By Nick Catoggio
Thursday, October 01, 2026
Yesterday Pete Hegseth delivered the Pentagon’s “State of
the Force” address. Which was not a thing that existed in American government,
as far as I can tell, until he made it a thing last year with his Strangelovian
turn before a roomful of generals and admirals in Virginia.
Like his boss, another former television host, Hegseth is
a performer at heart. The “State of the Force” address is a pretext for him to
perform the sort of strutting machismo that seems to soothe the insecurity he
plainly feels at leading so many men more accomplished than him. “We are no longer the Woke
Department or the Weak Department,” he informed
his audience on Wednesday, as if the military he now leads hasn’t been the most
fearsome on earth for generations. From now on, he added, there’ll be “no
fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals.”
Whether there will be victories, given the state of play
in Iran, is unclear.
Hegseth’s shtick has grown stale after nearly two years
and now routinely verges on self-parody. “The ideological clowns are out,” he said
at one point in his speech. “The patriotic cowboys are in with testosterone
testing on top.” In another passage, he paid lip service to the virtues of a
free press—before comparing America’s media unfavorably to Iran’s, accusing them of “treason”
by “[smearing] the troops and the historic mission that they are undertaking.”
All the while he paced the stage, seeming less like a
Cabinet official than a motivational speaker. The vibe, broadly speaking, was a
sort of fascist version of James Cagney performing
“Yankee Doodle Dandy.”
Hegseth did make bona fide news when he announced a new,
and overdue, Pentagon initiative on autonomous warfare. He also revealed something called “Project Meridian” that will spend the next 120 days
assessing the future of warfare and will be led by, among others, Elon Musk.
The man atop SpaceX and Starlink won’t be as far out of his depth this time as he was the last time he did a short stint in the federal
government, but the appointment still reeked of a gimmick given his lack of
military expertise.
It’s as if Hegseth thought, “Who do I know who’s future-y
and also hates ‘woke’?” and landed on the most obvious name. He already had
brilliant minds with actual battlefield experience under his command who were
thinking hard about the future of war. If that subject was a priority for him, why did he fire them?
Still, the most memorable detail about yesterday’s
address came from a Wall Street Journal report on what happened
beforehand. Quote:
Those [service members] in
attendance, hundreds of whom worked out with the defense secretary outside the
Pentagon that morning, received a book called “The War Department Field
Manual,” a compilation of Hegseth’s past speeches. In a foreword written by President
Trump, the troops were told: “As your commander in chief, I will not ask you to
fight dumb wars.”
I will not ask you to fight dumb wars, the leader
pledged, as the dumb war in Iran that he ordered the military to fight
threatens to swallow his party whole in the midterms. That paragraph is a
perfect time capsule of this absurd political moment; the thought of the troops
receiving a bound copy of the defense secretary’s musings on testosterone is
the icing on the cake.
Reading it reminded me of something that had somehow
slipped my mind: Hegseth faces an impeachment vote next month.
Libertarian Rep. Thomas Massie introduced eight articles of impeachment against Hegseth in
mid-September, most of them related to the illegality of various military
operations. Because Massie made his impeachment resolution “privileged,” the
House must take it up. Speaker Mike Johnson was so reluctant to do that with
the midterms approaching that he chose to send the House home until November instead. There will be
no impeachment vote before Election Day.
But there will be one after Election Day. How is the
Hegseth impeachment process likely to play out?
The House.
I think there’s a chance that the House will vote to
impeach.
Massie was clever twice over, first in his choice of
targets. Every patriot shares (or should share) Kevin D. Williamson’s “cull
’em all” approach to impeaching the president and his Cabinet, but we all
understand that the right’s personality cult will dismiss any demand for
accountability from the particular personality around which it’s organized.
It’s easier for Republican lawmakers to rationalize not
impeaching Trump than it is for them to rationalize not impeaching Hegseth.
Massie declined to make it easy for them.
He was also clever in his timing. By waiting to file his
impeachment resolution until shortly before the election, he forced an
agonizing strategic dilemma on Johnson. If Johnson had put the resolution on
the floor immediately, House Republicans would have faced a lose-lose choice.
Opposing Hegseth’s impeachment would have amounted to symbolically endorsing a
hugely unpopular war, angering undecided voters. Supporting it would have
amounted to a symbolic vote of no confidence in the White House’s management of
that war, angering the MAGA base.
