By Christian Schneider
Thursday, July 16, 2026
Political candidates are fond of telling voters that
campaigns are about the future: Vote for me and your bank account will grow,
your children will never end up on Love Island,
and your husband will suddenly look like Chris Hemsworth.
But in reality, elections are almost always about the
past. They are referenda on how the last guy did, at which point voters decide
whether they crave more of the same or want a clean break. Thus, Bill Clinton
became a clean break from George H. W. Bush, only for voters to decide they
wanted a George Bush in the White House after all, before again changing course
and electing the diametrically opposite in Barack Obama.
Democrats are hoping that, once again, voters choose a
break from Donald Trump. It is true that Trump won’t be on the ballot in 2028
unless he imprisons the Supreme Court for disloyalty (he has immunity for his
official duties, after all) and replaces its members with J6 “hostages.” In the
meantime, Democrats have to ask themselves: If America needs a new direction,
what is the opposite of Donald Trump?
It is a question that liberals are struggling to answer.
So far, it appears Democrats see an unprincipled, unserious president who is
out of his depth — and want to start a new era with Democrats who are
unprincipled, unserious, and out of their depth. Their calculus is to stare at
a pit bull jacked up on Mountain Dew and wonder, “How do we get one of
those?”
One need only gaze upon the embers of the fraudulent
Graham Platner Senate campaign to see this plan in action. Trump’s phony
populism has pushed Democrats to boost unproven self-described socialists into
public life, thinking buffoonery on the right deserves equal but opposite
extremism on the left. Platner had no political experience, a crypt’s worth of
skeletons in his closet regarding his dealings with women, and a fraudulent
personal history. Trump and Platner are simply different flavors of the same
entitled rich kid used to getting his way.
Yet the parade of the unvetted and unqualified continues
unabated. A number of recent polls in Wisconsin show that the Democratic
front-runner in the gubernatorial race is 37-year-old State Assemblyman
Francesca Hong, a self-described Democratic Socialist who was taken to court last month for failing to pay a decades-old
credit card debt of nearly $30,000. (After local media reported on the debt, it
magically disappeared, with Hong explaining it was paid off with “family
support.”) In 2023, Hong, who has advocated eliminating police and prisons, called the police on multiple occasions to report a
political street display that made her uncomfortable. (To her credit, the
display was a pro-Palestine, antisemitic display, so her discomfort ran counter
to others of her ilk.)
Hong, like Michigan Senate candidate (and sort-of-maybe-doctor) Abdul El-Sayed, has campaigned with socialist streamer Hasan Piker, famous for suggesting that America deserved to
be attacked on 9/11. As is typical with the new breed of Democratic candidate,
El-Sayed has never held political office, which means he has never been fully
vetted by the public. For Republicans in 2016, upending the establishment meant
electing an untested, inexperienced reality show host to the presidency; for
Democrats in 2026, it means pulling people straight out of Democratic Socialist
Reddit forums.
So anyone hoping Democrats might be looking to counter
the Trump era with a sober, responsible adult tested by the political system
will be disappointed. The people with the most momentum are those on the
fringes, whose appeal is fueled by effusive social media followings. Polls
show relative neophytes like Pete Buttigieg and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
near the top of potential 2028 candidates; AOC (that word “socialist” keeps
popping up) is in her fourth term in the U.S. House, and Buttigieg has never
been elected to an office higher than mayor of South Bend, Ind. (He’s great on
podcasts, though!)
Further, the joke is on progressives who think lurching
to the left will be a drastic departure from Trump’s policy preferences. The
“No Kings” crowd never left their couches when, according to the New York Times, Barack Obama “sought to reshape
the nation with a sweeping assertion of executive authority and a canon of
regulations that have inserted the United States government more deeply into
American life.” Nor did they stir when Joe Biden seized control of the student
loan system, unilaterally “forgiving” billions of dollars in loans before being
rebuffed by the Supreme Court.
What Democratic politicians would reverse Trump’s tariffs
now that they know they can bulldoze Congress in service of the pyrrhic dream
of restoring union manufacturing jobs? Which members of the junior varsity
Democratic Socialist team are going to undo Trump’s use of government funds to
buy hefty stakes in private companies? Trump, at the same time deriding
“communists” in America, has pushed the idea of public ownership of AI
companies. Someone get Bernie Sanders a towel.
Of course, Democrats taking election tips from a
conservative columnist is like an AA meeting taking sobriety tips from Kash
Patel. What Democrats actually need is the one thing they seem least interested
in providing: someone with genuine seriousness. Someone with a military or
intelligence background, perhaps, who understands that strength isn’t
performance and that discipline is more than an aesthetic. It would seem
someone like Senator Mark Kelly of Arizona or Senator Elissa Slotkin of
Michigan would fall into this category — men and women who have actually held
the line somewhere, who have made decisions when the cost was more than a news cycle or a primary challenge. (Sure,
both Platner and Buttigieg have brief military experience, but Kelly has a chest full of medals to his credit.)
That candidate would run as the real opposite of Trump.
Not just a different shade of executive overreach, not another politician
convinced that the presidency is a tool for redistribution and social
engineering, but someone offering voters actual restraint, actual respect for
constitutional limits, and actual humility about what government can
accomplish.
Trump didn’t win despite his unseriousness; in some
meaningful sense, he won partly because of it. He broke the rules, didn’t read
the briefing books, trusted his gut instead of his advisers — and a significant
portion of the electorate found that refreshing compared to conventional
politicians who read from scripts.
If Democrats nominate someone equally unserious but
reading from a different script — someone like Buttigieg cosplaying competence
while harboring the same impulse to aggrandize executive power, or Kamala
Harris morphing into whatever version of herself she thinks will win — they’re
offering voters an echo, not a choice.
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