By Nick Catoggio
Wednesday, September 24, 2025
You read this newsletter for the pessimism, and I aim to
please. So here’s my best pessimistic take on Disney standing up to the
president and reinstating
Jimmy Kimmel.
It’s going to convince many Americans that everything is
basically fine when everything isn’t fine.
The White House bullying
a late-night host off the air is the sort of news that will plausibly
filter down even to those whom we delicately describe as “low-information
voters.” Ask the average joe how they feel about Donald Trump jawboning major
corporations or Ivy League universities or white-shoe law firms, and they’ll
either look at you perplexed or shrug. When authoritarianism doesn’t affect
them directly, they don’t much notice or care. Out of sight, out of mind.
Plus, let’s face it: It’s impossible to sympathize with
Harvard (... says the Yale alumnus).
But when Donald Trump starts messing with the boob
tube—er, I mean with free speech—Americans notice. That brings authoritarianism
into their living rooms, turning it into something that’s being done to them
rather than to others, and that’s a bridge too far. Kimmel’s restoration after
less than a week off the air feels like false reassurance that We the People
won’t be directly burdened by coercive postliberalism. Only those who “deserve
it” will.
So everything is fine, you see. America is still America,
where comedians get to make wisecracks about the president while he snatches
every bit of federal power within arm’s reach and Congress applauds.
As much as I prefer to go full Eeyore, though, the truth
is that there are encouraging aspects to l’affaire Kimmel. One is that
the White House’s attempt to extort a major company in broad daylight did, in
fact, fail. Maybe it failed because Disney’s management felt obliged to defend
freedom of expression, or (more likely) maybe it failed because the company
came to fear a consumer backlash more than it feared the president and his FCC
toady. Either way, liberalism isn’t entirely licked yet.
It was encouraging for another reason. As Kimmel
acknowledged in Tuesday night’s monologue, he had some influential
right-wingers in his corner. “Maybe most of all, I want to thank the people who
don’t support my show and what I believe, but support my right to share those
beliefs anyway,” he said
before naming Ben Shapiro, Candace Owens, and Sens. Mitch McConnell, Rand
Paul—and Ted Cruz.
It’s true. Donald Trump’s chief
congressional accomplice in the coup attempt of January 6 was the right’s
most outspoken critic of his attempt to jawbone Disney. Cruz even used the same
analogy I did last week to describe FCC Chairman Brendan Carr’s boorish
ultimatum to have Kimmel taken off the air “the easy way or the hard way.” It’s
something you might hear in Goodfellas, the senator said
with righteous contempt: “That’s right out of a mafioso coming into a bar
going, ‘Nice bar you have here. It’d be a shame if something happened to it.’”
Indeed. The last time I heard him criticize the president
or his henchmen so frankly was in the spring of 2016. What’s gotten into him?
I think Jonathan
Martin had it right today in Politico. Cruz knows that war is coming
to his party, and he’s preparing for it, as are a lot of other people on the
right.
Bad bets.
Ted Cruz always has a plan. His plans tend not to work,
but not for lack of strategic deliberation.
Clearly, his plan upon joining the Senate in 2013 was to
get elected president by distinguishing himself as the most uncompromising
conservative in government. Then, as now, the grassroots right demanded
“fighters” and Cruz believed he could consolidate their votes in the next
Republican primary by branding himself as the rootin-est, tootin-est fighter in
the party. Ringleading a doomed effort to defund
Obamacare by shutting down the government was the pillar of that strategy.
His plan failed, but it succeeded well enough to make him
the runner-up for the GOP nomination in 2016. He might well have won if not for
the surprise entry into the race of la grande orange.
Once Trump jumped into the primary and zoomed to a lead
in the polls, Cruz hatched another plan. He praised his new populist rival
lavishly, seeing it as a chance to burnish his own populist credentials ahead
of Trump’s inevitable collapse. Cruz bet that grassroots Republicans would sour
on the frontrunner as it became clearer that Trump didn’t believe in smaller
government or traditional values. Once they did, the senator would inherit
their votes as the next-best populist alternative in the race.
That plan didn’t work out either.
After Trump knocked him out and became the presumptive
nominee, Cruz concocted a third plan. The GOP’s large conservative majority
would never fully reconcile itself to the new guy, he seemed to believe. By
standing on principle at that year’s Republican convention and refusing
to endorse the nominee, the senator set himself up for what looked like a
no-lose proposition. Either Trump would lose the general election to Hillary
Clinton, giving Cruz a chance in 2020 to say that only a staunch conservative
can win, or Trump would win the general election and Cruz would end up as the
de facto leader of the party’s dominant conservative faction, a sort of prime
minister of the right.