Johnson spared his members that lose-lose choice by
recessing early. But by doing so, he increased the odds that Hegseth will be
impeached when the House returns: If a huge blue wave crashes down on
Republicans in the House and Senate next month, turning dozens into lame ducks,
those members may no longer feel pulled by partisan duty to support the
president and his Cabinet.
The opposite, perhaps. Some might feel so disgruntled at
having had their careers short-circuited by Trump and Hegseth’s foolish war
that they’ll want to impeach. Revenge is a factor here.
Even Republicans who support the president and his
defense secretary might conclude that impeaching Hegseth during the lame-duck
session is preferable to not doing so. Defeating Massie’s resolution would make
it easy politically for Democrats to revisit impeaching Hegseth when they’re in
charge next year—which they sound motivated to do—on grounds that it’s unfinished
business.
Whereas impeaching him now and letting the Republican-run
Senate dispose of the charges against him before January would make any future
Democratic attempts feel a bit like double jeopardy. “Are they impeaching him
over Iran again?” voters might wonder. “Didn’t they do that last year?”
Add to all of that the many grievances that congressional
Republicans have with Hegseth—the war, his bizarre jihad against respected Army officers, the fact that “he and his staff are dismissive of their
questions and frequently unprepared for briefings”—and there’s no reason to
think that partisan goodwill will tip the balance in his favor on a tight
impeachment vote. He could plausibly end up as the whipping boy for a
post-wipeout lame-duck GOP House majority.
The Senate.
The fate of a Hegseth impeachment in the Senate is both
simpler and more complicated than it is in the House.
It’s simpler with respect to the outcome. Senate
Republicans are incapable of mustering the courage needed to remove a Trump
toady from office for committing impeachable offenses, at least when he has the
support of the president and the MAGA base. There’s no chance that there will
be 67 votes to remove Hegseth, even after a blue wave.
And in a way, that’s fitting.
The first three articles of impeachment in Massie’s
resolution accuse Hegseth of unconstitutionally exercising war powers that
rightly belong to Congress. But why should Senate Republicans suddenly awaken
to those abuses now, after seven months of meekly deferring to Trump on them?
The time for them to get chesty about their constitutional prerogatives was
last year, before the president gained so much confidence in his ability to
steamroll Congress that he thought it’d be fine to start a major war in the Middle
East on his own say-so.
The Iran war is a failure of House and Senate
Republicans’ leadership more than it is a failure of Hegseth’s, and the
impeachment process risks obscuring that. The most one can say about removing
him from office now, very belatedly, is that it’d be a small first step
toward Congress reclaiming power from an administration that’s so disdainful of
legislative authority that it often doesn’t bother to let lawmakers know what’s going on.
The complicated part of the Hegseth impeachment process
for the Senate isn’t the outcome, which is foreordained, but the path to it.
Would Senate Majority Leader John Thune and his GOP conference agree to hold a
trial, or would they dismiss the charges summarily, as Senate Democrats did
after Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas was impeached in 2024?
The calendar matters in that calculus, especially if
Democrats end up flipping the Senate. Thune and his colleagues won’t want to
devote precious time during the short lame-duck session to a fruitless Hegseth
impeachment when there’s more urgent business to attend to—funding the
government, for one thing, as well as confirming various Trump nominees in the
pipeline before Republicans lose their power to do so.
The war could complicate things further, as the president
has said publicly and privately that another round of attacks on Iran could come
after the midterms. How likely are Senate Republicans to put Hegseth on trial
at a moment when the bombs have begun falling again, requiring the Pentagon’s
undivided attention? That would be a perfect excuse to choose the Mayorkas
option by rejecting Massie’s articles of impeachment before taking them up.
On the other hand.
Revenge is a potential factor in the Senate too, as a
blue wave could wash away numerous red-state Republicans who expected to hold
their seats for decades. Combine them with the members of Thune’s conference
who’ve already been driven into retirement by Trump—at least one of whom
appears to support impeaching Hegseth—and with the chamber’s 47-member
Democratic caucus, and there’s a solid majority in the making who might relish
sticking it to Trump by putting his defense secretary on trial.
There’s even a strategic reason for Republicans to
consider doing so. (Well, two strategic reasons if you count the “double
jeopardy” point from earlier.) Thune and his colleagues could use the potential
embarrassment of the spectacle as leverage to persuade Trump to fire Hegseth
and nominate someone more qualified. “The new Democratic majority will squeeze
you on Pete’s replacement if you wait until next year to get rid of him,” Thune
might tell the president. “Ditch him now, and we’ll ram through a new nominee
before January.”
