Thursday, October 8, 2026

There’s No Ken Without Angela

By Nick Catoggio

Wednesday, October 07, 2026

 

What if the polls are overestimating Democrats?

 

The out-party leads the generic congressional ballot by 9 points today in Nate Silver’s tracker, its biggest advantage to date. A new YouGov survey has Democratic (or Democratic-aligned independent) Senate candidates ahead in Ohio, Kansas, Nebraska, and Texas, enough for 51 seats next year even without possible/likely pickups in North Carolina, Alaska, and Maine.

 

It ain’t just the “fake news” polls that are bearish on the GOP’s chances, either. It’s Republicans themselves. “If the bottom continues falling out like it has been, this will be worse than 2006,” one national party strategist told Politico. Another described the electoral landscape starkly as “fires everywhere.” Follow the money: An outfit that’s confident it’ll beat expectations wouldn’t be spending hundreds of millions of dollars playing defense in red states.

 

Still, one needn’t be a born Eeyore (ahem) to look at all of that and feel an urge to bed-wet. The numbers for Democrats are so improbably gaudy that they almost have to be wrong, no? Not so wrong that Republicans end up holding the House, maybe, but wrong enough that the Senate might remain under Donald Trump’s thumb for the last two years of his presidency.

 

A net Democratic gain of three seats would produce a 50-50 chamber, making J.D. Vance the tie-breaking vote. A net gain of four would make it 51-49, teeing up John Fetterman for a big (and increasingly inevitable) switcheroo. Those are plausible scenarios if the polls are off by even just a few points.

 

And the theory of how they might be is straightforward. All it would take is some small but meaningful percentage of disgruntled Trump voters who were expected to stay home in November to turn out in the end, half-heartedly or not. Right now, some of those voters might be telling pollsters angrily and sincerely that they intend to boycott the election or to vote Democratic—but in the end will be seduced by partisanship into changing their minds.

 

Others might be less-educated “low-engagement” voters who simply refuse to pick up the phone when pollsters call, creating a problem of “nonresponse bias” that’s led to surveys underestimating Republican support repeatedly during the Trump era. Especially, it seems, in Senate races in Michigan, Ohio, and Iowa, where polls a month out from Election Day dating back to 2018 have overrated Democratic candidates to the tune of 6 points.

 

In fact, there is some evidence that rural Republicans are ducking pollsters again this year. Whether they’re doing so because they’re disgusted with politics and don’t plan to vote or disgusted with doomsaying pollsters and do plan to vote—for the GOP—is a key subplot of the campaign.

 

For the president and his party, the difference between a bloodbath that shatters Trump’s legacy and a shocking comeback that shatters left-wing morale is convincing something like an extra 10 percent of Republican voters to put aside their disaffection, show up on Election Day, and take one for the team.

 

Which brings us back to Texas.

 

High stakes.

 

Of all the battlegrounds in play this fall, the psychological stakes are highest in the one where Democrats haven’t won statewide in more than 30 years.

 

Which seems counterintuitive. Why should liberals invest emotionally in flipping a state where they always lose and which they don’t need to clinch a Senate majority?

 

But that question answers itself. Democrats and Republicans each desperately want to win Texas because of what it represents. Not only is it the nation’s largest red stronghold, it epitomizes what the right believes American culture should look like. The left flipping cowboy country would be like the GOP flipping California. In an endless game of electoral chess, it amounts to taking your opponent’s queen.

 

The stakes were further raised there when the president declined to endorse John Cornyn in this year’s Republican Senate primary before ultimately backing his opponent, the mega-corrupt Ken Paxton, in the runoff. That single decision put an otherwise safe seat in play—so much so that Paxton’s opponent, Democrat James Talarico, has led in the last 13 polls of the state. Trump will own the outcome of this race completely; fumbling a Senate seat in the capital of Red America would be the most humiliating electoral defeat he’s ever suffered or ever will.

