Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Buyer’s Remorse

By Nick Catoggio

Tuesday, April 07, 2026

 

Today is “Infrastructure Day,” as the president has reportedly taken to calling it.

 

Infrastructure Day has nothing to do with building bridges and power plants in the United States, as some “America First” nationalists may have imagined when they voted for Donald Trump in 2024. Almost the opposite: If what’s left of Iran’s government hasn’t agreed to a peace deal by the president’s deadline of 8 p.m. ET, he plans to systematically destroy the bridges and power plants in that country.

 

And maybe not just that.

 

“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will,” Trump wrote this morning, sounding more like the Joker than usual. Unless the regime agrees to America’s demands (whatever those might currently be), “47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!”

 

God bless the people whom we’re about to immiserate!

 

Measured by naked genocidal intent, today’s threat surpassed even his message on Easter Sunday, surely the most obnoxious foreign policy statement in U.S. history: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.” The profanity was not redacted in his post.

 

Possible outcomes this evening range from another humiliating deadline extension to avert a stock-market crash, a surprise agreement between the two sides (unlikely, given what Iran is asking), and … a nuclear strike, maybe? Who knows? “The president is the most bloodthirsty, like a mad dog,” a U.S. official told Axios, rebutting speculation that Trump is reluctant to escalate but under pressure to do so by bellicose deputies. Only a fool would try to predict what’s about to happen. As of yesterday, the president himself seemed not to know.

 

So instead of predicting what might happen, let’s focus on what has happened.

 

First: We’ve reached the brink of total war, humanitarian disaster, and economic calamity without any action whatsoever from Congress. One man is claiming the power to lay waste to a foreign population—whose liberation he promoted to justify starting this conflict, remember—and our nominal representatives refuse to intervene in any way. America’s civilization is dying, too, whether you want to accept that or not.

 

Second: A self-described master of “the art of the deal,” Trump spent the past several weeks negotiating against himself in public before maneuvering himself into a corner with his idiotic deal deadline. Barring an unexpected last-second capitulation by Iran, his choices now are to lose credibility by TACOing out or to lose a different kind of credibility by functionally destroying Iranian civilization. That doesn’t feel like artistry. In fact, it’s not clear to me what “Infrastructure Day” is meant to accomplish strategically: If Iran declines to reopen the Strait of Hormuz to avert tonight’s attack, why would it reopen the strait afterward?

 

Third: The U.S. military is on the cusp of being instructed to commit war crimes en masse by targeting Iran’s civilian infrastructure. If it refuses, we’ll have a crisis of command; if it complies, we’ll have a considerably worse sort of crisis. Trump apologists insisted last fall that the six Democrats who warned service members not to obey unlawful orders were encouraging insubordination, as no such orders had been or would be given. Now here we are.

 

Fourth: For the first time, influential postliberals have begun to criticize the president in terms traditionally forbidden by the norms of modern Republican politics. When complaining about Trump, right-wingers are expected to avoid blaming him directly and eschew any sort of moral reproach, as morals are now lib-coded. Only instrumentalist arguments are permitted. “Trump’s neocon advisers are harming the GOP’s midterm chances by convincing him to prolong this stupid war” is an acceptable critique. “Trump is an unhinged moral degenerate for threatening to end Iranian civilization” is not.

 

Yet “Trump is an unhinged moral degenerate” is the gist of the commentary this week from several influential postliberal loons who spent the last 10 years slobbering over the president’s degeneracy. Which seems significant, no?

 

Tucker, Alex, and Marge.

 

On Monday Tucker Carlson described the president as evil. That in itself isn’t unusual for prominent righties, including Tucker: As far back as 2021, he was referring to Trump in texts as a “demonic force.”

 

But such things are typically said privately, in whispers. Carlson’s latest broadside came in a new episode of his podcast, released globally on X.

 

“How dare you speak that way on Easter morning to the country?” he complained indignantly of Trump’s “open the f—in’ strait” message. Bad enough that the president would threaten war crimes against Iran, Carlson went on to say, but the gratuitous taunt at Islam in his post was abhorrent and revealing. “No decent person mocks other people’s religions,” he insisted. “You may have a problem with the theology—presumably you do if it’s not your religion—and you can explain what that is. But to mock other people’s faith is to mock the idea of faith itself.”

 

Could it be? Is Donald Trump’s respect for religion insincere?

