By Nick Catoggio
Wednesday, November 05, 2025
My editor texted me at 6:30 a.m. with a silly question:
“Got any Grand Unified Theories of the 2025 election?”
Of course I do. Formulating Grand Unified Theories is my
job. Punditry requires only three skills: a modest talent for writing,
attentiveness to news developments, and an unhealthy pareidolia regarding
political outcomes.
In fact, I already presented my Grand Unified Theory of
the 2025 election, sort of, in
Monday’s newsletter.
We’ll come back to that. First, we should take stock of
the scale of the
Democratic victory last night, which ranged from a convincing win by the
party’s nominee for mayor in New York City to an unexpected blowout by the
party’s nominee for governor in New Jersey to a Red-Wedding-level bloodbath
by the party’s nominee for governor—and the many, many
Democrats who rode her coattails into office—in Virginia.
Socialists won with Zohran Mamdani in NYC. Centrists won
with Abigail Spanberger in Virginia and Mikie Sherrill in N.J. The ballot
initiative in California seeking approval for ruthless partisan redistricting
by the state’s Democratic legislature passed
with flying colors. Young adults and Hispanics, both of whom defected in
meaningful numbers to the GOP last November, turned back to the left. Not since
2018 has America’s anti-Trump faction had a romp like that.
The closest Republicans came to good news was the
surprisingly comfortable victory by Democrat Jay Jones in Virginia’s attorney
general race, which wasn’t actually good for anyone. Jones is the cretin who
got caught fantasizing about the
violent murders of a Republican colleague and that colleague’s children;
he’s not a person who should be trusted with power, especially the power of law
enforcement.
But Spanberger’s margin at the top of the ballot—plus the
fact that early
voting began in Virginia before Jones’ death wish was revealed—was enough
to drag him over the finish line. That’s good news for the chud right, which
now has an easy way to deflect criticism of its enthusiastic
descent into vice-signaling nihilism: Whatabout Jay Jones?
Never mind that mindless moral
whataboutism probably explains how a candidate as unfit as Jones managed to
survive his scandal and eke out a win in the first place.
To return to my editor’s question, though: What’s the
through-line in all this? How do we explain progressives winning in New York
City and moderates winning in New Jersey and Virginia? “Americans hate Trump!”
you’ll be tempted to say, and sure, that’s sort of true—but sort
of not. His job approval stands at
43.3 percent, which is standard for presidents over the last 20 years and
several points higher than his approval was at
this point in his first term.
Certainly, Democratic base voters hate Trump. And
certainly, they were more motivated to turn out yesterday than Republicans
were, partly because the out-party is forever eager to flex its electoral
muscles and partly because high-propensity college-educated voters now skew
left rather than right.
But the fact that Spanberger and Sherrill swamped Kamala
Harris’ 2024 margins suggests that many swing voters who broke for Trump last
year broke for Democrats this time. Insofar as candidate quality doesn’t
explain the entirety of that, what does?
Easy: It’s the economy, stupid. And the president’s
comparative disinterest in it.
Devil’s bargain.
One of the rare joys of social media is getting to watch
Very Online political influencers cope in real time when they’re dealt a
resounding electoral defeat.
They’re more clerics than pundits, spending their days
preaching about the inerrancy of their creed, the damnation of heretics, and
the assurance of good’s ultimate victory over evil. So when reality intrudes
with news that might shake the congregation’s faith, watching them scramble to
explain it away feels more like a religious crisis than a political one.
It happened last night as the magnitude of the left’s
victory became clear. Some postliberals postulated that voters resented the
president for spending
too much time supporting Israel. Others blamed infighting: If
only normie Republicans had stopped trying to purge the GOP of
Nazis, you see, the right might have come together to defeat the real
enemy—the Jay Jones Gestapo.
Maintaining clout as an influencer means never asking
your faction to reflect on its sins or question its political assumptions. And
so it came as a surprise when Vivek Ramaswamy, of all people, invited
right-wing populists to reflect on their sins and question their political
assumptions.
Republicans need to fix two things, the frontrunner to
become Ohio’s next governor claimed last
night as results rolled in. First, “cut out the identity politics,” he
said. “We don’t care about the color of your skin or your religion. We care
about the content of your character.” I don’t know who he means by “we”—as
Ramaswamy is regularly
reminded, lots of right-wingers do care about the color of his
skin and his
religion—but the sentiment is virtuous, if unconvincing.
His other piece of advice was more persuasive. “Our side
needs to focus on affordability,” he declared. “Make the American dream
affordable. Bring down costs—electric costs, grocery costs, health-care costs,
and housing costs.”