 

And he knows it. The president has held rallies lately in Texas to try to rescue Paxton (with more soon to come), has poured millions into the state via his PAC to fund anti-Talarico ads, and, to hear the candidate tell it, has let national operatives all but take over management of Paxton’s campaign. “Texas is a must win, and this would be his biggest endorsement fail,” a former White House official said of Trump to MS NOW. “This one would be a stain on his list.” For Democrats, flipping Texas would add a supreme insult to the injuries they hope to inflict on the president’s stature next month.

 

There’s also a “perfect storm” factor to the race. The left has never had a juicier opportunity to win the state. If not now, when?

 

Paxton’s a lousy candidate, by Trump’s admission. Voters hate the president’s war in Iran and the mayhem it’s caused in oil markets, by Paxton’s admission. Hispanics, who represent some 40 percent of Texas’ population, are trending Democratic nationally out of exasperation with the cost of living and the White House’s “deport ’em all” policies. Talarico, a Presbyterian seminarian, is viewed by more voters as having “the right kind of moral values” than his reptilian opponent, a rare edge for a leftist running in a religious red state.

 

The stars have aligned for an upset. Both parties know it. If not now, when?

 

The stakes in Texas are so high that a close win by either candidate will almost certainly turn the state into ground zero for “rigged election” crankery. If Talarico pulls it out, federal goons at Trump’s behest will descend on blue cities like Austin to interrogate the Democrat’s “suspicious” margins there. If Paxton ekes out a victory, grassroots leftists will accuse the state’s hard-right leadership of having tampered with the count to favor him. Never mind that many Republican officials despise Paxton privately; at the end of the day, the conspiracy theorists will say, he’s still a member of their team. And to the modern right, the team is everything.

 

Just ask state Sen. Angela Paxton, the candidate’s better half.

 

Teamwork.

 

Mrs. Paxton filed for divorce from her husband more than a year ago citing “biblical grounds,” aka adultery. A few days ago, she cut a campaign ad for him.

 

Really.

 

No, they haven’t reconciled. Watch the clip and you’ll see that she can’t bring herself to so much as utter his name. The closest she gets to identifying Ken Paxton is when she refers obliquely to “the elephant in the room,” leaving it to the viewer to infer from her own surname what she might be talking about.

 

Which is an awfully optimistic read on the average voter’s political awareness, I must say.

 

But lay that aside. In 10 years of covering the Trump-era American right, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the logic of vacuous amoral partisanship expressed as efficiently as Angela Paxton expressed it in her ad. This is like the Gettysburg Address of loathsome anti-anti-Trumpism:

 

I’m Texas senator Angela Paxton. People have asked my thoughts about this election and, turns out, I have some. Let’s talk about the elephant in the room. In a general election, it’s not as much about the individual players on the team. It’s about getting the whole team across the finish line. Either we hold every Republican seat or we hand the future of Texas to the other team. That’s why I’m voting for the Republican ticket on November 3. Let’s hold the line together.

 

“The team,” huh? Okay. Let’s talk about the team.

 

The first thing to say about the “team” is that the people most eager to appeal to team spirit are unfailingly the most selfish, least team-oriented figures in the party.

 

If the president cared about the fortunes of Team GOP, he wouldn’t have spent the better part of two years irritating voters with one unpopular policy after another, stuffing his pockets with wads of cash, and doing everything possible to make clear that he cares more about the fate of his ballroom than he does about the price of gas. If Ken Paxton cared about the team, he wouldn’t have spent his career in public service tarnishing the party by committing impeachable offenses and leching around before deciding to vastly complicate its electoral strategy by challenging Cornyn for Senate.

 

Angela Paxton’s own motives for getting involved in this race weren’t very team-minded, it shouldn’t surprise you to learn. “Allies envision her running for statewide office in the future—regardless of whether Mr. Paxton is serving in Washington,” the New York Times reported on Wednesday. “Ms. Paxton feared staying silent in such a close race could hurt her reputation and open the door to politically damaging questions about her loyalty to the party, according to a person familiar with her thinking.”

