Tuesday, March 3, 2026

The Tears of The Tucker Wing

By Abe Greenwald

Monday, March 02, 2026

 

After American bombers took out Iran’s main nuclear facilities in June, the populist right’s anti-Israel contingent spread the rumor that neoconservatives were disheartened because the U.S. didn’t try to topple the Iranian regime.

 

This was a lie. Neocons were thrilled that what we had been advocating for 20 years or so had finally come to pass. We neither called on Donald Trump to go further nor did we think there was any possibility that he would.

 

So why did the neo-isolationists make up this story? Because they were distressed that Trump had delivered on a top neocon wish-list item. Even worse for them, it was successful, and we were happy. They wanted to drink neocon tears, so they manufactured them and soothed themselves with the fantasy of our discontent. It was what the kids call a “cope.”

 

Of course, Trump greenlit Operation Midnight Hammer not because neocons wanted it or convinced him to do it. He did it because of his long-held conviction that a nuclear Iran would pose an unacceptable threat to the United States and because Israeli military action against Iran and its allies had provided a unique window of opportunity that might soon close. 

 

Now that Trump has allied with Israel in a war for Iranian regime change, there’s no made-up story wild enough for the anti-neocon gang to pretend that either Trump is “with them” or neocons are in despair. They feel boxed out, and they’re enraged.

 

Tucker Carlson has called Operation Epic Fury “absolutely disgusting and evil.” Marjorie Taylor Greene responded by saying that the Trump administration was packed with a “bunch of sick f--king liars.” Nick Fuentes instructed his simian audience to vote for Democrats in the midterms. Blackwater founder Erik Prince said, “I don’t see how this is in keeping with the president’s MAGA commitment.” And on and on it goes.

 

As if we neocons weren’t happy enough.

 

There are legitimate reasons to be concerned about where the war leads and what it ultimately yields. But few of these critics cite them. Instead, they’re lost in their own fantasy roleplay game where motives are disguised or inverted, double agents are showing their faces, and state-backed cabals wield wizardly powers of influence—you know, it’s the Jews’ fault. Megyn Kelly simply confessed, “This feels very much to me like it is clearly Israel’s war.”

 

On X, Fuentes, Greene, and other unsavory figures I don’t wish to name are giving it to JD Vance with a vengeance. They feel betrayed by the vice president who made such a show of being on their side. Vance, after all, once assured a groyper at a live event that “Israel doesn’t control this president.” And in downplaying the rise of the right-wing Jew-haters he was courting, he claimed that the whole issue of anti-Semitism on the right was made up by pro-Israel conservatives to distract Americans from discussing the supposedly problematic U.S.-Israel relationship.

 

Three days ago, that relationship showed the world the most successful single day of warfighting in history. As ever, pro-Israel Americans are happy to talk about it. The real question is how Vance tries to explain to the hate-peddling right his own involvement in the most ambitious U.S.-Israel military effort we’ve ever seen. Another is how he tries to justify his association with the hate-peddlers to the rest of us. This is a dilemma of his own making. Vance thought he could court the right’s Tucker wing without losing conservatives. And he thought he could distance himself sufficiently from Trump’s pro-Israel stance to keep the Tucker wing happy.

 

The war in Iran could turn in any number of directions. At the moment, it looks far more promising than Vance’s battle for the future of the right.

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