By Mark Baisley
Sunday, November 17, 2013
The Affordable Care Act that Joe Biden referred to as “a
big you-know-what deal” has turned out to be a toweringly stupid scheme. It was
not only a Brobdingnagian undertaking; It was stupid. Really, really stupid.
It was stupid because government-run health care is
unnatural to a free people. Doctors, hospitals, ambulance services, and
insurance companies are having to change the very way they do business for
their customers. And the only reason that all of these free-enterprise agents
are adapting to decreased efficiency is out of respect for law. There is no
right way to implement Obamacare.
In the same week that the President recruited American
software companies Google, Red Hat, and Oracle to come to the rescue of his
personal Titanic, aerospace giant Lockheed Martin announced their reduction of
engineering expertise by 4,000 employees. It should come as a surprise to no
one except the utopians that Obamacare is disastrously sinking on its maiden
voyage against the backdrop of the President’s deliberate retreat from the
stars.
The dreams that presidents used to dream were lofty goals
that would facilitate tremendous leaps of advancement by American citizens.
Some dreams required pioneering heroes to take small steps toward giant leaps
for mankind. But the year 2013 barely holds a distant memory of the glory days
of Chuck Yeager, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, Howard Hughes, John Kennedy and
Ronald Reagan.
Thirty years ago, in between assignments at NASA’s Jet
Propulsion Laboratory, I was fortunate to work for Howard Hughes’ Southern
California based aerospace company. It was an inspired era in advancing
technology and in the autumn of 1984 I stood within five feet of two historic
satellites that had just been plucked out of the sky by America’s real space
cowboys.
Nine months earlier, the space shuttle Challenger had
carried the Hughes-built Westar VI and the Palapa B2 satellites to an altitude
of 189 nautical miles. Within hours of leaving the Kennedy Space Center on
February 3, both of the satellites were released from the cargo bay. Westar VI
had the mission of providing voice and data relays across North America, Hawaii
and the Virgin Islands. Palapa B2 was built to provide precious communications
across the Indonesian Islands.
Both satellites had unfortunately been fitted with the
same faulty perigee kick motor and both failed after a brief remote control
ignition. So the satellites remained in a useless low-earth orbit just a few
miles from each other. At an altitude of about 190 miles above Earth, they were
22,000 miles shy of where they needed to be.
The good news was that, since the manned shuttles were
not designed for deep space missions, the languid birds remained within reach
of a future passerby. The space shuttle Discovery was already scheduled to
carry two more communication satellites into space that November. So their
mission was expanded to swing by Westar VI and Palapa B2 after dropping off two
Canadian satellites.
There was quite a build-up at Hughes leading up to the
event. The chief satellite engineer was brought out of retirement, a special
capture “stinger” device was designed, and T-shirts were printed up with a
drawing of a baseball glove reaching out of a shuttle cargo bay to catch the
satellites. It was an impossible feat that had never been attempted before and
those involved exhibited every confidence that the plan would work. I knew by
the language of the chief engineer who gave me my own personal tour that the
return of those two, 22-foot tall machines represented one of mankind’s most
impressive accomplishments. We marveled at the tiny holes where small meteors
had struck them and tried to fathom their 119 million mile odyssey.
American ingenuity has achieved some astonishing results.
We are inspired when the cause is worthy and the benefit is great. But there
will be no successful repairing of Obamacare because there is no optimum
configuration for it. Fixing the website would only give the public a favorable
façade to a bumbling, big effing deal. I think American comedian Ron White put
it best: “You can’t fix stupid.”
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