By Jonah Goldberg
Friday, April 02, 2016
A lot has happened since my last “news”letter, and not
too much of it has been good. I learned that the federal government is pumping
mice full of nicotine and then making them walk on hot plates. (“They never
even asked me any questions,” one mouse said as he was returned to his cell.)
Not far from where I live, the CIA borrowed a local school bus to practice
bomb-detection procedures. The only problem: they left some of the explosive
material in the engine compartment when they returned the bus. Keanu Reeves
movie to follow. Meanwhile, speaking of the CIA, CIA-backed Syrian rebels are
fighting Pentagon-backed Syrian rebels.
As Kevin Williamson noted on Twitter, this is yet more
proof that the government really should be in charge of everything.
My Police State,
My Teacher
And that reminds me: President Obama went to Cuba, where
the government really is in charge of everything.
While there, Obama said:
President Castro, I think, has
pointed out that in his view making sure that everybody is getting a decent
education or health care, has basic security and old age, that those things are
human rights as well. I personally would not disagree with him. But it doesn’t
detract from some of these other concerns. And the goal of the human rights
dialogue is not for the United States to dictate to Cuba how they should govern
themselves, but to make sure that we are having a frank and candid conversation
around this issue. And hopefully that we can learn from each other.
I was opposed to Obama’s overture to Cuba, but not
because I’m against lifting the boycotts. I was against it because Obama’s goal
was to simply lift the embargo, not use the carrot of lifting it as a way to
get something worthwhile. If your goal is to give an adversary your biggest
bargaining chip, odds are you’re not going to drive a very hard bargain. Obama
wanted to check-off an item on his legacy bucket list and get some photo-ops,
not help Cuba or advance American national interests. That’s what he did.
And that brings me to the above quote from Obama. It is,
quite simply, disgusting. America may
well have things to learn from Cuba — about culture, music, literature etc. I
really have no idea what we can learn from Cuba, but I dislike the idea of
saying we have nothing to learn from any culture.
But you know what I dislike even more? The suggestion
that we have anything — anything at all — to learn from the evil authoritarian
political system of the Castros. Obama’s moral equivalence is immoral,
ignorant, and insulting.
The only thing we have to learn from Castroism is what not to do. Castro’s Cuba is like
the guy who says, “Hold my beer while I take that nursing grizzly bear cub from
its mother. She won’t mind. Animals love me.” It’s like the dude who sees a
motorcycle parked outside a Hell’s Angels clubhouse and says, “I’m going to
take a selfie on that cool Harley. The owner won’t mind.” Cuba is the country
that was brought to you buy the makers of Bad Idea Jeans.
“But, but, but . . . free health care! Universal
education!” the useful idiots and bootlicks say.
We could spend all day debunking this nonsense. For
example: Here’s what Cuba’s glorious medical system actually looks
like; a de facto apartheid system where the Communist apparatchiks (mostly
light-skinned) do relatively okay and the (mostly darker-skinned) masses
suffer. But all you really have to do is ask yourself: If Cuba is so awesome,
why are so many Cubans still risking death and prison trying to escape it?
The enduring appeal of Castroism (and Maoism, Stalinism,
and so many other isms) is a perfect example of how Marxism, for all its
theoretical falderal and philosophical jiggery-pokery, is nothing more than a
polysyllabic rationalization for indulging our instinctual desire to have our
lives run by an alpha-ape. All of these systems boil down to letting the
government run everything or almost everything — because that way “we’re all in
it together.” The only problem is, it doesn’t work. But since that’s a big part
of the book I’m supposed to be working on, let’s move on to Donald Trump.
A Unified Fields
Theory
Until Trump changed the subject to punishing women for
having abortions, the Trump obsession of the week was Michelle Fields.
I’m glad that story is largely gone. I don’t think it was
good for Fields or for the forces opposed to Trump. And it distracted from more
important stories, like Trump’s
willingness to nuke Europe.
Without rehashing the whole thing again with reference to
frame-by-frame analysis best left for the Zapruder film, let me just say I
think all of the important and relevant facts are on Fields’s side. There’s
audio of her describing what happened immediately
after the Corey Lewandowski incident. There are the bruises captured on film.
There’s video and there are eye-witness accounts, all of which corroborate the
basic story Fields has been telling.
To listen to Trump’s and Lewandowski’s defenders, this is
all a big lie, the upshot being that Fields invented the whole story in a
deviously clever gambit to trade her job at Breitbart
and her regular gig on Eric Bolling’s show for something so much better.