 

Carlson’s attack on the president had unexpected competition for eyeballs on social media from another cancer of the right-wing infotainment ecosystem, Alex Jones. Jones was Tucker before Tucker was Tucker, a conspiratorial online media powerhouse who catered to postliberal grievances. Naturally, he welcomed the president’s political ascension in 2016. Now he’s posing questions like this to his guests: “How do we 25th Amendment his ass?

 

That wasn’t a one-off either. Jones told his audience last week that it’s time to “cut bait” on Trump and called for some sort of “intervention” by the Cabinet. “We’re not the Democrats 10 times worse, and we are not him, and we’re morally against this and blowing up Iranian water supplies, he’s talking about,” he warned of the president. “War crime, any way you cut it.”

 

Then there was Marjorie Taylor Greene, whose break with Trump predates the Iran war but whose criticism of him has grown more pointed lately. “Everyone in his administration that claims to be a Christian needs to fall on their knees and beg forgiveness from God and stop worshiping the President and intervene in Trump’s madness,” she wrote on Sunday of his Easter message. “I know all of you and him and he has gone insane, and all of you are complicit.”

 

All of this is outrageous heresy by MAGA cult standards. Trump is insane, Trump is evil, Trump needs to be removed: Postliberals have never talked like this publicly.

 

And because they haven’t, I feel embarrassed for taking them even a little bit seriously.

 

None of them gives a rip about war crimes in the abstract, after all, especially not the guy who went to Moscow to play pattycake with Vladimir Putin. Trump isn’t threatening to do anything to Iran that Russia hasn’t done or tried to do to Ukraine, yet you’ll search in vain for meaningful moral outrage about Russia’s war over the past four years from any big-name postliberal.

 

On the contrary. No one has discouraged the modern right from sympathizing with Ukraine’s cause as doggedly as Carlson has, up to and including endorsing a U.S.-Russia alliance. Apologists can try to square that circle if they like on nationalist grounds (“as an American, Tucker naturally takes special umbrage at what his own country is doing in his name”), but the whole point of this week’s condemnations of Trump is that morals aren’t circumstantial. Wrong is wrong. The president doesn’t get a pass just because we voted for him, Carlson, Jones, and Greene are suggesting. Why does Putin get a pass from them just because they’re not Russian citizens?

 

Also, where do these people get off pretending that the president’s posts about Iran over the last 72 hours are some horrifying aberration for him? “This was how Trump talked the entire 2016 campaign,” Vox’s Benjy Sarlin accurately observed of his threat to destroy Iran’s civilization. “There are people who support this and then there are a lot of easy marks who convinced themselves it would not lead to where we are now if you kept rolling the dice long enough.”

 

Is that what we’re seeing this week—the rude awakening of a bunch of pitiful postliberal marks who convinced themselves they could have fascism at home without the inevitable militarism and interventions abroad? We all know what it’s like to regret voting for a candidate, but it’s one thing to be disappointed by their tax policy, say, and another to find yourself warning the military to keep the nuclear codes away from them.

 

What should we make of this postliberal buyer’s remorse?

 

Saving postliberalism.

 

You can spitball the political calculations as easily as I can.

 

If there’s a fight brewing in 2028 for ideological control of the post-Trump GOP, as I and many others surmise, then there’s no time like the present for postliberal influencers to start trying to shape grassroots opinion in their favor. Carlson, Jones, and Greene are gambling by harshly denouncing a war supported by 79 percent of Republicans, but it’s a calculated and defensible bet. As the costs of the conflict come home to roost and right-wingers grow less emotionally attached to Trump with his retirement approaching, the party’s base might plausibly come to embrace war skeptics for their foresight.

 

Ask Barack Obama, who was on the wrong side of public opinion when he opposed the Iraq war in 2002. Or Donald Trump, who dared to defy GOP orthodoxy by second-guessing the war during the 2016 presidential primary.

 

Granted, it’s hard to imagine the right’s cultish dynamic changing so much in three years that harsh moral condemnations of the leader will not only lose their taboo but become evidence of virtue. But antiwar postliberals are placing a high-risk, high-reward bet. They’re offering the MAGA rank-and-file absolution on the cheap if the war goes sideways: All the average red-hat-wearer will have to say in 2028 is “I was with Tucker, Alex, and Marjorie all along!”

 

Another cynical possibility is that we’re seeing audience capture here, not much different from what happens routinely across right-wing media. The first and last rule of serving a modern populist audience is to always tell them what they want to hear, but that’s more complicated for Carlson, Jones, and Greene than it is for, say, Sean Hannity. Hannity’s audience wants to hear that Trump is right, full stop; the postliberal audience wants to hear that Trump is right unless he’s squarely betraying “America First” principles.