It’s strange to see Ramaswamy, who ran for president last
year as a more-Trump-than-Trump culture warrior, pivot sharply to economic
populism, but affordability is indeed the common thread in Democrats’ victories
in Virginia, New Jersey, and New York City on Tuesday. It’s the issue on
which Spanberger, Sherrill, and Mamdani all ran and which propelled
socialism to one of the biggest victories it’s ever had in America.
Which brings us to the Grand Unified Theory of why
Democrats romped: Simply put, Trump has welshed on the devil’s bargain he
offered last fall. Give me a free hand to govern as I like, without
accountability, the president implied, and I’ll bring back the economic
glory days of 2019, starting with restoring the pre-pandemic cost of living.
It was a bribe of sorts, and voters accepted.
But Trump hasn’t paid up. Americans traded their civic
birthright for a mess of pottage, it turns out. The economic glory days have
not returned.
Not only does inflation
remain inflated, but the president’s grossly
unpopular tariff policy has driven up the cost of manufacturing inputs and
added needless strain to the affordability crisis. Monday’s
newsletter, which sifted through the data on growing disillusionment with
his economy, ended with these words: “We were given the choice last year
between more expensive meat and fascism. We chose fascism, and now we will have
more expensive meat. People won’t suffer that lightly.”
On Tuesday night, they didn’t. QED.
Bait and switch?
But it’s worse than that. The larger point of Monday’s
column was that, too often, Trump hasn’t even seemed to care about the cost of
living.
He was clear-eyed last December about how much
affordability mattered to his victory. “I’m looking to get—bring prices down,”
he told
Meet the Press, “because, you know, I won on two things. … I won on
the border, and I won on groceries.” That’s right, and he’s addressed the first
of those two issues energetically (and then some). But the second? A few days
ago, he dismissed a question about tariffs by claiming “we
don’t have inflation,” the sort of delusional answer that would have
provoked calls to put Joe Biden in a home had he said something similar.
Instead of “groceries,” most of the non-immigration
energy in Trump’s second term has gone into authoritarian power grabs,
corporate shakedowns, dubiously legal troop deployments, and vindictive
persecution of political enemies. Even after last night, I maintain that most
Americans are corrupt enough to tolerate being governed by an autocracy if
it delivers on its promises of prosperity. But when it doesn’t, when the
president is plainly more interested in ballrooms and tariffs and bombing
fishing boats in the Caribbean than in making beef cheaper, the average Joe
will feel like he’s been suckered.
It would go too far to call the president’s shifting
priorities a bait-and-switch—he (and I) warned Americans many times during the
campaign of the abuses to come—but it will seem like one to voters who didn’t
expect his priorities to skew so heavily towards consolidating power. Even the
issue that he’s delivered on contains a sense of bait-and-switch, in fact:
Despite some supporters’ complaints that he’s been too
ruthless in enforcing immigration law against non-criminal illegal immigrants,
the president insists that his administration hasn’t
been ruthless enough. Hispanics, among others, have
noticed.
Savor the irony of Tuesday’s wipeout, then. Democrats
lost in 2024 because voters believed
they’d become too consumed with fringy ideological hobby horses and too
disengaged from kitchen-table issues—and Republicans lost in 2025 for the same
reason. Go figure that Ramaswamy, a candidate for statewide office next year,
would be quicker to recognize that and to adjust than the average MAGA armchair
culture warrior is.
And while it’s always uncomfortable giving Chuck Schumer
and Hakeem Jeffries credit for political acumen, it must be said that their
current shutdown ploy now looks savvier than it did a month ago. Democrats
desperately needed a way to rebrand as a party that takes the cost of living
seriously; pulling a risky political stunt in the name of making health
insurance more affordable for Obamacare customers may have achieved that.
There’s no conclusion to be drawn from last night’s outcome other than that, at
worst, the shutdown did them no harm and, at best, it helped lift them to
victory. And Trump
agrees.
They want to be the “groceries” party, and the president,
very stupidly, has given them an opening.
Doubling down.
So it’s official. Trump is now a lame duck, and
Republicans should start running away from him to protect themselves from
voters’ disgruntlement over the devil’s bargain they struck last year. Right?
Well, no. Arguably the opposite.
It’s a truism in 2025 that the party of Trump tends not
to do well at the polls when Trump himself isn’t running. (2021, the first
post-pandemic election, was an exception.) In 2018, the first midterm election
after he took office, the GOP got crushed in House races. In 2022, with the
president preparing a political comeback, the expected red wave fizzled and the
party barely reclaimed the House. Last night, a Trump-less Republican ballot
disappointed again, producing the worst electoral rout for the right in the
MAGA era.
