By Nick Catoggio
Tuesday, October 21, 2025
Bears kill people every year, yet I’ve never heard
someone say, “I hate bears.”
Not only don’t we hate them, we go out of our way to
absolve them by blaming the victim when a mauling occurs. What was that
idiot doing hanging around bears?
No one “hates” bears because hatred is a reaction to some
perceived moral failing, and animals lack moral agency. They don’t kill out of
animus, they kill because they need to eat and haven’t evolved to consider the
feelings of their prey. They operate by ruthless selfish
instinct, as survival in the wild requires.
For the same reason I don’t hate bears, I don’t hate the
president. (Contrary to what the last 500 editions of this newsletter might
have led you to believe.) He’s a bit more evolved than a bear yet not quite as
evolved as a human, capable of understanding morality but incapable of seeing
it as
anything other than weakness.
It would be churlish to hate him for that disability,
which is why I so often redirect my contempt for him toward
American voters. What is this nation of idiots doing electing bears?
You shouldn’t hate Donald Trump, a lower-functioning life
form. But you should, emphatically, hate the Republicans in Congress who have
freely and knowingly allowed him to maul his political enemies, the global
trade system, and the constitutional order with impunity. Forced to choose
between protecting themselves from the bear and protecting America, they chose
themselves. In the history of the United States, few derelictions of duty have
been as grave or as infamous. It’s a Benedict-Arnold-tier betrayal.
But today brings good news, I’m happy to say: The
despicable turncoat cowards of the Senate GOP have finally found a reason to
fight the bear.
That reason is Paul Ingrassia, about whom I
wrote a bit in May when he was nominated to lead the Office of Special
Counsel. Like so many Trump toadies, Ingrassia is more
bear than man; yesterday Politico
blew him up by publishing a private group text in which, among other things, he
allegedly used an Italian slur for blacks, said the Martin Luther King Jr.
holiday should be “tossed into the seventh circle of hell,” and admitted to
having “a Nazi streak.” At one point, he helpfully reminded others in the group
to “Never trust a chinaman or Indian. NEVER.”
That’s the second text chain in less than a week that Politico
has obtained in which up-and-coming young Republican operatives have sounded,
well, Klan-ish.
The editors should make it a regular feature; there seems to be no shortage of
material out there.
The Office of Special Counsel, by the way, is an agency
devoted to ethics. “OSC’s primary mission is to safeguard the merit system by
protecting federal employees and applicants from prohibited personnel practices
(PPPs), especially reprisal for whistleblowing,” the office’s web page explains. Wanting a goblin like
Ingrassia in charge of that mission is a blatant case of appointing a fox to
guard a henhouse. His task there, obviously, would be to expose and persecute
anyone foolish enough to come forward and formally complain about malfeasance
by Trump’s administration.
It’s all too much for the Benedict Arnolds of the Senate.
“He’s not gonna pass,” Majority Leader John
Thune told reporters of Ingrassia. Sen. Rick Scott, normally a reliable
Trump henchman, is also a no: “I’m not supporting him. I can’t imagine how
anybody can be antisemitic in this country. It’s wrong.” Stalwart conservatives
like Sen. Ron Johnson and Sen. James Lankford also appear to be lost causes.
Ingrassia looks cooked.
But why? Why is his nomination a red line for the
czarists of the United States Duma?
Corrections.
“Confirming him would be terrible politics,” you might
say. “Voters would be angry if Republicans rubber-stamped a guy with an
admitted ‘Nazi streak.’”
They would? I’m afraid you’ll need to show your work on
that.
Trump has already installed people in his administration
whose views tend toward
Klan-ishness.
He’s reportedly weighing a new
refugee policy that would heavily
favor white people claiming persecution by nonwhite governments. Last month
at Charlie Kirk’s memorial service he shared a stage with his longtime pal
Tucker Carlson, who now spends his days just-asking-questions about why
Ashkenazi Jews are so resilient
against the COVID virus.
None of it seems to matter. Most Americans appear completely
checked out from the administration’s daily moral transgressions. Maybe
their reservoir of Trump outrage has already been spent, or maybe they made
peace with the fact that electing a criminal who leads a movement of fascists
would necessarily mean accepting a new normal in disgusting behavior by the
government and its allies. Or maybe they’re so siloed off from inconvenient
facts by the bespoke
realities they’ve created for themselves that they’ve never heard of Paul
Ingrassia and never would hear of him even if he were confirmed.
