By John Noonan
Friday, August 12, 2016
As Donald Trump and Mike Pence reenact Thelma and
Louise’s visit to the bottom of a ravine, Republicans are turning to America’s
favorite pastime, after baseball — blaming others. I’ve seen a dozen different
version of the same story. That is, “[insert your political opinion] is the
reason for Trump.”
We’re told it’s the talk-radio circuit that midwifed the
foul-mouthed clown onto the national stage. We’re told it’s the base who
ignored demographic reality and abandoned its principles, all because of a
circus act whose main character said things that made them feel good. We’re
told it’s the establishment — whatever the hell that is, the definition changes
daily to suit individual politics — whose ignorance and complicity drove voters
into Trump’s tiny orange hands. We’re told it was Jeb and his Right to Rise
PAC, who should have spent more money on attacking Trump (they spent more on
that than any other GOP candidate), or we’re told it was Ted Cruz, who fed the
crocodile until it ate him last (and later deposited him out its southern
approaches).
No one outside Trump’s evaporating base of diehards seems
to think nominating a buffoon was an especially good idea. Yet there he stands,
setting conservative politics back a decade every time his tongue makes it past
his teeth.
Already there’s talk of a post-November political
genocide, a messily elimination of this faction or that faction from the
Republican party. There will be purges. The mass graves are being dug. And some
are eagerly anticipating that sweet “I told you so” on November 9.
Count me out.
Purges didn’t look good on the KGB, and they wouldn’t be
a good look for the GOP (though I did laugh when political consultant Mike
Murphy cheerily hoped for “at least a few show trials”). I don’t want to purge
a soul from this stupid, silly, busted party of ours. We did something dumb. It
happens. It’s not the first time (Goldwater) and it won’t be the last.
This too will pass. And there is such thing as a
successful retreat. The French and British at Dunkirk, the Russian tsar in the
face of Napoleon’s Grand Armée, Xenophon’s Ten Thousand, and France’s heroic
regrouping before the Marne. There’s no shame in taking a loss. But to take a
loss and then lie prostrate on the mat would be a damn shame.
Republicans will need every able-bodied voter in the
coming years. That means reconciliation, reunification, and resumption of
offensive operations. And we’ll have our opportunities, starting in 2018, when
25 Senate Democrats will be vulnerable and running hard from the policies of
the second Clinton administration.
But that means that Republicans, as a party, needs to
knock off the goofy rubbish we’ve pulled since 2010. It means reserving purity
for the sacraments. Expecting a Republican from Illinois to talk a big game
like a Republican from Mississippi is raw, unfiltered insanity. It’s how you
lose seats. Losing seats is how you lose votes. And losing votes is how you get
Obamacare.
It means managing expectations. Don’t run for Congress
promising to renovate the place and then when you show up act surprised that
it’s you and 500 other people who made the same promise.
It means ignoring theatrics on the House and Senate
floor, the flashy promises to defund Obama’s golf handicap and repeal the state
of Vermont. You’d call for a football coach’s head if he threw a Hail Mary
every down. There’s virtue in pounding the ball a few yards at a time.
It means not making enemies out of allies. As when John
Boehner took on a Democratic Senate and Obama White House, tactically outfought
them to $2 trillion in spending cuts while preserving 99 percent of the Bush
tax cuts, and somehow got called a liberal and run out of town for the effort.
It means acknowledging that the deep-red conservatives
who listen to talk radio and watch Fox News at 8 p.m. aren’t stupid. It means
refraining from snidely deriding them as hillbilly bumpkins who just need to
learn things. They flip their dials to those programs because they think guys
like Hannity and Rush get their frustrations. They turn to Trump for the same
reason. Many of them have been left behind. That’s an opportunity, not an
obstacle.
It means ditching this irrational bunker mentality that
has consumed the GOP. The media are against us. Hollywood is against us. The
establishment is against us. No wonder conservatives are obsessed with building
walls. Everywhere we turn we see barbarians at the gate.
There’s validity to some of these biases. But forming a
phalanx and hiding behind our shields isn’t the fix. Worried about media bias?
Go do what the Independent Journalism
Review and the Free Beacon did.
Start a farm system for gifted conservative writers. Leaving fiery comments in
all caps on the patriot-forum message board isn’t going to move the political
needle. You want change? Work for it.
So let’s cut it out with the silly talk of new parties
(there won’t be one), of the GOP splitting in two (that won’t happen), and of
your leaving the country if Trump gets elected. After November 9, conservatives
will have an incredible opportunity — to rebuild a once grand old political
party. Let’s take up that responsibility with the same hope and optimism that
made America great.
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