By Jonah Goldberg
Friday, November 17, 2017
What a marvelously stupid time to be alive.
My scorecard is now completely illegible. Right-wingers
tell me that Al Franken must resign for behavior far less offensive than what
Roy Moore has been accused of, but also that, even if the allegations against
Moore are true, he shouldn’t drop out of his Senate race because it was 40
years ago. Even the governor of Alabama says she believes Moore’s accusers but
will vote for him.
Meanwhile, left-wingers are saying . . . well, they’re
saying a lot of things, which I’ll get to in a second.
But first, there’s this:
Now everyone is talking about a man
from Alabama named Roy Moore.. do you see what they did??? No more Harvey
Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, Charlie Sheen, George Takei, etc. Mission Accomplished
and half the Conservatives fell for it. The Elites duped you all yet again!
— Matt Couch (@RealMattCouch)
November 15, 2017
Nailed it. This is how the Elites (note the ominous
capitalization) operate, don’t you know? Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey
couldn’t stop the Elites from pulling their careers apart like wolves fighting
over a carcass. But, they could still
implement Emergency Distraction Protocol No. 219. That’s the thing about the
Elites: Even when they lose, they win.
Still, I can’t quite figure out the argument. Is Moore
some kind of sleeper agent who cruised the high schools for jailbait in the 1970s,
just in case the Elites would one day need a distraction from their own
scandals 40 years down the road? Or are the female accusers the real sleepers?
In this scenario, Ben Affleck calls these women on their cell phones while
they’re at Cracker Barrel or Home Depot and says, “The woods are lovely, dark,
and deep, but I have promises to keep. And miles to go before I sleep, and
miles to go before I sleep. Remember. Miles to go before I sleep.” Then,
suddenly, they make their accusations against Moore?
It’s probably unfair of me to single out this guy on
Twitter, but he speaks for a mindset that is all over the place these days:
“They” are screwing “Us.”
“How?” you ask.
“Don’t be so naïve,” they respond.
Explanations of how “they” dupe you miss the point. What
matters is the paranoid certainty that “they” are winning by cheating, somehow.
William F. Buckley once explained that his objection to
Robert Welch and the Birchers was their practice of ascribing “subjective
intention from objective consequences.” Communists
scored a “win” on Eisenhower’s watch, so that must mean that Ike is a Communist!
This is a natural human tendency. It probably gave humans
an evolutionary advantage (as I discuss in my forthcoming book). Concepts such
as luck and superstition, which exist in every society in every age, are based
on an irrational belief that there is some extra-rational connection between
objective consequences and subjective intent that can be discovered through
intuition and even manipulated. I bang my drums. No vampires appear. Vampires
must hate these drums! Reason connects dots using facts, logic, and evidence,
but not all the dots we connect are connected rationally. Reason doesn’t define
how we see the world.
Similarly, tribes are held together by internal
solidarity and external suspicion that only occasionally has anything to do
with rational design. They are always looking to get us. We have to stick
together. As I wrote last winter (when another Bannon favorite was in the news
for matters relating to underage sex):
Evolutionary psychologist John
Tooby recently wrote that if he could explain one scientific concept to the
public, it would be the “coalitional instinct.” In our natural habitat, to be
alone was to be vulnerable. If “you had no coalition, you were nakedly at the
mercy of everyone else, so the instinct to belong to a coalition has urgency,
pre-existing and superseding any policy-driven basis for membership,” Tooby
wrote on Edge.org. “This is why group beliefs are free to be so weird.” We
overlook the hypocrisies and shortcomings within our coalition out of a desire
to protect ourselves from our enemies.
The relevant point here is that paranoid populism and
tribalism derive their power from the instinct for ascribing every misfortune
to human will and planning. Again, “they” are out to get “us,” and the proof
can be found in our anger or bad luck. So everything we do to stop “them” is
self-justifying.
One problem: The world isn’t nearly so bleak and
zero-sum. Take it from someone who gets called an “elitist” ten times a day and
who has met and talked to more bona fide elites — senators, scientists,
billionaires, etc. — than I could possibly list: No one is “running” the show
(Yuval Levin and I talked about this at some length towards the end of this
episode of The Remnant podcast).
In reality, there’s no Oz behind the curtain, no cabal successfully pulling the
strings or pulling the wool over our eyes. American politics is a big,
sprawling, buzzing confusion of competing interests, agendas, and arguments.
You think everything is going according to Mitch McConnell’s plan? Donald
Trump’s? Nancy Pelosi’s? The Koch brothers’? George Soros’s?
Please.
And that’s a good thing — because it means we still live
in a free country. In places such as China, Russia, and, most obviously, North
Korea, it’s much more plausible to claim that They are ruining our lives,
depriving us of our freedoms, or otherwise manipulating us — because “they” are. I’m not saying
elites in America haven’t done bad things. All I’m saying is that the elites
are not monolithic and that every elite I’ve ever met thinks things aren’t
going the way they want them to.
