Why MAGA War Opponents Point the Finger at Everyone But Trump

By Jonah Goldberg

Wednesday, April 01, 2026

 

When President Trump spoke to the Saudi Future Investment Conference last Friday, he offered a pristine example of what he calls “the weave.” What detractors take for incontinent verbal rambling is, in his own telling, genius-level embroidery of a rhetorical mosaic.

 

While spinning his tapestry of soundbites, the wartime president declared that the Iranians “have to open up the Strait of Trump—I mean, Hormuz. Excuse me, for—I'm so sorry, such a terrible mistake. The fake news will say he ‘accidentally said’  [chuckle], now there's no accidents with me. Not too many. If there were, we'd have a major story. No. Well, we had that with the Gulf of Mexico. Remember the Gulf of Mexico? And one day I said, ‘Why is it the Gulf of Mexico?’”

 

Trump then digressed—sorry, weaved—for a while about the “renaming” of the Gulf of Mexico before getting back to the war.

 

If you watch the video, the “joke” about renaming the Strait of Hormuz was clearly deliberate. Trump said it was no accident. He has a tendency to float outrageous ideas as jokes to see how they fly—remember his “joke” that Canada should become the 51^st state?

 

Whether a joke or trial balloon, it was a terrible thing to say, and an even worse idea, lending rhetorical confirmation that the president’s ego is the author of this war.

 

But I don’t want to write a whole column about this relatively minor inanity. I just bring it up to illustrate a point. The president you see ad-libbing whatever pops into his head is the president we’ve got. When the commander in chief weaved in some observations about the Saudi crown prince “kissing my ass” because Trump isn’t a “loser” like previous American presidents, that was him, too.

 

In other words, there is no secret, serious, detail-oriented Trump with “encyclopedic molecular knowledge” about matters of state, as Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claims. What we see is what we’ve got.

 

This is very hard for some people to believe and even harder for some people to admit. These twin difficulties are the origin of all those clichés about Trump being a three- or four-dimensional chess master thinking many moves ahead of us mere checkers-playing mortals. When Trump does something unexplainable or indefensible, the best explanation and best defense for his superfans is to simply say the ways of Trump are mysterious—but rest assured he has a plan.

 

Entering our second month of the war with Iran, the superfans who oppose this war, for various reasons, are left in a pickle. How could this leader with an oak spine, unassailable instincts, deep knowledge, and wisdom make such a mistake? How could the man they’ve defended as a genius for so long make what is in their eyes such a monumental blunder?

 

He was misled, of course.

 

For some—as it so often is when events don’t go the way they want—blame lands on the Jews, or Israel (a tomayto-tomahto distinction for many). This is how Joe Kent, who recently resigned as director of the National Counterterrorism Center, explained it. It’s Tucker Carlson’s explanation, too: We’re in this war because Israel’s prime minister “demanded it.”

 

Others make the same argument, at one remove. “As this thing goes south, we need to know exactly who talked him into it,” Megyn Kelly demands. “What representations were made to convince the president that this was a good idea. Who? Who specifically?”

 

Kelly blames Israel, of course, but also advisers and Israel supporters like South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, The Daily Wire’s Ben Shapiro, and various Fox News pundits (revealingly, she excludes the crown prince of Saudi Arabia).

 

Now, I think some of these arguments are ahistorical, antisemitic, deranged nonsense (i.e., Joe Kent’s fevered anti-Israel paranoia). Trump has said “no” to Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu more than once, including during this war. But some claims have a patina of merit. If you buy the claim the war is a disaster, then the people around Trump have some culpability.

 

But not as much as the president himself. If Trump were like the senile “President Auto-Pen” he paints his predecessor to be, then maybe these claims would have more weight. But they don’t say that. They say this genius demigod infinity-level chess savant was deceived.

 

The leader cannot fail, he can only be failed.

 

The last resort for Trump’s defenders is to claim the decision to invade Iran was a “betrayal.” This claim at least grants Trump some agency. But for this to be true, the impulsive Trump we’ve seen weaving for a decade has to be different from the weaver-in-chief who launched this war. And I just don’t see it.