Trump’s approval rating has actually risen lately
despite the ongoing government shutdown, a looming unauthorized war with
Venezuela, and the flagrant persecution of his enemies by the Justice
Department—and you’re telling me the fate of a nominee to lead an obscure
office might be some sort of red line for voters that at last awakens them from
their civic coma?
There’s no way. The Senate’s resistance to Ingrassia
can’t be about politics.
I think it’s about saving face institutionally. It
reminds me, in fact, of a complaint that conservatives have made for years
about the left.
Back in the Before Times, when right-wing blogs weren’t
yet the preposterous propaganda outlets they accuse the establishment press of
being, conservative pundits frequently criticized the media for being selective
about which corrections it was willing to run. For instance, a story about
Israel and the Palestinians that blatantly favored the latter would never be
corrected by a newspaper because the liberals in charge would never confess to
the journalistic mortal sin of bias.
But if that paper committed a venial sin, such as by
misspelling someone’s name in the piece? The editors were always willing, even
eager, to correct that.
Admitting to minor mistakes while ignoring major
malfeasance created a self-serving illusion of accountability, conservatives
noted. By calling attention to its trivial oopsies, the media misled its
audience into believing that it was also being rigorous and conscientious in
policing for more meaningful errors. Ticky-tack corrections were a fig leaf to
hide serious ethical corruption.
Which is also how it is in the U.S. Duma now, no?
The illusion of accountability.
Point to virtually any aspect of government and you’ll
find the president seizing power that constitutionally belongs to the
legislature while Republicans do nothing. The power to declare
war, the power to spend,
the power to tax:
That’s most of what Congress is supposed to do and Trump is doing all of it.
Point to any arm of the executive branch, meanwhile, and you’ll find power
being abused for political advantage. Dubious DOJ criminal
investigations, harassment of activist groups by
the IRS, a wildly renegade immigration secret
police force: Congress has oversight over all of it and isn’t doing jack.
Yet, somehow, John Thune and the gang are dead set
against letting this Ingrassia fellow take charge of the Office of Special
Counsel.
That’s Senate Republicans’ version of a newspaper
correcting the spelling of someone’s name to lull you into ignoring its more
egregious political bias. Trivial corrections are the editors’ way of
pretending they care about accuracy; rejecting Ingrassia is the Senate’s way of
pretending that it’s still conducting oversight of the administration and
checking Trump. If Congress were the Duma, it wouldn’t dare say no to one of
Vladimir Putin’s nominees, right?
But actually, it would—if doing so served Putin’s
long-term interests. Whether Trump understands it or not, occasional token acts
of resistance by Congress are good for him, for the GOP, and for
postliberalism. They sustain the charade that the government is still running
the way it always has. (No kings!) And they legitimize his previous power grabs
by drawing an implicit contrast with the passivity Congress showed during them.
A newspaper that makes a trivial correction means to
imply that it would certainly correct bigger errors, and therefore that there
mustn’t be any such major errors to correct. The same here with our Duma: If
the Senate has been roused by something as trivial as the Ingrassia nomination
but not by Trump, say, unilaterally waging the dumbest trade war in
history, it must be that there’s nothing too legally or politically
objectionable about the latter.
If you doubt the value of token acts of legislative
resistance to an autocrat, just look at how well having to pull Matt Gaetz’s
nomination for attorney general has worked out for Trump. By making a
rare fuss about him, Senate Republicans spared the president (and
themselves) Gaetz’s freight train of personal baggage and ended up with a
lackey in Pam Bondi who’s every bit as servile as Gaetz would have been. Even
better, having supposedly proved their institutional independence by blocking
him, they bought themselves political cover to dutifully rubber-stamp lackwits
like Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Pete Hegseth, and Kash Patel.
Paul Ingrassia is another Senate sacrificial lamb to
political regularity. He’s the guy you tank when you’re not allowed to complain
about the president firing
ethical lawyers and hiring
conspiratorial ones. He’s the hill you die on when you’re not permitted to
notice that one of the January 6 miscreants whom Trump freed has now been arrested
for threatening to kill Democratic Minority Leader Rep. Hakeem Jeffries—by
state authorities, thank God, or else the guy might be pardoned again.
The path to Duma-fication is smoother, ironically, when
Congress occasionally pretends like it’s still Congress.
Moral obliteration.
Two things are likely.
One is that Ingrassia will end up somewhere in Trump’s
administration anyway, albeit in a position that doesn’t require Senate
confirmation. The president won’t let a little something like “a Nazi streak”
deter him from making use of a guy who once said, “Trump is the
Constitution.” The only sin in fascism is disloyalty, and Ingrassia
certainly isn’t guilty of that.