 

It was reasonable for her to fear that. The GOP is very much a party that would hold a grudge against her for not prioritizing its lust for power over her emotional pain in having to defend a man who cheated on her, personally. But that’s the sort of team Angela Paxton chose to join and, really, that’s the team on which she belongs: Vouching for unfit scumbags to advance one’s own selfish political ambitions has been standard operating procedure in the Republican Party since 2016.

 

What team?

 

Another thing: What even is “the team” at this point?

 

Millions of Republicans joined the team years ago because they believed in free markets, limited government, and advancing America’s interests by encouraging Western liberal values abroad. The leadership of Team GOP no longer supports any of that. The president levies tariffs by whim, demands government stakes in private companies, wages unauthorized wars, sics law enforcement on his political enemies, and routinely behaves more aggressively toward traditional American allies than toward enemies.

 

And the explicit appeal of Ken Paxton’s Senate candidacy to his supporters is that, if elected, he’ll continue to let Trump do all of it.

 

I never joined that team. Why should I or any other conservative give a rat’s ass about getting it across the finish line in Texas? If President Vance were to adopt the progressive economic agenda in toto in 2029—a not-unthinkable possibility—would team spirit require me to support that too?

 

Angela Paxton’s pitch is the political equivalent of Jerry Seinfeld’s famous bit about sports fandom being a matter of “rooting for laundry.” The entire roster might be replaced within a few seasons, he observed, but the fans’ loyalty persists because ultimately they’re cheering for the franchise—for its uniforms, i.e., laundry—more so than its individual personnel.

 

That’s a defensible attitude for a silly pastime. But apply it to politics and you get anti-anti-Trumpism, the belief that being governed by any Republican beats being governed by any Democrat because the Republican laundry is better, however filthy it may have become. Absent that attitude from enabling partisan fanatics like Angela Paxton, postliberalism couldn’t have gained traction in the GOP and Ken Paxton winning a Senate nomination wouldn’t have been possible.

 

There is no Ken without Angela.

 

It’s no coincidence, then, that right-wing team spirit is only ever invoked to extinguish moral qualms about postliberalism, never to encourage them, even if Team GOP would benefit from that encouragement. Consider how Trump responded to Karl Rove declaring that he won’t vote for Republican Bo French for Texas railroad commissioner this year after French complained that the University of Texas is admitting too many Indian-Americans.

 

Rove did his party a favor there, morally and politically. If you want Indian-American voters to feel more comfortable joining the party, penalizing a candidate who’s bigoted toward them might go a long way. French losing his race would be a small price to pay for expanding the Republican tent with nonwhite voters long-term. But that’s not how Trump saw it, of course: He threw a tantrum aimed at Rove—not at French, the man who had actually damaged the team—for daring to suggest that voting for a Democrat is ever justified.

 

The “team” the president and both Paxtons are playing for isn’t actually the Republican Party. Partisanship is simply what they’re selling to immiserated right-wing suckers to try to goose their enthusiasm and get them to turn out this year, another “lesser of two evils” pitch from a political movement that’s morally incapable of offering anything else. If the three were earnest Republican partisans, they would have endorsed John Cornyn to maximize the GOP’s chances of defeating Talarico.

 

The team they’re playing for is postliberalism. Given how comprehensive Ken Paxton’s unfitness for office is, encompassing not just personal sins like philandering but all manner of abuses of his public office, the inescapable takeaway from Angela Paxton’s ad is that no amount of immorality committed by a right-wing candidate can ever disqualify him from wielding power. That’s an essential pillar of postliberal thought, essential to the core conviction that power must be wielded immorally to have any chance of defeating the left.

 

We can draw a straight line between that logic and Max Miller’s continued viability in Ohio. And the warm feelings among MAGA fellow travelers for accused pedophile Andrew Tate. And the sense of impunity with which Donald Trump has committed his various civic obscenities.

 

If you care about Team GOP, which Angela Paxton does not, vote Democratic this fall. It will take more than one landslide to rid the party of postliberal degenerates, but a good thrashing next month might enlighten the right-wing mind going forward to the value of nominating candidates who aren’t sociopaths and of caring what the public thinks before starting new wars or levying new tariffs. Make it hurt. Especially in Texas.

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