking their own book.
The case against the Iran war is not the $200 billion
that Secretary of Don’t You Dare Call It a War Pete Hegseth is asking for to
fund U.S. operations in Iran. Now, I’ll bet you almost any sum of steadily
depreciating U.S. dollars you like that the number ends up being a hell of a
lot more than $200 billion, but even at greater expense, money is not much of
an argument. You’ll know that the U.S. government is serious about saving money
when it starts to reform the programs that actually spend the money: Social
Security, Medicare, Medicaid, etc., which, along with interest on the money
we’ve already borrowed to fund these same entitlements, account for the majority of federal outlays.
Nor should we be persuaded by sentimentality about the
loss of the lives of U.S. troops. With all due respect to the patriotism and
courage of U.S. forces—patriotism and courage that are conspicuously absent
from their draft-dodging commander in chief—the entire military enterprise is
based on the assumption that lives will be lost. In a typical year, the leading
cause of death for members of the U.S. armed services is suicide, followed (and
sometimes surpassed) by accidents, many of them off-duty accidents. You’d have
to go back more than a decade to find a year in which more U.S.
troops died in hostile engagements than from ordinary homicide, and even
then the margin was not very large. All decent people value every individual
life of the men and women who serve in the armed forces, but it is not as
though we are throwing our soldiers into a meat grinder in the Russian style.
Statistically speaking, it is more dangerous to be a logger.
There are many other bad arguments, along with merely
unpersuasive arguments, against the Iran war: high gas prices, economic risk,
the recent downturn in my IRA. In spite of our ludicrous national myth about World War II bringing the nation out of the Great Depression,
wars are almost always economic losers and very often are economic
catastrophes—exactly what one would expect when spending a great deal of money
to destroy wealth and disrupt commerce. Nations that wish to use
military means to accomplish anything—even basic self-defense—ought to assume
that there will be a substantial economic cost to doing so and be prepared to
pay it. Economic costs are not an argument against this war but against war per
se. But economic costs are not the only kind of costs, and there is no such
thing as a free lunch or sovereignty on the cheap.
The case against this war is that it is illegal—whatever
Secretary Jägerbomb has to say about it, this is a war, and it is being
conducted with no congressional authorization in a haphazard, chaotic, ad hoc
way by a president who is profoundly corrupt, nearly 80 years old, and unable
to write an ordinary English sentence, surrounded by a constellation of
grifters, addicts, and incompetents unrivaled by anything in Washington since
the days of Franklin Pierce. When I hear certain of my friends say that “it would have been better” if President Trump had gone to
Congress, it sounds to me like someone saying “it would have been better” if
John Dillinger hadn’t robbed all those banks—as though this were somehow
optional, a nicety, a lowercase “i” that has been unaccountably left undotted.
Donald Trump’s foreign policy is a crime spree: the massacres in the Caribbean,
the deposing of Nicolás Maduro, this illegal war in Iran, to say nothing of his
unconstitutional trade war against the world at large, his threats to wage war
against NATO allies to annex desired territory, the war against Cuba he
apparently is considering, etc. If an American president can do all this
without a peep from Congress, then we owe King George III an apology—his ambitions were never so
grand.
We can have a government of laws under the Constitution
or we can have what it appears we are intent on sliding into: an elected
dictatorship.
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