That also didn’t
turn out so hot for him. By October, he was so desperate to repair
relations with Trump that he was phone-banking for him, producing one
of the more humiliating photos in American political history.
The common mistake in all three plans was Cruz assuming
that populist conservatives care about conservatism, or at least care more
about it than they do about populism. He learned the truth the hard way,
repeatedly. And he learned it well enough that, by January 2021, he was no
longer willing to take sides against Trump by defending basic conservative
beliefs like “seizing power after losing an election is wrong.”
That was the one plan that worked out for him, I think.
He wagered that his political standing among the loathsome postliberal right
would implode if he opposed the coup plot, and he was surely correct.
Now here he is, seemingly unlearning the lesson of 2021
by condemning the jawboning of ABC and Jimmy Kimmel. And for a familiar reason,
as Jonathan Martin sees it: Yet again, as in 2016, Cruz appears to be gambling
that Republican voters will eventually choose conservatism over feral
populism—once Donald Trump is removed from the political equation.
It’s clear the 54-year-old Texan is
wagering that at some future date, when he’s still young enough to run for
president again, his party will drift back to its free market and free speech
moorings. I know Cruz well enough to hear him saying it on the stump at some
future Pizza Ranch stop: Look, folks, I think Trump did a lot of good and
his critics never gave him a fair shot, but I stood up for our conservative
values when it wasn’t totally popular in our party.
Ted Cruz always has a plan. When he complains about the
Trump White House acting like hoodlums or criticizes the president for
his tariff insanity, he’s jockeying for position in 2028 as the guy who
didn’t abandon Reaganism entirely and betting that there’ll be a constituency
on the right for a candidate like that.
But why is he implementing his plan now? The president
has more than three years left in his term. J.D. Vance is a runaway frontrunner
in early 2028 polling. The earlier Cruz leaps to distance himself from
Trumpism, the greater the risk that he’ll make an enemy of the White House and
have to come crawling back to salvage his political career like he did in 2016.
Frankly, I think he’s getting freaked out. And he’s not
the only one who is.
The schism.
On Monday, radio host Mark Levin, a longtime Cruz ally,
posted an ideological call to arms. “I’m gearing up for a massive political
battle in 2028 within the GOP,” he declared. “We
will see who turns out the most votes and who builds the strongest coalitions.
And then there’s the general election, which cannot be won without us.”
So-called constitutional conservatives have “had enough
of the grifters and neo-Nazis, the Marxists and Islamists, and their patsies
and lapdogs in the media and politics,” he continued. “They don’t represent we,
the people. They’re destroying our country. They reject Trump, Reagan, and our
founding. And we reject them.” He didn’t name names but he didn’t need to. He
and Cruz
have been sparring for months with Tucker Carlson (or “Qatarlson,” as Levin
calls him) over Tucker’s hostility to Israel and platforming of
Jew-baiters.
Charlie Kirk’s murder brought that dispute to a head. In
his speech at Sunday’s memorial service, Carlson referred to certain unnamed
hummus-eaters who plotted against Jesus; Levin called him on it
and exhorted influential right-wingers to condemn it. Meanwhile, Carlson and
Candace Owens have alleged that Kirk
had privately soured on Benjamin Netanyahu and the war in Gaza before his
death and was warned by right-wing donors to keep quiet about it—a claim that
incensed Cruz.
“I’m getting really tired of Tucker & his cronies
falsely claiming ‘Charlie agreed with me that Israel is terrible & the
problem in America is all the damn Jews,’” he wrote recently. “I
knew Charlie well & indeed the very last conversation we had was how deeply
concerned he was about the rising, toxic wave of antisemitism on the right.”
Watching the postliberal right mobilize to present itself
as the rightful
heir to the martyred Kirk’s legacy may have driven home a few frightening
realities to Reaganites like Cruz and Levin.
One: Their opponents aren’t fringe. Carlson, Owens, Steve
Bannon, and uber-groyper Nick
Fuentes have millions of followers among them. Carlson, as noted, is
esteemed enough to have been invited to speak at Kirk’s funeral. “Fundamentalist
MAGA” can and will mount a serious effort to steer the GOP in its direction
after Trump is gone.
Two: Republican voters may
be more receptive to that direction than we think. The GOP will remain solidly
behind Israel as long as the president does, no doubt, but opinion is
moving beneath the surface. A Pew
Research poll taken in March found 50 percent of Republicans ages 18-49 now
have an unfavorable view of the Jewish state, up from 35 percent in 2022. (Just
23 percent of GOPers aged 50 and older have an unfavorable view.) You don’t
need to look hard to find young
right-wingers willing to say things like, “To be ‘America First,’ the Stars
and Stripes must come before the Star of David.”
