By Nick Catoggio
Tuesday, November 04, 2025
The polls show late
movement toward Andrew Cuomo, but I’m confident Zohran Mamdani will win
today’s mayoral election in New York City. All it took to convince me was a
phone call I had last weekend.
One of my older relatives in NYC loves Donald Trump and
stays tuned to Fox News the way someone in the path of a hurricane might stay
tuned to the Weather Channel. I asked him who he voted for and he said
Republican Curtis Sliwa, of course—before adding, apropos of nothing, “I’d vote
for Zohran before I vote for Cuomo.”
It’s hard to capture in words how loathsome many New
Yorkers find their former governor (I
tried back in June) but that anecdote should suffice. If even MAGA grandpas
prefer a Muslim socialist to the obnoxious, incompetent nepo-baby alternative,
Cuomo is well and truly cooked.
On Monday the president and a few of his prominent
cronies spoke up to try to change that. Donald
Trump, Stephen Miller,
and Elon Musk each
endorsed Cuomo at the eleventh hour in hopes of persuading local Republicans to
abandon Sliwa and back the former governor as the lesser of two Democratic
evils in the race. That will have some impact on Mamdani’s margin, perhaps, but
I’ll be surprised if it erases it entirely. After all, the Trump-Miller-Musk
stigma will also surely drive some undecideds towards Zohran in deep blue New
York.
And Mamdani knows it. When Trump said on Sunday that he’d
cast his ballot for Cuomo if eligible to vote in the race, Team Zohran blasted
out news of the endorsement in blazing red
graphics on Musk’s social media platform. “Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo,”
Mamdani archly tweeted. “I know how hard you worked for this.”
Bear all of this in mind if my prediction about the
outcome proves correct and the media dissolves into slobbering about the
left-wing political Age of Aquarius that’s supposedly been ushered in by
Mamdani. If he wins, it’ll have taken a double stroke of luck to make his
victory possible—his chief opponent was one of the most unlikable,
scandal-prone Democrats in the country and the Republican also-ran in the race
doggedly refused to quit, splitting the anti-Zohran vote.
Mamdani very well might fail to clear 50 percent en route
to victory despite competing in a stronghold of well-educated progressivism.
He’s charismatic and ran a smart campaign by focusing on affordability issues,
but he’s a fluke.
Still, come this time tomorrow, his mayoralty is likely
to be a fact of political life. And, as
expected, it’s going to bring out the worst in everyone.
In fact, it already has.
Trump.
Any discussion of politicians behaving boorishly
naturally begins with the president. In endorsing Cuomo on Monday, Trump
remained true to form: Rather than lobby New Yorkers to deliver the result he
wants, he threatened and extorted them instead.
“If Communist Candidate Zohran Mamdani wins the Election
for Mayor of New York City, it is highly unlikely that I will be contributing
Federal Funds, other than the very minimum as required, to my beloved first
home, because of the fact that, as a Communist, this once great City has ZERO
chance of success, or even survival!” he wrote
on Truth Social. “It can only get worse with a Communist at the helm, and I
don’t want to send, as President, good money after bad.”
The president doesn’t, or shouldn’t, get to decide
whether NYC receives federal funding. Congress should. And it isn’t, and
shouldn’t be, disqualifying that Mamdani is a “communist” (which he
isn’t), a meaningless term coming from a guy who called Kamala Harris and
Tim Walz communists
on the trail last year—and who, by the way, is himself doing far more to mainstream
socialism in
America than Zohran Mamdani ever will. Our government is run by fascists
now, yet we still have to pay taxes; why should Trump get to withhold money
from authorities whose policies he finds disgusting?
Imagine being a New Yorker, forced to kick into the
federal kitty every April 15 but subsequently deprived of federally funded
services because the White House disapproves of your choice of municipal
leadership. (Again, Mamdani might not even win a majority.) Imagine further how
that precedent might be abused in the future by Democratic presidents to, for
example, discourage red states or cities from electing deficit-hawk Republicans
by withholding federal funding if they do. If you choose a mayor who wants a
leaner government, a leaner government is just what you’ll get.
But lay all of that aside and focus on the tactics here.
In my entire life, I can’t recall another case of a president threatening to
punish a U.S. jurisdiction for electing a candidate he opposes. It must be the
most overtly anti-democratic ploy Trump has attempted since January 6.
It’s quintessentially him. Lurking in his threat to New
Yorkers is the idea that sometimes democracy will produce outcomes so terrible
and dangerous that the president must intervene in extraordinary ways to
protect America from the people’s folly. You can imagine how that authoritarian
logic will be abused in 2026 or 2028.
If Mamdani overperforms at the polls today, I wonder how
many late deciders will end up tilting his way for the sheer satisfaction of
spiting an imperious mafioso who thinks they can be intimidated into doing his
bidding.
For once, though, Trump isn’t the ugliest actor in this
episode.
Cuomo.