That ’90s Show
As Bill Clinton must be screaming at the TV these days,
let’s change the subject.
Lots of people, here at NRO and elsewhere, have written
many fine articles on what they believe to be the hypocrisy and
bravery-on-the-cheap of liberal writers and politicians suddenly discovering
that Bill Clinton’s predatory sexual behavior was double-plus ungood. And they
have a good case: Some of these tardy conversions do have the air of Frenchmen
declaring in late 1945 that they were in the resistance all along.
Upon examination, many of the cynical interpretations do
have weight. For starters, it’s just super inconvenient to denounce sexual
harassment and sexual assault while lugging around that giant iron asterisk
that says, “Except for Bill Clinton.” If the Clintons were not all used-up
politically, I very much doubt that Senator Kirsten Gillibrand would be
lamenting the fact that Bill Clinton hadn’t resigned when he played “The
Traveling Salesman and the Farmer’s Daughter” with an intern.
But as I discuss on the latest Remnant podcast, there’s a downside to all the gloating on the
right. When people change their minds and accept your position, pelting them
with rotten cabbage is not necessarily the best response. As a general
proposition, it’s a good thing when people in the wrong “flip-flop” to the
right position. If my kid starts cleaning up her room without being asked, I’m
not going shout, “Hypocrite!” at her. I understand that the political climate
makes that more difficult, given that there really is more than a little
cynicism at play. But I think it’s worth keeping in mind.
Get Me a Rewrite!
Anyway, my real problem with the new liberal awakening
today isn’t the hypocrisy; it’s the historical revisionism. This morning, I
heard an MSNBC reporter talking about how “we” didn’t really think through the
consequences of Bill Clinton’s actions in the 1990s. Michelle Goldberg (no
relation) spends the bulk of her New York
Times column blaming conservatives for making it hard to believe the truth
about Bill Clinton.
None of this is true. In the 1990s, liberals knew about
Bill Clinton’s cheating ways. Bill and Hillary basically conceded the truth of
it in a 60 Minutes interview in the
wake of the Gennifer Flowers story. Oh, they denied her specific allegation in
Clintonian fashion. Bill was a genius at sounding like he was telling the whole
truth when he was really telling a mincing, legalistic lie. (Bill later
admitted, under oath in 1998, that he had been knocking boots with Flowers).
Regardless, Bill and Hillary spoke in obvious code that their marriage
was . . . flawed. And all of the commentary at the time was, “We get it. That’s
good enough.”
Joe Klein’s Primary
Colors, a thinly veiled novel about Clinton, was a sensation with liberals,
none of whom objected to, or questioned, the premise that the Bill Clinton
character had an affair.
After the Lewinsky scandal broke, very few liberals not
in the employ of the Clintons — or otherwise dependent on, or fearful of, them
— acted as if they didn’t believe the allegation. They celebrated it! There were
exceptions; I remember Cokie Roberts and David Broder being horrified. But
among cultural liberals — writers, Hollywood types (particularly the Weinstein
crowd), etc. — the motivating passion was celebration, not denial. Jack
Nicholson cheered Clinton: “What would be the alternative leadership — should
it be somebody who doesn’t want to f**k?” Nicholson added, “Bill, you’re great.
Keep on!”
Read this
article from the New York Observer
— if you can stomach it — titled, “New York Supergals Love That Naughty Prez.”
They covered all the weighty issues, e.g., is oral sex cheating? And would you
do him? “The consensus, as [Erica] Jong expressed it, was that a Presidential ‘f*ckabout’
was far better than a ‘fascist pig’ like Kenneth Starr.” The “only person who
minds that Bill Clinton’s having sex without being in love,” said Elizabeth
Benedict, “is Ken Starr.” Susan Shellogg, a former dominatrix, offered the only
substantive criticism: “I think the President is reckless for not practicing
safe sex if she has stains on her dress. She was not using a condom. That’s a
big story.”
In an even more embarrassing Rolling Stone symposium, rapper DMX said,
All [Clinton] did was get some
p***y, you know what I’m saying? . . . He’s a dog, man. Men are dogs. The
fronting ones are the ones who don’t act like dogs. Those are the ones you
watch. He’s doing his job. Whether he gets impeached should be determined by
that, not where his (manhood) is at.
Rolling Stone
founder Jann Wenner, a man of famously Caligulan sexual appetites, summed up
the attitude well:
What we have is a Republican
majority in the House, held hostage by hate-drunk zealots and McCarthy-esque
character assassins arguing the proposition that the president’s personal life
must be absolutely flawless, [and] that should he have less than such moral
purity, he has no right as a sworn officer of the Constitution to personal
privacy.