Three: The differences between Reaganites and
postliberals cannot be reconciled. They’ve been papered over since 2016 in the
name of loyalty to Trump, but they’re going to break wide open when his
departure from politics creates a power vacuum at the top of the party. And not
just on Israel—on everything from tariffs to Russia to whether the government
should act
like greasy hoodlums in shaking down late-night comedians. The GOP will
never again be the party of Reagan, but the 2028 debate will determine whether
it’s more recognizably Reagan-esque than the scummy ethnonationalist
Euro-fascism to which postliberals aspire.
If Cruz is moving early to engage in that debate, it may
be because he’s genuinely alarmed by what his party’s base is being conditioned
to support and thinks there’s no time to lose in heading it off. You don’t need
to hold him in high regard (and
shouldn’t) to believe that, while coup attempts may not bother his
conscience, antisemitism and crackdowns on free speech properly do.
And while I’d never be so optimistic as to tell you that
Reaganites will win the coming war, I can understand why Cruz thinks they
could—and why his latest plan to lead the fight will, he thinks, be good for
him politically.
The plan.
For starters, he must realize by now that he’s never
going to outpopulist the postliberals. His only chance at being a major
Republican player after Trump is to reestablish his conservative ideological
identity and hope that the base moves in his direction.
And it’s not unthinkable that it might. The right’s
commitment to nationalism in 2028 may prove as shallow as its commitment to
conservatism was in 2016 once there’s no charismatic celebrity demagogue to
rally around. More to the point, Carlson and Bannon are considerably more
unsavory in their politics than even Trump is; neither can win a primary if
their base ends up consisting mostly of groypers. And conservatives will have a
solid electability argument against them: Do we really think that a more explicitly
ethnonationalist GOP will hold onto the black and Hispanic converts that the
president won last November?
Cruz might also be calculating that there’s a lot of
pent-up dissatisfaction with Trumpism on the right that will come flooding out
once the GOP’s political fortunes no longer depend on defending the president.
That’s especially so if his protectionist policies end up running the economy
into a ditch. Nothing will rekindle respect for Reaganism like watching the
dumbest trade war in history plunge America into stagflation.
But even if the economy holds up, some of Trump’s
authoritarian excesses are destined to be renounced in hindsight by many
Republicans who put up with them for the moment as the unfortunate price of
having a “fighter” in charge. One of the few times I’ve seen a MAGA relative
flash real disgust at the president’s antics was when Trump threatened “serious
consequences” for Elon Musk if Musk exercised his right to donate to
Democrats. Not all of his fans take political persecution by the government
lightly, as we were
reminded this past week.
Cruz may expect that impulse to reassert itself en masse
within the GOP in the post-Trump era: He went too far, some Republicans
will finally admit. The senator is signaling bright and early to those voters
that he agrees.
In short, he may be rebooting the plans that he tried to
execute in 2016. Perhaps the lessons of hard experience will lead Republican
voters to choose conservatism over authoritarianism the next time the two face
off in a primary. But even if they don’t, Cruz’s renewed conservative advocacy
could boost his influence in the party: Either a postliberal nominee will lose
the next general election, giving the senator a chance to say “I told you so”
in 2032, or the nominee will win and feel obliged to meet some of the demands
of Reaganites like Cruz in order to hold the GOP’s fragile coalition together.
Because if that nominee refuses, Reaganites are going to
make good on Mark Levin’s threat and bolt the party, right?
Well, no. I’m afraid that, as a sentient being who’s been
conscious for the past 10 years, I don’t believe that.
I can believe that a committed ideologue like Levin might
boycott the 2028 general election if the Republican nominee is a postliberal
whom he disdains and who’s unwilling to accommodate him on issues about which
he’s passionate, like an ongoing alliance with Israel. But the average
Reaganite voter? Please. The deathless logic of partisan conservatism will
prevail, as it always does: The best Democratic president will be worse on
the issues that I care about than the worst Republican.
It
ain’t true, but truth has nothing to do with American politics anymore.
If anyone’s likely to boycott a general election over the
nominee not being to their liking, it’s the Tuckerites. It’s simple “horseshoe theory” at
work. If your top policy priorities are ending aid to the Jewish state,
boosting redistribution to the working class, and normalizing protectionism in
economic policy, you’re better off with a progressive as president than with
Ted Cruz. You’ll do better with fascist recruitment too, as nothing will
radicalize the right like suffering under the abuses of a far-left
administration.
The whole reason Cruz and Levin are in the position
they’re in today is because much of the right has decided that the
constitutional order is an impediment to American “greatness,” not the source
of it. If you think that’s likely to change by 2028, you’re an optimist. As
we’ve established, I am not.
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