By Ben Domenech
Friday, March 31, 2017
One of the things I endeavor to remind people of
consistently when I am asked to speak to groups around the country is to
consider the possibility that we are led by a pack of idiots. This is not out
of any animus toward our leadership class, but borne out of experience. I have
seen cabinet secretaries who type with two fingers. I have listened as senior
staffers with authority over constructing legislation in a particular
scientific field engage in debate on whether or not the moon landing was a
hoax. I have seen a man charged with revolutionizing incredibly complex
government information technology systems who did not know how to use a thumb
drive. I have seen the bill from a highly paid consultant, an incredibly
expensive bill, for a PowerPoint deck that I had seen him present for another
client with different logos. And, more personally, I have been told at many
varied points in my career by accomplished people why the thing I wished to
build was impossible, why it would be a failure, and why I should instead join
company X, Y, or Z, none of which are relevant or in some cases even exist
today. This is why we should never forget the possibility that underneath the
façade of government and business, which projects authority and success, there
are a host of fools who are just along for the ride and got to where they are
by dint of internal politics, a nice resume, and good timing.
This brings us to the discovery of James Comey’s Twitter
account. Comey mentioned in passing at a public event the other day that he had
to be on Twitter these days, and that he has an Instagram account but only
follows his family and his daughter’s boyfriend. This was a very foolish thing
to say, because it immediately set the internet sleuths going – and thanks to
Instagram’s algorithm, it made it very easy to find Comey’s accounts. He even
named the blasted thing after Reinhold Niebuhr – the subject of his college
thesis. It took a lone Gawker writer four hours to find him.
This brings us to his Twitter account, which bears the
same name and the handle referring to a project he started in Richmond.
There is only one person currently
following the account: Benjamin Wittes of Lawfare. Wittes is no Twitter
neophyte. He is an active user with more than 25,000 followers, and he only
follows 1,178 accounts—meaning he is not a subscriber to the “followback”
philosophy. If he is following a random egg—and is the only account following
it—there is probably a reason. That reason could be the fact that, as Wittes
wrote here, he is a personal friend of James Comey. (We’ve reached out to
Wittes for comment but have yet to hear back.) Project Exile happens to be a
federal program that James Comey helped develop when he was a U.S. attorney
living in Richmond. And then, of course, there are the follows.
ProjectExile7 follows 27 other
accounts, the majority of which are either reporters, news outlets, or official
government and law enforcement accounts. The New York Times’ Adam Goldman and
David Sanger and the Washington Post’s Ellen Nakashima and David Ignatius, all
of whom have been aggressively covering the FBI investigation into Trump’s
contacts with Russian agents, made the list, as did Wittes and former Bush
Administration colleague Jack Goldsmith. Donald Trump is on there, too, but
@projectexile7 seems to have begun following him relatively recently (its first
follow was @nytimes).
There are two outliers: William
& Mary News (where Comey attended undergrad) and our colleagues at The
Onion (everyone deserves to have fun). And of the 39 total tweets the account
has liked thus far, eight refer directly to the FBI or James Comey himself… One
deals with an active FBI investigation… And four refer to the Trump
administration in general…
Of course, none of this is
definitive proof @projectexile7 is FBI Director James Comey, but it would take
a nearly impossible confluence of coincidences for it to be anyone else. Take
what you will from the fact that the director of the FBI appears to have liked
a tweet from the New York Times about Mike Flynn and Jared Kushner meeting a
Russian envoy in December.
What I take away from this is that James Comey, for all
of his stature and plaudits he has received, is an idiot when it comes to use
of social media, and a fool if he didn’t think his comment was going to lead to
him being found out. Let us hope for our sakes that this is an isolated bit of
foolishness. But that seems unlikely.
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