That distinction goes to Cuomo, whose desperation at the
likely end of his political career has led him to kitchen-sink it against
Mamdani in the campaign’s final weeks.
To my amazement, not only hasn’t he repudiated Trump’s
attempt to blackmail New Yorkers, he’s abetted it. “If Mamdani wins, you are
going to see Trump come in here and take over New York City,” he warned
last week, anticipating the president’s argument on Monday. “First he’ll send
the National Guard, but the federal government controls everything. They can
close your airports. They control your health money, your housing money. You’re
basically bankrupt if the federal government turns off the faucet.”
Who would want to be led by a politician whose response
to blatant White House extortion of his constituents is, in so many words, “You
had better do what the president says, or else”? Unmistakably, by echoing
Trump’s threats, Cuomo is preemptively validating future abuses of power in New
York City by the president. He told you not to elect Zohran, Cuomo is
poised to say, but you did it anyway. New Yorkers have only themselves to
blame, not Trump.
But that’s Andrew Cuomo for you. It would never occur to
him to forfeit an electoral advantage, no matter how sleazy its nature. That
also explains why he’s been reluctant
to denounce the various jabs about terrorism being thrown by his allies at the
frontrunner. A pro-Cuomo PAC recently ran an ad with the words “Jihad On
NYC” overlaid on Mamdani’s face, for example, and numerous people have wondered
in Cuomo’s presence whether a Zohran mayoralty might lead to Islamist violence
in New York City, with no pushback from the candidate.
Cuomo himself surprised an interviewer on MSNBC recently
when he said
“our diversity is our strength—but it can also be a weakness.” Asked to
clarify, he added, “Diversity can be a weakness if you have antipathy among
groups … If you have racism or antisemitism, etc.”
Certainly, the case for worrying about antisemitism under
a Mamdani administration rests on more than just the candidate’s faith.
Remember that he initially shrugged
off the disgusting phrase “globalize the intifada” as an anodyne statement
of support for Palestinian rights before being browbeaten
into retreating. And if you’re inclined to wade through his rhetoric about
Israel prior to entering the mayor’s race, be sure to put your hazmat suit on.
But not trusting Mamdani because he’s anti-Israel and not
trusting him because he’s “too foreign” is a fine line, and Cuomo isn’t
particularly careful in walking it. Per ABC
News, his campaign recently posted (and then deleted) “an AI-generated
video depicting Mamdani eating rice with his hands, something critics have used
to mock his South Asian heritage.”
Andrew Cuomo doesn’t care why he wins this race as long
as he wins it. If he ekes out a victory thanks to voters who feel it’s just not
right for a Muslim to govern America’s greatest city, he’ll sleep no less
soundly than he would have had he led the race wire to wire. That’s who he is.
Republicans.
Congressional Republicans have begun offering their own
Cuomo-esque takes on a Mamdani mayoralty as the likelihood of one grows,
although the degree of subtlety varies among them.
For instance, Texas Rep. Brandon Gill
leaned hard into the “too foreign” critique when he complained about one of
Team Zohran’s ads: “Just a couple decades after 9/11, the leading candidate for
NYC mayor is campaigning in Arabic. The humiliation is the point.” Sen. Ted
Cruz was craftier, though, when he reimagined the choice on the ballot in
today’s election as one between “Just a Democrat” and
“An Actual Communist Jihadist.” As inflammatory as the latter is, Cruz
would doubtless point to Mamdani’s tolerance of sloganeering about intifadas to
justify the term: I’m not not saying Zohran is a terrorist himself, the
senator would presumably explain, only that he supports forms of terrorism.
He knows what he’s doing, though. Cruz understands how
identitarian his party has become, going as far as to call rising
antisemitism on the right “an
existential crisis in our party and our country” at an event last week.
Calling the Muslim soon-to-be mayor of New York a “jihadist” will earn him some
cheap tribal cred with the GOP’s populist base, which might be useful in
boosting their tolerance of him and other anti-antisemitic elements of the party’s
traditionally conservative wing.
The surest way to heal internal rifts is to find a common
enemy. Mamdani, for reasons of ideology, ethnicity, and faith, is potentially
that enemy.
The most noteworthy part of Cruz’s tweet, though, was his
tacit induction of Andrew Cuomo—a.k.a. “Just a Democrat”—into the right’s
political tribe, a shocking twist given that dogmatic Republicans normally
don’t distinguish between the center left and far left. There are no true
moderates in “the
party of hate, evil, and Satan,” per standard GOP cant; Democrats who
aren’t obviously radical are either hiding their true colors for the sake of
getting elected or will be bullied into governing as radicals by the
progressive base once they’re in office.
Now here comes Cruz to echo Trump’s point that the former
governor of New York is “just a Democrat,” not very scary at all despite his enormous
body count during the COVID pandemic and somehow meaningfully distinct from
the communist Marxist nihilist terrorist jihadist who’s opposing him. If Andrew
Cuomo is now the bar for Democratic leadership that’s grudgingly acceptable
to Republicans, how many Democratic candidates across the entire United States
realistically fail to clear that bar? Three? Four?