In the same issue, Nicholson called the investigation a
“coup d’état” and compared Bill Clinton to abolitionist zealot John Brown.
It was amidst all of this talk that the idea of Bill
Clinton being “the first black president” was born, because, you see, he was
being persecuted for not following bourgeois morality, or something. Jane
Smiley, writing in The New Yorker,
argued that Bill Clinton was so much more preferable to George H. W. Bush,
because Bush was a warmonger who liked launching missiles more than having sex:
Maybe what Clinton did in the Oval
Office was love, or infatuation, or just sex. At the very least, it was a
desire to make a connection with another person, a habitual desire for which
Clinton is well known, and sometimes ridiculed. But this desire to connect is
something I trust, because it seems to be the one thing that he can’t get rid
of. If we as a nation choose to put ourselves through the national pain of
impeachment rather than the national healing of forgiveness, we will have only
ourselves to blame when the next fellow comes along who would rather launch an
air strike than a pass.
Now, not all of these people excused, say, Juanita
Broaddrick’s utterly plausible claim that Bill Clinton raped her. But one
reason they didn’t was that NBC News kept that allegation secret throughout the
impeachment hearings because they
believed it was true.
Condemning the
Wrong Hypocrisy
I could go on about this for quite a while, but I’ll cut
to the chase and say a word about the hypocrisy. During the latter half of the
1980s and the tail end of the Bush presidency, feminists and their liberal
allies had worked tireless — and sometimes fanatically — to fight sexual
harassment, very broadly defined. They pelted — rightly — Senator Bob Packwood
from the public stage. They derailed Senator John Tower’s nomination to be
secretary of defense on the grounds that he was a “womanizer.” Even entirely
consensual sexual relationships between powerful male superiors and
subordinates were inherently exploitative, they argued. Hence, Clarence
Thomas’s alleged overtures were out-frick’n-rageous
according to liberals.
And then they threw it all away to defend Bill Clinton.
His “affair” with Lewinsky — hardly his only extramarital affair, according to
8 katrillion rumors spread off-camera by liberal journalists — was suddenly
just an attempt to “connect” with another person. Never mind that he couldn’t
remember her name and led on a naïve intern. The Big He was a lovable dog, and
anyone who had a problem with that was the
problem. Ronald Reagan wouldn’t take off his jacket in the Oval Office.
Bill Clinton literally took off his pants in it.
As John Podhoretz notes on the Commentary podcast, Maureen Dowd raked the Clintons over the coals
for their shabby dealings and scandals for years. But when the issue turned to
Bill’s “sex life,” suddenly she mounted the parapets to defend him against the
Comstock Ken Starr.
Why? Well, part of it was simply the corrupting nature of
power. Donald Trump is not the first president to benefit from a
standard-bending cult of personality. In fact, they all have benefitted from this dynamic to one extent or another.
But there’s another factor that hasn’t gotten any
attention these days as far as I can tell. American liberalism in the 1990s was
shot through with a kind of anti-Christian panic. They didn’t put it in those
terms, of course, but it poured out between the lines even when phrased
differently. All of the tedious op-eds about Salem and The Crucible, the snide references to Ken Starr’s faith, the lazy
dot-connecting between the Christian Right and the “persecution” of Bill
Clinton: It was everywhere.
The rising obsession with sexual liberation married to
hatred of “scolds” and judgmental traditionalists simply swamped everything
else. Gloria Steinem set fire to her integrity and minted the “one free grope
rule” in the New York Times. Katie
Roiphe, also in the Times, celebrated
Monica as a go-getter who used her sexuality to her advantage.
Anyone who objected to this garbage was a “sexual
McCarthyite,” as Alan Dershowitz put it in his book Sexual McCarthyism. Indeed, as I noted at the time, the corruption
didn’t just rot the present, it poisoned the past. Suddenly, anti-Communism was
now really about homophobia and not,
you know, opposition to Communism.
So, now we’re in this very weird place. Liberals are
rediscovering an old position and claiming either through denial or ignorance
that it is a new one. Meanwhile, many conservatives are responding to the
left-wing flip with a right-wing flop. In 2011, only 30 percent of white
Evangelicals said that “an elected official who commits an immoral act in their
personal life can still behave ethically and fulfill their duties in their
public and professional life.” In 2016, that number more than doubled to 72
percent. White Evangelicals used to be the religious group that was least
tolerant of immoral acts by public officials. In the wake of Trump, they are
now the demographic most tolerant of
immoral acts in politicians. I’ve spent the last week arguing with people on
Twitter who claim I’m naïve, puritanical, weak, liberal, or dumb for arguing
that, if true, Roy Moore’s behavior is disqualifying.
We are in big trouble when the tribal response of our
enemies picking up our positions causes us to take up theirs.
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