By James Lileks
Thursday, September 18, 2025
In the aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s assassination, patrons
of Twitter or TikTok or Bluesky or Facebook were treated to spontaneous
exultations of glee and celebration. This was not surprising, or new. When
Reagan was shot, I remember some idiot at the college bar where I worked
asking, “Why couldn’t they have shot him later?” because her soap operas were
being preempted. But things are different now, and here’s why.
Imagine if, after JFK or Reagan or the pope was shot,
someone got out his Kodak home movie camera, filmed himself laughing and
dancing with joy, then set up a bedsheet screen in his front yard and ran the
scene on a constant loop. Anyone would have thought the person was deranged.
But that is what people do now on social media.
If they don’t record a TikTok, they dribble bile on
Facebook: “He was a racist nazi transphobe xenophobe veganphobe Trumpbot
hatemonger, FAFO BABY Stew in hell in feces. Sorry not sorry.”
Check the profile: it’s from a fireman. Or a
veterinarian whose profile page shows a cheerful guy with a puppy. Or a real
estate agent. Or a military recruiter. Or a suicide-prevention counselor. Or a
girls’ soccer coach. Or a nurse.
Or a teacher. So many teachers. When I was a kid I
thought there was a hierarchy of sober authority figures, in this descending
order: President, Pastor, Mayor, My Fourth Grade Teacher. They were paragons of
the general order of morals, invested with probity by virtue of their office —
at least that was your childish apprehension of the world. Now you open X and
you see “reaped what he sowed, karma’s a bitch LOL” and it’s from the assistant
principal of Ponyfield Elementary School in Happy Glen, Ohio.
And you think: Was it always like this? When Kennedy was
shot, was your grade school principal communicating via shortwave radio with
other like-minded people and praising Oswald? When Reagan was shot, did your
kid’s youth counselor take a Polaroid of herself twerking with glee and pin it
up on the grocery-store neighborhood message board?
Were we always surrounded by ghouls? Did the invention of
social media give them the freedom to unfurl their sociopathic banners? You’re
stunned: all these pretty women with perfect smiles, underscoring every
celebratory line with fierce wide eyes and theatrical gesticulation, braying
manic glee for likes and follows. Perhaps they’re a new phenotype that arose
from the interaction with their phones, believing the devices to be a magic
mirror that will always tell them they’re the virtuous ones. The smart ones.
The kind ones.
Maybe it all started the first time someone in college
strolled into class wearing a Che T-shirt, and everyone thought it was cool.
Ah, the romance of rebellion. Look at that noble revolutionary, staring off to
the near future when all will be equal and free! Bonus: He got to kill the
right people. Dude had all the fun.
For many on the right and in the muddled middle, the
murder of Charlie Kirk was another iteration of political violence from the
left or left-identified causes. The murder of two Israeli embassy employees by
a guy who shouted “Free Palestine.” The trans-identified loser with a portfolio
of left-standard grievances who shot children in a church. The surfacing of the
video that showed a repeat criminal stabbing a Ukrainian refugee woman on a
train. And now this. And we need to have a conversation about guns and the
perils of holding positions like “get married and have children”?
The left will say those aren’t related at all, except for
their connection to, oh, colonialism and capitalism and the other bogeymen they
see under their beds. But consider: A man known for his strict definitions of
gender shoots up a mosque full of children. Two Arabs from Gaza, at an event in
D.C., are murdered by an Evangelical Christian supporter of Israel. A repeat
felon Kluxer stabs to death a Senegalese refugee woman on a train. A popular
podcaster who shows up at state fairs and gun shows and has respectful,
passionate, cheerful back-and-forths with anyone who disagrees is shot while
giving a speech.
What do you think we’d be having a conversation about
then? All the ills and sins of the West and America. Kirk would have condemned
all those crimes. Someone would still have shot him. TikTokers would dance in
praise. As the kids say, Moloch gotta Moloch.
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