Tuesday, February 3, 2026

Gavin Newsom Is Fooling No One

By Charles C. W. Cooke

Wednesday, January 28, 2026

 

What’s that old Nietzsche line about gazing long into an abyss? Gavin Newsom would do well to recall it. Eventually, Donald Trump turns all of his critics into an ersatz version of himself, and, evidently, the governor of California is not immune. It is common to hear Newsom described as an oleaginous man, but, at this point, he might better be compared to sand. Sand absorbs oil, and retains its color in the process. Of late, Newsom has absorbed an Exxon Valdez’s worth of Trump.

 

It’s not just the all-caps tweeting, or the acid mockery, or the hypocritical demands that everyone but him must play nice that Newsom has assiduously copied. It’s the chutzpah. This week, Newsom tweeted that “nothing is sacred in Trump’s America — not the First Amendment, not the Second, not even life itself,” before vowing, “We, the People, will not allow the Trump Administration to erode our rights.” An admirable sentiment, in a vacuum. But surely the “we” in the sentence cannot include Gavin Newsom?

 

The Second Amendment? At present, Newsom is engaged in a national effort to repeal it, so that it can be replaced with a version that focuses on gun control rather than gun rights. As mayor of San Francisco, Newsom urged the city’s Board of Supervisors to impose “the maximum penalty under state law” on residents who violated San Francisco’s (now struck-down) total ban on handguns and — twice — joined amicus briefs that argued that the Second Amendment does not protect an individual right. As governor of California, Newsom has signed a bill that bans concealed carry at the protests he now lionizes; signed a bill that bans Glocks, the most popular handgun brand in the United States; signed a bill (now enjoined) that gutted the Bruen decision by defining “sensitive places” so extensively as to render carry impossible for millions; signed a bill (now struck down) that was intended to prevent those who challenge California’s gun laws from obtaining attorney’s fees; and signed a bill (now struck down) that regulated what could be said about guns in print if it were possible that a minor might see it.

 

The First Amendment? In 2022, Newsom signed AB 587 (now partially enforced, following a settlement), which required social media platforms to submit periodic reports to the state about how they enforce rules on categories such as hate speech, extremism, and disinformation, and the California Age-Appropriate Design Code Act (now enjoined), which imposed default-setting requirements on any online service that was likely to be accessed by children. In 2024, he signed SB399 (now enjoined), which barred employers from requiring employees to attend meetings or communications whose primary purpose is to convey the employer’s views on politics, religion, or union organizing, and AB 2655 (now struck down), AB 2839 (now struck down), and AB 2355, which broadly regulated the same election-related AI and digitally altered political content that Newsom frequently traffics in on social media.

 

As for “life”? Come now. Under Newsom’s leadership, California has adopted some of the most extreme abortion laws ever seen in the United States. Among the initiatives Newsom has spearheaded or signed are a bill to furnish medication abortion at every public university in the state; a series of bills that provides civil and criminal liability to anyone receiving or providing abortions; a bill that allowed abortion providers in Arizona to operate in California; a bill that required health plans in the state to cover mifepristone, irrespective of its FDA-approval status; and a constitutional amendment (Proposition 1) that renders abortion as a fundamental right and, in practice, outlaws parental consent, waiting periods, and ultrasound, and allows abortion up to the point of birth. Had Kermit Gosnell put together a legislative record, it would not meaningfully differ from Newsom’s.

 

The United States is a big country, and it is inevitable that, somewhere, it will play host to a Gavin Newsom. But it would be better for all involved if, where they must exist, the Gavin Newsoms among us would have the good manners to be honest about their preferences. Despite his pretenses, Gavin Newsom is not a champion of the First Amendment, of the Second Amendment, or of life, and he is not interested in moderation, decency, or respect for his critics, either. Within hours, Newsom will complain that Trump’s rhetoric is inappropriate and tell anyone who disagrees with him that their “knee pads are in the mail.” Concurrently, he will insist that he is a champion of the right to bear arms and sell his plan to remove that liberty from the Bill of Rights. Simultaneously, he will describe his state as a haven for freedom and embark on yet another attempt to micromanage the internet in the name of fighting misinformation. Ezra Klein, Newsom’s fellow Californian weathervane, has described this tendency to go “in two directions at once” as “fascinating.” I disagree. It is pathetic, cynical, and Trumpite — and that, in this particular case, it is being delivered by someone who has good hair and a lupine smirk does not alter that one whit.

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