Cruz at least seems content to see Mamdani seated as
mayor if he wins the election. Some congressional Republicans literally want
him denaturalized
as a citizen and deported to Uganda, where he was born.
The pretext is that he lied,
supposedly, on his citizenship application by denying that he’s a communist
or that he supports terrorist groups, but really the deportation ploy is just a
more extreme manifestation of Trump’s impulse to veto New Yorkers’ choice of
mayor. After all, electing Mamdani is starkly incompatible with the ascendant
postliberal right’s vision of America: The country cannot be made “great
again,” by definition, by allowing woke young ethnic leftists to exert
meaningful authority over its power centers.
The fact that Mayor Zohran is a Muslim and would be
governing the city victimized by 9/11 makes it that much more of a cultural
affront, rocket fuel for tribalism. We can’t let “them” win, the “deport
Mamdani” Republicans suggest, even if New Yorkers feel differently. He must go,
excised like a tumor from the body politic.
Democrats and democracy.
As for Democrats, the fact that they really are poised to
elect a comically inexperienced socialist who wants to arrest Benjamin
Netanyahu to lead New York City suggests that unseriousness in governing is on
its way to becoming a fully bipartisan trend.
If you want to be charitable, you might explain Mamdani’s
popularity by speculating that residents are simply eager to try something
fresh after 12 dismal years of Bill de Blasio and Eric Adams in charge. Or you
might adopt the logic of last year’s presidential election: If it was okay for
Americans to roll the dice on a postliberal cretin in hopes that he’d reduce
the cost of living, why isn’t it okay for New Yorkers to do the same? At least
the mayor-in-waiting seems personally likable, at least when he isn’t blaming
the Israeli military for police brutality in Brooklyn.
Still, it’s depressing and alarming that Mamdani and the
Democrats’ repulsive nominee for attorney general in Virginia, Jay
Jones, stand a real chance of winning tonight. If Zohran holds on and Jones
gets dragged over the finish line by gubernatorial nominee Abigail Spanberger,
who’s en route to an easy victory, the irresistible conclusion will be that the
left is warming up to the logic of Trumpism by deciding that character no
longer matters. They may not have reached the point yet of treating bad
character as
an affirmative virtue like Republicans have, but stay tuned.
I expect their support for Mayor Zohran to intensify too
over time, not because of his policies but because Republican
efforts to interfere with the city’s new government will polarize Democrats
to rally around him and will discourage normie liberals from criticizing him as
forthrightly as they otherwise might. The same is true if he ends up as
groyper-bait, regularly taking flak from the
right’s white supremacist faction in ugly terms—although, given Mamdani’s
hostility to Israel, one can’t rule out that the groypers will take a
reluctant, opportunistic shine to him.
What a fun strange-bedfellows coalition that will be. Say
what you will about the guy, but he’s where
most of his party and a lot of young Americans on both sides are with respect
to the Jewish state, another way in which he reflects the worst of modern
politics.
My guess is that his time in office will be a study in
frustration, repeatedly impeded by Republicans and Democrats who, for their own
reasons, refuse to give him a free hand to govern. New York Gov. Kathy Hochul
and congressional leaders like Chuck Schumer will live in fear of Mamdani
creating a leftist fiasco in NYC and handing Republicans an irresistible
campaign message for 2026, so they’ll do what they can to handcuff him and try
to save him—and themselves—from his worst impulses.
Trump, meanwhile, will quickly grow obsessed with what a
young leftist Muslim usurper might do to his city if given the chance.
It would be better politically for him and his party to let Mamdani ruin New
York, but the president lacks the personal discipline to let that happen, and
not just because he loves his hometown. It’s because Mayor Zohran will be a
living, breathing rebuke to the Trumpist fantasy that the culture war ended in
a decisive right-wing victory when the president was reelected. His victory
will feel like an insurgency, an intimation that the younger generation might
yet hand America to the left in time.
But you know what? In the same way I was “glad” that the
president won last year’s election, I’m “glad” that Zohran is about to win in
New York City.
Democracy means that voters get to try things, to suffer
through their mistakes, to learn from them and ultimately to correct them. It’s
insane that we need to rerun experiments periodically on why Peronism
and socialism don’t work when we could just consult the historical record, but
that’s the human condition for you. Idiots and ignoramuses learn only through
hard experience, and that’s what our idiotic country has been enduring since
January 20. But if that’s what it takes for the next generation or two to
understand that postliberalism is a path to ruin, let’s get
on with it.
The same goes for Zohran Mamdani, who could have and likely would have been beaten easily if Democrats in New York had mustered the will to find a challenger more formidable than a disgraced sex-harassing gargoyle whose biggest political claim to fame is letting COVID run wild in nursing homes. But they didn’t, and now they’re going to reap the whirlwind. Maybe they’ll learn something from what comes next. Let’s get on with it.
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