He might even come to Trump with a list of names whom
Senate Republicans are willing to approve. A lame-duck GOP majority would have
leverage here as the president’s last, best chance at congressional cooperation
on key priorities before he leaves office in 2029. Take advantage, Thune
might say. Soon, replacing Hegseth will be hard, if not impossible.
Who knows? Trump might end up welcoming that ultimatum,
seizing it as a ready-made excuse to rid himself of his Hegseth problem. Sparing his next crop of nominees
from having to run the gauntlet in a Democratic Senate next year should suffice
for most of his fans as an explanation for why he needs to let go of some of
his Cabinet now.
The president.
But it’s never that simple with Trump, is it?
Asking Trump to dump Hegseth after a midterm drubbing
would be tantamount to asking him to admit that Iran was a mistake and drove
the popular backlash that ousted his party’s majorities. As a matter of
temperament, Trump is no more comfortable with losing face than House and
Senate Republicans are with political courage.
His instinct following a Democratic rout will be to
double down on his defense secretary, partly to signal his conviction that
voters’ judgment about his war is incorrect and partly out of juvenile spite.
All the more so, I think, if the House impeaches Hegseth.
Firing him under those circumstances would compound the sense that the
president had been badly weakened by the Democratic landslide. Instead of
coming out “fighting”
against the new legislative threat to his authority, he’d be bowing to it by
handing his enemies in the House and Senate a scalp. Who is Congress to tell
him who he should and shouldn’t have in his Cabinet?
Give in to them on that, and soon they’ll be thinking
they’re an equal branch of government.
There are other factors that might lead Trump to keep
Hegseth around. A big one is that he may believe, with some justification, that
the tide has turned in America’s favor lately in the Strait of Hormuz. The U.S.
Navy’s stranglehold on Iranian oil exports is working, enough so that the
regime recently sought a ceasefire that would have lifted the blockade
temporarily. (Trump declined.) Iran’s own stranglehold on the strait isn’t
working as well, meanwhile: More oil from America’s gulf allies has been getting out lately, driving regional crude exports
up toward 80 percent of their prewar levels.
Come November, the president might assume, it’ll be
sufficiently clear that America has regained the advantage over Iran that
Congress will lose its appetite for targeting Hegseth.
He might also want Hegseth on his team for a reason
famously articulated by Lyndon Johnson, that it’s better to have potential
troublemakers “inside the tent p—ing out than outside the tent p—ing in.”
As hard as it is to imagine a Renfield-tier toady like Hegseth turning against
Trump, it’s also hard to imagine the psychological impact of being booted out
of the world’s most prestigious military job and sent back to the dismal
obscurity of weekend-cable-news-chat-show-host hell. Our secretary of defense
seems to be prone to grudges; if he were to lose his gig playing Patton
before captive military audiences because the president chose to make him the
fall guy over Iran, he might understandably resent it.
And if he did, he’d be a potentially useful witness for
Democratic investigators who are planning to put the Trump White House through
the wringer next year. Hegseth might even feel obliged to cooperate with them
to save his own skin, knowing that Democrats are after him too. Trump might conclude that keeping Hegseth in
the job, letting him go on purging the Pentagon of capable officers and generally setting the place on fire, is a small price to pay for
retaining his personal loyalty as the cops close in.
As for the argument that he should want to replace
Hegseth soon, before control of the Senate changes hands and gives Democrats
veto power over a prospective nominee, that would make sense if he were a
“normal” president who respected the legislature’s advice-and-consent power
over executive nominees. He is not and does not. Trump is Trump: If he tires of
Hegseth next year, he’ll simply resort to procedural chicanery by slotting in
some even bigger chud as
“acting” secretary of defense rather than cooperate with Democrats on a
mutually agreeable choice.
Almost certainly, with impeachment destined to fail, that
will be the only way Hegseth exits. The president will need to tire of his
defense secretary, which is unlikely given his stupendous affinity for
Renfields and Hegseth’s equally stupendous zealousness in that role. Only if
and when the war becomes such a fiasco that the president grows desperate for a
scapegoat, perhaps, will he conclude that Hegseth’s highest service to him is
being dropkicked out of the Pentagon.
The only alternative I can see is if the new Democratic
Congress opts to play hardball by issuing Trump an ultimatum: No money for
the war until, among other things, Hegseth is out. I doubt the Democrats
have it in them, but electoral landslides have been known to do funny things to
a party’s confidence. Here’s hoping.
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