Friday, April 25, 2025

Trump Is Chaotic—and Kind of Boring

By Abe Greenwald

Thursday, April 24, 2025

 

For the past few years, whenever I tell someone what I do for a living, they respond with something like “Well, there’s a lot to write about these days” or the sarcastic version, “Too bad nothing interesting is happening in politics at the moment.” What non-journalists don’t realize—nor should they—is that there’s always something that needs writing about. And whether or not Donald Trump is in the White House, you have to meet the demands of your job.

 

What they also don’t realize is that the Trump carnival can become, in its own way, more boring than pre-Trump politics. Because, when you get down to it, there’s not much to engage with. Nothing is definitive, everything is in motion, and the man at the center of it all is at once a painfully known quantity and an impenetrable black box. We all know exactly how he acts, but we never know what he really thinks.

 

That sounds intriguing at first. It becomes tedious, however, once you realize that it doesn’t matter what he thinks—because he changes his mind from moment to moment. So the black box is no longer much of a mystery either. Its contents are ephemeral.

 

Yes, there’s perpetual upheaval. But, as I noted in an earlier newsletter, that can become its own type of white noise. Tariffs one day, no tariffs the next. Rage at Volodymyr one day, rage at Vladimir the next. Threatening Iran one day, negotiating with Iran the next.

 

We’re watching a wall of screens, each running an endless game of Pong. And in each game, Trump is playing against himself. First, he acts, and then he reacts to the events that he alone set in motion. Trump announces the coming of “Liberation Day” and then rails against “Panicans” for the market crash he caused. He appoints Jerome Powell as chair of the Federal Reserve and then attacks Powell as a “major loser” for not slashing interest rates during the market chaos that Trump created. He sides with Russia entirely, nearly severs ties with Ukraine, and then fumes at Vladimir Putin for acting as if he can bomb Kyiv with impunity.

 

There’s something mind-numbing about tracking the moves of a man with no concept of the world outside his head. Yesterday, Trump was asked if he expected Ukraine to recognize Crimea as Russian territory. His answer: "I just want to see the war end, I don’t care.” As if he—not Ukraine or Russia—is the sole stakeholder with an interest in the war. This morning, after a massive Russian barrage on Ukraine, Trump posted on Truth Social: “I am not happy with the Russian strikes on KYIV. Not necessary, and very bad timing. Vladimir, STOP! 5000 soldiers a week are dying. Lets get the Peace Deal DONE!” That should finally do it.

 

There’s a famous Twilight Zone episode titled “It’s a Good Life,” about a six-year-old boy named Anthony with godlike powers. Anthony can use his mind to control or transform anyone who doesn’t approve of bizarre, childish works. Trump thinks he can do the same merely by making a pronouncement at a press conference or on social media. He can’t.

 

Ironically, as president of the United States, he really is the most powerful man in the world. But he often uses the powers of the presidency to enact confused policies. Then he rejects the response and relies on wishful thinking to clean up the mess. In real life, that doesn’t work.

 

If Anthony couldn’t actually banish people into the cornfield or turn a man into a jack-in-the-box, the show would be boring. It gets tiresome to watch a kid play with imaginary abilities.

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