And when he does end up in some exalted advisory position
in the executive branch, it’s a cinch that the Duma won’t lift a finger to
prevent it. Which it could: Contrary to what
John Thune might tell you, Congress does have leverage over the
White House that it could use. “Fire all the guys with Nazi streaks or we’re
rescinding your tariff powers,” Republicans might say to the president.
Not saying it is a choice, and it’s the choice Thune and
his conference will make. They play the same institutional role in the GOP that
anti-anti-Trump conservatives play in the broader Republican coalition,
pretending that bovine quiescence toward the president’s worst actions renders
them blameless so long as they don’t actively abet him. They refuse to confirm
Paul Ingrassia; what more do you want from them to prevent the government from
being run by white nationalists, for cripes’ sake?
Here’s a question, though: Why Ingrassia? Of all the
opportunities congressional Republicans have had or will have to make token
shows of resistance to fascism, why have they zeroed in on this admittedly
stellar specimen of a young, heedless far-right chud as a bridge too far?
One possibility, per Rick Scott’s comments about him, is
that the institutional GOP simply won’t tolerate overt antisemitism in an
appointee. That’s not because it has a strong moral compass—on the contrary, as
this column demonstrates—but because antisemitism is a useful political cudgel
against the left. The White House has extorted left-wing universities and
sought to bar immigrants from the country ostensibly for demonstrating
hostility to Jews but really
to advance its ideological agenda. Antisemitism is useful moral cover for a
form of hardball partisan politics that might otherwise make Americans
uncomfortable.
Senate Republicans aren’t going to discard that cover for
a scrub like Ingrassia.
If that’s not the explanation, though, then it might be
that he’s the rare Trump nominee who’s so
comprehensively disgusting that he fails even the Senate’s
all-but-unfailable puke test. The Republicans of the Duma can and will confirm
you to high office if you’re an authoritarian fanatic; all
53 members of Thune’s conference voted to confirm Russell
“Project 2025” Vought to lead the Office of Management and Budget in
February, for example.
But when you’re an authoritarian fanatic who’s also
personally seedy, like Ingrassia and Gaetz? Eh, that’s too much. If we’re to
have fascism, it seems, we must insist on decorum among its handmaidens. The
Benedict Arnold caucus will do its best to ensure that only upstanding members
of right-wing society are tasked with carrying out the president’s illegal
orders and unconstitutional power grabs.
And so we come to a cliffhanger: Will Trump defy the
warnings from Thune and stand by Ingrassia’s nomination, daring Republicans to
vote him down?
I’m guessing no. (There’s no word yet as I write this on
Tuesday afternoon.) Again, these token shows of congressional resistance are
arguably good for him, and Ingrassia isn’t so valued a nominee that the
president should logically feel obliged to insist on him. There’s no need to
confirm anyone to lead the Office of Special Counsel at this point, frankly: No
would-be federal whistleblower with a grievance against Trump’s government
would dare make himself or herself known to that agency.
But there’s a chance that the White House will go to the
mat for Ingrassia, for two reasons. One is to remind the Duma that, as some in
the West Wing have reportedly been heard to half-joke, Trump
rules it with an “iron fist.” We’ve reached the point of autocratic power
consolidation where the president might object to being told no by Congress on
principle, not because he’s invested in Ingrassia but because he’s invested in
the idea that no one gets to tell him no.
Beyond that, it may be worth something to Trump to
force-feed Republicans the idea that Paul Ingrassia is the new baseline for
moral acceptability in the party.
That possibility interests me for the same reason that it
interests me to hear he might commute
the federal prison sentence of Sean “Diddy” Combs for sex offenses. Combs
isn’t some diehard Trump loyalist like George Santos or the January 6 droogs,
so there’s no reason to “reward” him with clemency. If he’s sprung, it’ll be to
underline the point that Trump doesn’t actually need a justification for
freeing criminals. It doesn’t matter what the legal or moral case against
someone is. He’s the king, and the king doesn’t need to explain himself.
That’s the same logic that could justify a confirmation
fight over Ingrassia. The king wants what the king wants and it’s not for the
Duma to ask why.
Trumpism is a
moral project rather than a political one, I keep saying, and the endgame
of that project is to obliterate moral standards so that there’s no code of
conduct to which the leader and his movement can properly be held. When you
elect bears, the bears’ highest priority will be to normalize eating people.
The question for the Ingrassia skeptics in the Senate is this: In a government
that’s already
full of bears, what’s one more?
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