By Guy Denton
Monday, October 13, 2025
‘Some people have said I was the most qualified candidate
ever to run for president.”
This is a real quote from Kamala Harris, though it could
easily be mistaken for a line from a Saturday Night Live parody. She
delivered it with total earnestness at the Warner Theatre in Washington, D.C.,
last Thursday night. The crowd replied with boisterous cheers rather than howls
of laughter.
Harris was back in the district to discuss her new memoir
about the 2024 presidential race, 107 Days. (Intended subtitle, perhaps:
How All of You Idiots Failed to Grasp My Political Genius.) She has been
promoting the book — a glorified diary of grievances, sanctimony, and self-pity
— with a tour of cities across the United States. Appearances are also
scheduled for the progressive safe havens of London and Toronto.
When I arrived at the venue, I was met with two lines
that circled around the block. Attendees were young and old, elegant and
casual. Some of those already inside had spent hundreds of dollars on meet and
greet tickets. Street vendors hawked leftover T-shirts and buttons from
Harris’s 2024 campaign, emblazoned with slogans — “I’m speaking”; “She can do
it!” — that had failed to resonate last year and now resemble fragments of a
shattered dream. One woman marched back and forth, carrying a whiteboard with the
phrase “LOTUS for POTUS” scrawled on it in black ink. Those in line
nodded and yelled approvingly.
Interviewer Kara Swisher took the stage first. When she
introduced Harris, the crowd exploded into a thunderous roar. Everywhere,
audience members held their cellphones aloft, desperate to record a few
precious moments of Harris in the flesh. As the cheers grew louder, people
pounded their fists in excitement and applauded frantically. Such eruptions
were so frequent throughout the night that it would be an understatement to
simply label the crowd partisan. For those in attendance, this was a religious experience
akin to witnessing a sacred figure descend from the heavens. The hope that
their savior could still one day become president was palpable.
But why does Harris — a twice-failed candidate whose
greatest accomplishment in 2024 was to appear more unlikeable than Donald Trump
— still inspire such devotion among a certain faction of Democratic voters? I
wondered if the evening could provide an answer. Perhaps I could come to feel
the same excitement as those around me by seeing Harris face-to-face. Maybe she
would seem more charming and compelling in an intimate setting than she did on
the campaign trail. Unfortunately, no such magnetism revealed itself.
In person, Harris is as artificial, awkward, and
strikingly uncharismatic as she appeared in televised debates, rallies, and
interviews throughout both of her presidential bids. She spoke in a labored
drone, offering answers to Swisher’s questions that seemed at once intensely
rehearsed and messily articulated. Most of her points were little more than
slapdash assemblages of clichés and platitudes; an alarm should sound every
time she refers to the power of “the people” or the importance of “the fight.”
When she attempted to seem more organic — at one point describing Robert F.
Kennedy Jr.’s apparent suggestion of a link between autism and circumcision as
“f***ed up” — the result was painfully unnatural. Yet the audience greeted her
every syllable with reverent shouts of affirmation. “Say the words!” someone
screamed during one of her many disquisitions about Trump’s supposedly fascist
inclinations.
As the talk lumbered on, Swisher turned more directly to
2024. “You faced unique challenges simply because of who you are,” she said,
asking Harris whether her race or gender felt like the greatest obstacle to
mounting a successful campaign. Surprisingly, Harris placed greater blame on
the abridged length of her campaign than on institutionalized oppression:
“There just wasn’t enough time.”
But Harris had the Biden administration’s record and
resources to build on, and 107 days still afforded her ample opportunity to
engage with the media and rigorously tour the country. Yet the more she
appeared in the spotlight, the less palatable she became to voters. When she
did give interviews, the results were largely disastrous, and her vague message
of unity and good vibes failed to convince voters that things weren’t heading
in the wrong direction. Joe Biden was elected in 2020 to restore stability in
American life, but after four years of somnambulant leadership and his
disastrous bid for reelection, the nation seemed even less stable than before.
Ultimately, Harris failed to disentangle herself from the governmental chaos
she helped create.
Swisher asked if a primary could have helped Harris
establish a clearer image and agenda before the campaign began. “When were you
gonna do a primary?” she bristled in response, as though Biden couldn’t have
ended his reelection campaign months earlier and allowed an actual contest to
take place. Ironically, mere moments before, Harris had denounced members of
the Trump administration for their unwillingness to challenge the president
because “they want power. . . . [They are] not going to compromise in service
of the Constitution or democracy. . . . [They] don’t want to lose the house and
yacht in the Hamptons.” If only she had been so concerned about holding those
in power accountable when her own administration was desperately trying to
conceal Biden’s obvious physical and cognitive decline to secure another four
years in office.
When it came time for audience questions, the first was
asked in a prerecorded video message by Hillary Clinton. “I debated Trump three
times,” she said. “You debated him once. We beat him four times.” Clearly, he
was defeated so convincingly that the American people had to elect him twice
out of sympathy. After further self-congratulation, Clinton chose not to burden
Harris with an interesting question. Instead, she asked if Trump is “unhinged.”
“No doubt he’s unhinged,” Harris responded, branding Trump “the most callous,
corrupt, and incompetent individual” in modern American politics.
How, then, does Harris explain Trump’s appeal to so many
Americans? Her answer is simple — his supporters have fallen victim to an
elaborate con. “I don’t know the man,” Harris said. “I debated him; I shook his
hand. During the brief conversation we had he sounded very normal. That’s what
con men do.” Trump, you see, never truly intended to fulfill any of his
promises. “He lied, but people believed him.” Of course: Harris could only have
lost the election because half of all Americans are suckers, not because of her
own egregious weaknesses as a candidate. The rabid audience had clearly bought
into this fantasy, but cults are never conducive to critical thinking. In the
real world, continuing to portray Trump voters as stupid won’t help the
Democrats build a new coalition. If the party still can’t grasp that serious
concerns about the economy, immigration, and the decay of American values drew
voters to Trump in 2024, it should brace for many more defeats.
Swisher fielded a few additional audience questions. Most
provoked unremarkable answers by Harris about the power of joy and the evils of
“titans of industry.” Eventually, Swisher raised the inescapable question: Will
Harris run for president in 2028? “Maybe, maybe not,” Harris coyly replied.
Seeking greater insight, Swisher asked what the Democrats should do to win back
the White House. Harris then served up the final word salad of the evening,
concluding that they should “deal with the immediate needs of the American
people.” For its own sake, the party has an immediate need to ensure Harris
never again becomes its leading figure.
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