By Kevin D. Williamson
Tuesday, February 16, 2021
Conservatives complain about being shut out of Hollywood
and other commanding heights of popular entertainment, and we have some
legitimate beefs — but, at the same time, conservative themes are everywhere
you look in our movies and prestige television shows. Gregory Doran’s African
reimagining of Julius Caesar may have been dreamt up with some kind of
progressive political point in mind (who knows?), and I rather doubt that Ralph
Fiennes set out to make a right-wing tract with his Coriolanus, but as
politically illuminating works of drama, these are much profounder expressions
of the conservative sensibility than any self-consciously didactic piece of
right-wing agitprop you will ever see. (Shakespeare is like that.) Even a
series such as HBO’s Game of Thrones, which transgressed some
conservatives’ sense of decency, is, in its way, deeply conservative: “Winter Is Coming” is one of the most
ancient and enduring pieces of wisdom in our treasury, and much of Game of
Thrones was dedicated to extracting the full political moral out of Aesop’s
fable of the ant and the grasshopper.
Winter is coming.
Here in Texas, winter has come with a vengeance in an
unusually dramatic fashion. Blizzards were a normal part of life in the Texas
Panhandle when I was growing up there, but much of the rest of Texas rarely
sees snow flurries, much less accumulations of the stuff sitting on the
often-sizzling sidewalks of San Antonio or the beaches of Galveston.
The wheels came off that rough-’n’-ready Texas macho
bullsh** lickety by-gum split: Every other household full of rugged
individualists in our great state has a four-wheel-drive super-duty pickup
truck, and it wouldn’t be a trip down I-30 without some yahoo in a Ford F-350
passing you on the right at 110 m.p.h. And all of that is just fine . . . in
May. There’s barely two inches of snow on the ground in Dallas, but the
business district is a ghost town. A half dozen people died in a — pay
attention to this number — 135-car pileup in Fort Worth. Traffic was snarled
for miles and miles in both directions. Intersections had to be blocked in
other counties.
And, right now, millions are without power, and
California-style rolling blackouts have been imposed.
Texas was unprepared. And that was a choice. Not
all of those choices were made by agents of government per se, but
better public choices and better public policies could have led to much better
outcomes.
Consider the electricity situation. Texas produces a
whole lot of natural gas, but the state does not have a natural-gas
infrastructure sufficient to deal with an unusual winter storm. We have plenty
of fuel, but we can’t get it to where it is needed, so it may as well not be
there. And Texas, which is as susceptible to richly subsidized greenie-weenie
shenanigans as any other state, relies on wind turbines for a non-trivial share
of its electricity, and many of those have frozen.
Which is to say: It’s too cold outside to operate the
things that help to keep us warm inside.
(The Williamson household is fine, although Katy and
Pancake object to, and vocally protest, being made to go out into the snow when
necessity requires. You’d think that getting up in the middle of the night to
dutifully clear off a patch of grass for just such purposes would be
appreciated, but these are some pretty persnickety dachshunds.)
Hayek, the great liberal economist, argued in favor of
certain kinds of government-run social-insurance schemes (libertarians weren’t
always so rigid) on the grounds that these offered protection against the
“common hazards of life against which few can make adequate provision.” That
is, really, all government is there to do. It is a convenience — when it is
working. Good government is like good technology: If everything is functioning
as intended, you never really notice it. You don’t think much about it — it
just works.
Yesterday was Presidents’ Day. I took this year off from
denouncing it, but David
Harsanyi didn’t need any help from me. Presidents’ Day is like the State of
the Union address, that other great national abomination, that — forgive me for
quoting myself — “hideous, dispiriting, ugly, monotonous, un-American,
un-republican, anti-democratic, dreary, backward, monarchical, retch-inducing,
depressing, shameful, crypto-imperial display of official self-aggrandizement
and piteous toadying.” Presidents are not priest-kings, and government is not
there to provide us with moral uplift or a national sense of meaning.
Government is there to plow the goddamned roads. It is there to secure the
borders, defend against foreign invasion, and to make sure that the stuff sold
in bottles labeled “aspirin”
really is aspirin. None of that is simple, there is a large role for private
action in most of it, and while Hayek was right about the social-insurance
model, that does not mean that government can’t screw it up. Even genuinely
needful things, like the COVID-19 vaccine rollout, end up getting done in a backward
and counterproductive manner. The Biden administration can engage in all
the moralistic huffery and puffery it likes, but it’s still messing things up,
as a bipartisan
group of governors will be happy to tell you.
As the presidency (and, to a lesser extent, politics at
large) becomes more ceremonial and histrionic, slowly degenerating into a
neo-pagan sacral kingship, government grows less effective. The world-bestriding
status of the presidency never has been higher, but its practical efficacy has
been in decline for decades. Congress, for its part, is so impotent and
gormless that Republican senators couldn’t figure out how to take their own
side in a fight — rarely has an institution had so little self-respect while
displaying so much self-importance. We require less courtship and more competency.
A theme emerges from the past 20 years of American
government. Meaning no disrespect to the people who died on September 11, 2001,
and none to the brave soldiers and others who responded, al-Qaeda was a
backward gang of pissant fanatics hiding under the skirts of the Taliban, an
even more backward gang of slightly less pissant fanatics. They were savages
with box-cutters. We were lucky that the worst enemy we had at the turn
of the century was al-Qaeda. Similarly, and meaning no callousness to the hundreds
of thousands of Americans who have died of COVID-19, we are positively
lucky that we were not hit with a much nastier epidemic than this one.
September 11 could have been a lot worse, and COVID-19 could have been a lot
worse. And this relatively minor winter storm that has shut down Texas could
have been a hell of a lot worse.
We’re getting beat silly by the junior varsities of
national crises. Pray we don’t find ourselves facing a big-league opponent
before we rediscover ourselves.
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