By Jonah Goldberg
Wednesday, April 06, 2016
There was an old Saturday
Night Live fake movie trailer narrated by horror-movie veteran Christopher
Lee. John Belushi played a houseguest who couldn’t take a hint from a couple
who just wanted to go to bed. The husband tells Belushi, “Look, I don’t want to
be rude, but my wife is very tired!”
Belushi responds by picking up the TV
Guide and saying dismissively, “Yeah. . . . Hey, there’s a good movie on
tonight! I think I’ll call up some friends and watch it over here!”
Then came Lee’s creepy voiceover: “It came without
warning! They were just being polite!
They didn’t realize that they’d be stuck with . . . The Thing That Wouldn’t
Leave”!
John Kasich is this election season’s The Thing That
Wouldn’t Leave.
After investing everything in New Hampshire, Kasich came
in second, doing worse than Jon Huntsman had in his race-ending performance in
2012. Kasich’s response? He didn’t just declare victory, he proclaimed,
“Tonight, the light overcame the darkness.”
Since then, Kasich has lost some 30 contests and won one
— in his home state of Ohio. But still, he just won’t go.
It’s not just that Kasich can’t take a hint, it’s that he
appears to be living in a kind of fantasy world, largely defined by three myths
or delusions.
The first is the most endearing. Kasich has the best
résumé of the remaining candidates. Heck, he arguably had the best résumé of
the entire 2016 field, if by “best” you mean the longest and deepest government
experience. He’s not delusional about that.
What he is confused
about is the idea that a lot of people care that he was, say, the chairman of
the House Budget Committee two decades ago. According to legend, a supporter
once shouted at Adlai Stevenson, “Governor Stevenson, all thinking people are
for you!” Stevenson shot back, “That’s not enough. I need a majority!” Even if
Kasich is right that his résumé makes him the best qualified to be president —
a debatable proposition — the simple fact is that after nearly three dozen
contests, relatively few voters agree with him.
Ah, but what about the delegates? If it’s a contested
convention and neither Donald Trump nor Ted Cruz has enough delegates to lock
up the nomination, won’t they turn to Kasich?
Not necessarily. But don’t tell that to the Ohio governor,
who goes from interview to interview insisting that he’d be the natural choice
for the convention. Why would he be? Well, that answer varies.
Kasich’s most frequently stated reason is that delegates
will choose him because he beats Hillary Clinton in the polls. And it’s true
that Kasich does marginally better than Cruz in hypothetical matchups against
Clinton — and a lot better than Trump.
Left unanswered is why the delegates — many of them loyal
to Trump and Cruz — would gamely back The Thing That Wouldn’t Leave. After the
second or third round of voting, delegates are free to cast their ballots for
whomever they want. There’s little evidence that they’d want Kasich, and they’d
be under no obligation to vote for him over, say, Paul Ryan or Marco Rubio —
or, for that matter, Rush Limbaugh or Shaquille O’Neal. Indeed, for many
delegates, it would seem either unfair or downright crazy to skip over bigger
vote-getters and back Kasich just because he won his home state of Ohio.
Of course, what that leaves out is the fact that Kasich
is running as a hopeful, positive, uplifting champion of light over darkness.
That brings us to yet another Kasich delusion, and this one is shared by many
of his backers as well. Call it the myth of Kasich the hugger.
In South Carolina, a college student asked the Ohio
governor for one of his supposedly famous hugs. It wasn’t until later that we
learned the huggee worked for the hugger’s super PAC. More to the point, Kasich
is simply not the touchy-feely guy he’s pretending to be or that he perhaps
thinks he is.
The man is famously irascible, pugnacious, and
sanctimonious. He’s prone to defending his policies, such as his expansion of
Medicaid under Obamacare in Ohio, by insinuating that he cares more about his
eternal soul than his critics. A lot of people talk about how unlikeable Cruz
is. Well, I’ve met both men, and I’d much rather have a beer with Cruz.
Maybe Kasich’s denial stems from the fact that he has
never lost a race and can’t contemplate failing this time. I really have no
idea. All I know is that it’s time for him to go.
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