By Joy Pullman
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
John Oliver recently delivered a rant against public
charter schools that makes it painfully obvious he enjoyed a tony private
education and doesn’t know a thing about the schools attended by 90 percent of
American students. That didn’t stop him from ignorantly opining, lacing his
rant with jokes to sweeten the poison.
Oliver’s show essentially repeated debunked union talking
points that parents across the political spectrum know are lies that have
consigned millions of kids to a piss-poor education. And that piss-poor
education is precisely the reason public charters are a thing. Charters, as
Oliver notes, are public schools that private organizations can apply to
manage, pursuant to state law. These organizations can include nonprofits like
United Way, or they can be coalitions of concerned parents who organize
themselves into a small company or nonprofit.
Early in the show, Oliver laid out the union party line:
Charters “overstate their successes, siphon off talented students, and divert
precious resources within a school district.” The main question isn’t so much
about whether all these things are true (they are and are not to varying degrees)
but whether charters instigate a better
education ecosystem than the alternative.
Make no mistake: I have some criticisms of charter
schools, too. Yet there are 50 million American kids going to school every day,
and they have to go somewhere. We don’t get to argue about unicorn fantasy
worlds, but about comparative benefits and downsides in a world where all
schools will always be imperfect. My conclusion is that, even though charters
cannibalize faith-based education in states that do not offer school vouchers
(a social and market negative), overall they meet many children’s most
desperate needs in ways that local public schools don’t and typically haven’t
for an entire generation. So I generally support charters.
I don’t know how any morally responsible person can look
a child in the face and tell him or her, “You must go back to your violent
traditional public school where only 1 in 5 of your peers will graduate with
any hope of sustainable employment, because I’m just not sure about this
‘private individuals running schools’ thing.” A child in a charter school is a
sign of both desperation and hope, because a parent has to actively pull his
child from his default public school to enroll in a charter. If that child is
there, there’s a reason. We should not discount it, especially not with
empty-headed jokes.
Signs John Oliver
Knows Nothing About Public Schools
Let’s review some things that made me realize Oliver has
probably never set foot in an American public school, or at least hasn’t
followed basic news coverage about them ever. He showed footage of rapper
Pitbull speaking at his SLAM Academy (Sports Leadership and Management to you,
Oliver—whassamatter, Oliver, don’t like school names kids might find
attractive? Prefer “Anthony Kennedy Memorial High” or “Whispering Pines
Elementary of Vague Imagery”?) some years ago, and mentioning that Bill Cosby
had spoken there once.
Oliver then went into a paroxysm of insinuation about
Cosby being outed as a sexual predator yet
being allowed into a charter school. Someone tell Oliver that in 2006
Chicago Public Schools hosted Cosby, and it’s totally a traditional public
school district and in fact the nation’s fourth-largest! Cosby also spoke to a
giant audience of people at a Tulsa public high school field house in 2012!
That, like, totally invalidates their education authority, right?
This is guilt by association, not argument. And don’t
tell me humor is incapable of that. The best humor makes us laugh by revealing
truth in a startling way, not by smearing people for once mentioning the name
of a man later turned into a pariah for his bad sexual choices.
Oliver complains about some charter school operators
committing fraud and embezzlement. Apparently he’s too clueless to know this is
completely typical among people who have access to large piles of other
people’s money. That’s why we have, you know, auditors.
Traditional public school administrators also commit fraud all the time. About
three minutes of googling yields plenty of examples: Wake County public schools
in North Carolina lost $1.5 million in forfeited bonds due to a scheme between
several government employees. The federal government says 12 public-school
principals in Detroit scammed $2.3 million from schools in exchange for
contractor kickbacks. They say one such principal used some of the money on
casino-hopping and a cruise.
A San Francisco-area superintendent recently pleaded
guilty to embezzling $15 million from taxpayers. A a three-year investigation
of that government employee-orchestrated scheme found six public-school
employees “diverted government grants meant for after-school and health
programs into hidden slush-fund accounts at three private nonprofits that hold
contracts with the district.” Oliver complained that a charter school juiced
attendance numbers to get more state money. Thankfully, that’s something that
would never happen in a traditional public school. Whoops. Apparently it’s too
much to ask of Oliver to spend a couple minutes on Google before going on
camera.
Please, John
Oliver: Visit a Public School Some Time
Oliver also complains that charters, unlike traditional
schools, sometimes close. He highlighted one that closed six weeks after school
started and 14 that didn’t finish their first school year in Florida: “When
schools close that fast, it’s shocking,” he says. Actually, what’s shocking is
when they never close despite years of sub-standard graduation rates and
above-average illiteracy rates bought with millions of dollars of other
people’s money.
School closure has been found to be one of the very few
effective remedies for a failing school. It is also a major reason charter
schools are dramatically improving over time and compared to non-charter public
schools. Most of the nation’s inner-city schools have been failing huge numbers
of their students since the 1960s. How many of them have been closed? Nearly
none.
Closing terrible schools is an excellent thing in the
long run. We don’t need less of it; we need more of it. Where do the kids go
when this happens mid-year (an extremely rare occurrence)? Well, has Oliver
ever heard of this little thing called “transferring”? People do it all the
time. And they don’t die of it, either.
Among his more substantive complaints, Oliver notes that
some charter school applications use some identical language. He calls it
plagiarism. Can we also apply that complaint to Common Core, the guiding
principle of which is that every single school in the country follows the
precisely same 640-page document?
School Choice Is a
Culture Reform
He complains that “charter schools are uneven in
quality.” Um, this is actually a big complaint about traditional public
schools, too. Rich kids get good ones, poor kids get bad ones. There are lots
of reasons for this, but one is that rich families choose schools through a) private school tuition, like Oliver’s
parents did or b) high property tax rates that underwrite their tony public
schools. (Although let’s be clear here, because the nation’s worst public
schools actually tend to spend like pricey private schools. DC per-pupil
spending is $25,038, New York City’s is $20,331, Detroit’s is $13,825, and
Chicago’s is $16,432 (plus $38,000 per student in unfunded liabilities), for
example.) Poor people can’t buy their way into better schools. That’s kind of a
function of being poor people. So they get trapped in the bad ones.
Money by itself doesn’t improve education quality, but
giving individuals control over their own money sure does. School choice, of
which charters are a part, gives poor families more leverage to negotiate their
children’s attendance with schools. It confers to poor people some of the power
rich families have, so they can negotiate more of what they want out of
whatever schools they choose to attend.
This is an economic reform that is also
culture-transforming. By empowering poor parents to act like rich parents, and
with public money ostensibly dedicated to their
kids, we return responsibility to
parents along with power. A major reason inner-city schools perform so poorly
despite their high spending is that teachers and schools simply cannot make up
for terrible parenting and relationship chaos.
The culture of dependency—which the sudden attention to
our white working class shows is not just an inner-city black or brown people
problem—acts like someone else is responsible for the kids. Feeding the kids is
the school’s job. Disciplining the kids is the school’s job. Teaching the kids
is the school’s job. School choice tells parents, “No, this is your job. You
have agency. You not only have the power to choose where your child is
educated, you have the responsibility.”
This makes families a willing partner in a child’s education rather than a
coerced dependent on a school system they didn’t choose and can’t change.
John Oliver and his parents were willing to trust his
education and his career to the free market (he’s employed by a private
company, after all), but for some reason, Oliver is scared stiff of everyone
else doing the same. Is he just stupid, or cruel?
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