By Jonah Goldberg
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
In the wake of Hillary Rodham Clinton’s fairly disastrous
press conference at the United Nations on Tuesday, there’s only one conclusion
shared by all parties: This was not how it was supposed to go.
This was supposed to be the month Clinton led with her
chief selling point: her gender. She had put together a whole “I Am Woman, Hear
Me Bore” speaking tour in which women’s issues — particularly the women’s
issues that poll well among women who care a lot about women’s issues — would
be the main subject.
The Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Foundation unveiled
a big foofaraw over Hillary’s “No Ceilings” campaign. What a wonderfully
convenient theme for Mrs. Clinton’s massive and mysterious foundation, given
that smashing the “highest glass ceiling” — i.e., the presidency — is the
central rationale of her planned presidential bid. It was just a coincidence
that the tax-exempt foundation with her name on it happened to be rolling out a
big light show on that very subject during the rollout of her presidential
campaign.
It was all carefully scripted, because everything Hillary
Clinton does is carefully scripted. Normally, that’s a figurative expression.
But with Clinton, when things are carefully scripted, they are literally
carefully scripted.
On Monday, Hillary had a “No Ceilings” event at the
Clinton Foundation. After her opening remarks, the Associated Press reported,
she declined to take any questions. “When she sat down to lead more informal
conversations with invited speakers, participants appeared to be reading from
teleprompters.”
I’ll give the AP reporters a pass on this odd locution,
since they at least conveyed the truth to the reader. But for the record, a
dialogue between people on a stage in which they read from teleprompters is not
an “informal conversation” — it’s a play.
The trouble for Clinton is that, despite all of her
preparation, all of her coordination, the world is going off her script. And
for a woman who thinks off-the-cuff speaking is switching from her prepared
remarks to her prepared notecards, that’s a scary place.
That is surely why she set up her own private Internet
server. Four times at the U.N., Clinton said she had created her “home-brew”
e-mail system simply for “convenience.”
“I thought it would be easier to carry just one device
for my work and for my personal e-mails instead of two,” she said.
Never mind that it’s much easier to set up two e-mail
systems on one device than it is to set up a whole dark server hidden from the
government. And leave aside that a woman who travels with a very large
entourage on non-commercial flights could probably manage two devices.
I’m sure she’s right. She set up the server for
convenience — but not the convenience of sparing her the load of an additional
four-ounce phone. When you want to hide what you’re doing, a private server is
definitely the way to go.
Hillary has only two comfort zones: deep in a bunker or
high on a pedestal. Drag her out of the former or knock her off the latter and
she’s at sea.
In her very brief press conference Tuesday, she
essentially admitted to the transgression she’s been accused of for the past
week. She admitted to deleting thousands of e-mails. She turned over the public
e-mails she deemed safe to give to the public and kept the rest, saying they
were private, anointing herself to be the sole arbiter.
“I fully complied with every rule that I was governed
by,” she said. And: “I have no doubt that we have done exactly what we should
have done.”
This hints at the attitude that binds her and her
husband: the belief that they are governed solely by what they choose to be
governed by and what they do is right because they have done it.
The problem for Hillary is she can’t sell it. That’s why
she prefers everything to be scripted. For example, Mrs. Clinton needed to tell
the public not to ever come looking for any more e-mail from her, including the
allegedly private ones she chose not to share. So she claimed they no longer
exist.
“At the end, I chose not to keep my private, personal
e-mails — e-mails about planning Chelsea’s wedding or my mother’s funeral
arrangements, condolence notes to friends.”
Clinton’s vast marketing division has been toying with
rolling her out as the “Grandmother in Chief.” Well, here’s a tip: Grandmothers
save that kind of stuff.
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