Chalk it up to celebrity, charisma, attitude, or whatever
you like, but there’s plainly a large share of Trump voters who will
show up to vote for him but not for other Republicans. And the president knows
it. “‘TRUMP WASN’T ON THE BALLOT, AND SHUTDOWN, WERE THE TWO REASONS THAT
REPUBLICANS LOST ELECTIONS TONIGHT,’ according to Pollsters,” he bleated on
Truth Social as the severity of Tuesday night’s beating became clear.
He wasn’t on the ballot and, legally, can never be on a
presidential ballot again. It seems obvious that if the GOP wants to motivate
his fans to turn out for off-year races, it needs to find ways to get around
that and put him back on the ballot—at least symbolically.
A midterm convention is one way to do that.
News broke in August that Democrats are thinking of holding
one next year to goose enthusiasm for November’s congressional elections,
but that doesn’t make much sense to me. Normally, the opposition benefits from
turning the midterm election into a referendum on the president. Holding a
convention would amount to reframing the campaign instead as a choice between
Democrats’ vision for America and that of Republicans—and voters do
not think much of the former.
Sure, it would give liberals a chance to hammer the
“affordability” message again on a big stage, but their candidates will spend
the summer and fall doing that anyway. Besides, the hard truth is that the
Democratic Party lacks charismatic political talent right now that might
meaningfully galvanize swing voters. Is a televised Josh Shapiro speech really
going to move votes? Would the party benefit or suffer nationally from
showcasing Gavin Newsom or far-left Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
Republicans are also considering
a convention, though, which seems like a better idea to me. It would defy
the received wisdom that unpopular presidents should lie low before the
midterms so as not to remind Americans of why they hate him and his party, but
that wisdom seems silly as applied to Trump.
To begin with, it’s goofy to worry that a convention
might “remind” voters of why they dislike a figure as domineering and
ubiquitous as Trump is. We live, momentarily, in a soft autocracy, and in an
autocracy, overexposure of the autocrat is sort of the point. No one who votes
Democratic next fall to rebuke authoritarianism will require the extra
motivation that might come from hate-watching a Trump-led convention.
But those who show up to vote Republican only when Trump
is on the ballot might conceivably be moved by a primetime appeal from their
hero to turn out in November. I can’t rule as a king if Democrats take back
the House, the president would warn his supporters. Bribes, threats,
extortion—all the stuff you love is at risk if we lose Congress. That might
juice right-wing enthusiasm even in a rough economy. He can’t put himself on
the ballot to get MAGA voters excited, but he can at least put his legacy on
it.
Or am I being naïve?
Trump forever.
Jonathan Last
is right that Tuesday’s debacle will inject new seriousness into the
“Trump 2028” scenario and various other Republican authoritarian schemes to
upend the next two national elections.
For instance, the president is sure to turn more
aggressive about subverting
the midterms by interfering in swing districts now that the likelihood of a
blue wave has risen. Having already tried to put a thumb on the electoral scale
via ruthless
but legal means, he’ll conclude that the growing probability of a
Democratic wave requires more desperate measures.
But even that won’t solve the knotty problem of not
having him on the ballot in a party that rarely wins if he’s not on the ballot.
Only a more determined effort to sidestep the 22nd Amendment can
address that—so I suspect that’s what we’re going to get, and not just from the
most moon-eyed MAGA diehards. The only thing the apparatchiks in this garbage
party care about is power; if they become convinced that their power depends on
conniving to keep Trump in office, that’s what many of them will do. Tuesday
night’s thumping may have gone a long way to convince them.
If nothing else, the election results will persuade the
president and his admirers that he must remain the face of the right for as
long as possible. Admittedly, he doesn’t need much persuading. “Trump will not
permit any Republican to openly position themselves to run in 2028,” Last
wrote, “because the minute he allows that, he ceases to be the main character
in Republican politics. For both psychological and financial reasons, this is
not something he can allow.” Right—and now for electoral reasons too. The
GOP can’t win if it moves on from me, so it must not move on.
So don’t be surprised if the president stops chattering about the prospect of a Vance-Rubio ticket in 2028, as he’s occasionally prone to do. As embarrassing as Tuesday’s blue wave was for him, it probably also deposited him in a happy place by reassuring him that the Republican Party isn’t viable without him. The fate of the American right, and therefore America, and therefore the world, depends upon him remaining in charge. He can never leave.
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