 

Postliberal influencers serve two masters, in other words: the diffuse right-wing base and the ardently ideological subset that hungers to be told everything that’s happened in the West since 1960 or so has been bad. Forced to choose, it’s not illogical for Carlson et al. to prioritize the latter’s needs since they’re the ones whose subscription fees and political donations pay most of the bills. They’re also the ones who look to Tucker, Jones, and Greene for ideological leadership, unlike the average Team Red partisan who might stumble across soundbites from them when surfing around while waiting for Hannity to come on.

 

The postliberal audience wants to know that its idols still believe wars are bad (American wars, not Russian ones) even if Trump doesn’t. So that’s what postliberal influencers are telling them.

 

Still, and at the risk of imputing sincerity to any of these people, there’s probably an earnest ideological impulse underlying the recent buyer’s remorse as well. Maybe Carlson, Jones, and Greene see a biblical disaster for global postliberalism shaping up and feel obliged to try to hastily separate their movement from Trump before he discredits it completely.

 

Who can blame them? Trump’s approval among independents is already the worst of any modern second-term president, including Richard Nixon’s during Watergate. European far-right parties have begun to distance themselves from him and Viktor Orbán, a spiritual leader and bankroller of the effort to Putinize the West, is on the brink of losing power in Hungary. There’s a growing chance that this presidency will end with the sort of comprehensive failure not seen in America since George W. Bush’s second term. And because Trump represents a new type of right-wing politics, it won’t just be the Republican Party that’s punished and repudiated by voters for that failure. Postliberalism itself might not recover.

 

Go figure that Carlson, Jones, and Greene would feel the need to urgently make the point that this isn’t postliberalism, even at the risk of pitting themselves against a vindictive president. And in one sense, they’re right: Pulverizing Iran pointlessly from the air while Lindsey Graham drools ecstatically was not the foreseeable endpoint of Orbánism. Even Never Trumpers like me didn’t predict the “John Bolton on steroids” foreign policy of the past 15 months.

 

But in another sense, this was entirely predictable.

 

The disrupter.

 

Postliberals loved Trump not just because he was anti-immigrant, antiwar, and culturally reactionary but because he was a “disrupter.” It wasn’t enough to have the right ideas. A system as corrupt as ours needed radical change, and only someone radically unbound by traditional political norms (a demonic force, let’s call him) could muster the ruthlessness required to achieve it.

 

They wanted a “disrupter” as president, and they got one. Suddenly, they’re mortified to discover that you need to take the bitter with the sweet when you empower an elderly sociopath who relishes ruthlessly dominating adversaries and is willing to disrupt any institution to serve his own interests. Sometimes he’ll own the libs here at home, other times he might end Iranian civilization via a massive war-crimes campaign.

 

Carlson, Jones, Greene, and their ilk assumed that Trump would disrupt only the things they wanted to disrupt, and they gambled the stability of the United States on their being right.

 

It makes sense to me that his Easter message might have finally driven home to them how wrong they were. The right has spent years being conditioned to see no evil in the president’s “mean tweets,” just as it was conditioned to treat his excited campaign chatter about brutality in 2016 as a performance by a celebrity showman. (Take him seriously, not literally, remember?) The “open the f—in’ strait” post hit different: He sounds drunk on military power, paranoid about lacking a way to exit the war without losing face, and seemingly capable of anything after bombing thousands of targets over five weeks in a conflict postliberals never imagined he’d start. To all appearances, his impulse to bomb Iran back to the Stone Age is driven by nothing more strategic than the urge to punish an enemy for refusing to be cowed into submission by him.

 

He’s legitimately unbalanced, enough so to have ranted about Iran for the cameras yesterday with the Easter bunny standing next to him, and I think Carlson, Jones, and Greene can no longer deny it. They entrusted their movement to a crazy person and are realizing that, with 33 months to go, he’s surely going to take the movement in other insane, destabilizing, discrediting directions even if the Iran war concludes without further major incident.

 

They made a deal with the devil, and he’s come to collect.

 

Whatever Never Trumpers might have missed in failing to foresee the president’s militaristic turn, we understood that much at least. Trump was always grossly unfit for power, destined to corrupt his party and country if given the chance to lead, and certain to damage American interests in ways that could never be undone. (“Psychologically, Trump talking about taking Greenland was the equivalent of a father talking, jokingly, of raping one of his daughters,” a retired French general memorably told the Wall Street Journal. “Obviously, it’s a new world in the family after that.”) If it took you until this moment to realize it, you should get out of politics and find a hobby less destructive to the United States.

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