Indeed, I think her plan went something like this:
Step 1: Ask Donald Trump about affirmative action while
he’s walking out of a press conference.
Step 2: Walk in just such a way as to dupe Corey
Lewandowski into putting his hands on me.
Step 3: Pretend that he grabbed me too hard, convincing
eyewitnesses on scene that something bad happened.
Step 4: Bruise my own arm and take a picture of it.
Step 5: Ask for an apology from the Trump campaign, which
is like asking Trump to create a boulder too heavy for him to lift.
Step 6: Wait for my own news organization to throw me
under the bus, then quit job.
Step 7: Wait for the checks to roll in!
Still, what happened to Fields was not Kristallnacht and
Lewandowski should not, in my opinion, stand trial or be sent to even five
minutes of jail. I think he’s a boorish lout and he behaved stupidly. If
Lewandoswki had common sense or decency, he would have apologized for
overreacting and thrown Fields an interview with Trump to make amends. The
whole thing would have been over without any of us having heard a word about
it.
Second Thoughts on
Trump
But observing common courtesy and civility is not what
Team Trump does. And that’s the real issue here. Donald Trump and his campaign
take great pride in overturning the basic rules of politics and democratic
discourse. For those who want to see “the establishment” — however defined —
torn down, this bull-in-a-china-shop stuff is celebrated. Trump’s fans ascribe
a brilliance to his actions that is wholly underserved. Breaking the rules in
ways large and small is seen as self-justifying in every case.
Or almost every case. This week there have been some
cracks in the façade. Trump’s attacks on Heidi Cruz unsettled even Ann Coulter.
And his abortion remarks are still sending tremors through the granite
foundations of Trump can-do-no-wrong-ism. Joe Scarborough and Breitbart’s John Nolte are talking about
what a bad week he’s having and gravely warning Trump to get his act together.
As Jim Geraghty has been writing, the problem with such
second thoughts is the assumption that something is amiss with Trump or his
campaign. This is Trump. This is his
campaign. The Trump we see before us is the same Trump. It’s a bit like
when Barack Obama said that the Jeremiah Wright he saw denouncing America
wasn’t the man he knew. That was nonsense. Obama knew exactly who Wright was,
having attended his church for 20 years. It was only when Wright’s act moved to
a larger national stage that all of a sudden he became inconvenient to Obama.
The analogy isn’t perfect, of course. But the basic point
is the same. The Donald Trump of the last week is the exact same Donald Trump
many of us saw a year ago or five years ago. He’s always been full of sh*t.
He’s always been a total ignoramus when it comes to public policy, lacking the
simple sense of patriotic duty to do his homework on the issues. He’s always
been a nasty and boorish cad. He’s always pretended to be a conservative while
working on liberal assumptions of what conservatives want to hear.
His “punish the women” comments were of a piece with his
refusal to condemn the Klan on CNN. It’s not that he wants to punish women who
have abortions — I’d bet he’s paid more abortion bills than he will ever sign —
it’s that he thinks that’s what
pro-lifers want to hear. It’s not that he’s a Klansman or that the
pillowcases at Mara Lago come with eyeholes cut out in advance. It’s that Trump
thinks lots of his fans like the Klan and he wants to pander to them. I have
heard first-hand stories from people who’ve worked with Trump about how he
disparages women’s appearance routinely. That’s who he is. If you’re attacking
him because he retweeted a bad picture of Heidi, that’s not you being
principled, it’s you getting cold feet.
Indeed, I am sure that the same opportunism that has
caused so many supposedly principled conservatives to hitch their wagons to
Trump is now causing some of them to question their choices, not because Trump
has changed but because the climate might be changing around them.
By all means, if Trump continues to unravel (a huge if),
please abandon Trump. But don’t think for a moment that the rest of us will
automatically take your word for it when you say this or that statement changed
your mind about the man. He hasn’t changed, your calculations have.
The Gravitational
Pull of Lies
But can I go back to Michelle Fields for a moment? I
think that whole affair was really instructive.
Trump is a master of a kind of passive aggression —
though it can often just seem like plain old aggression. When caught in a lie,
Trump doesn’t merely stick to the lie, he enlarges it. Not only did Lewandowski
do nothing wrong, he saved Trump from an assault! That pen could have been a
bomb! A bomb!!! (Remember when he suggested a protester who charged the stage
was with ISIS?)
By embracing and enlarging the lie, Trump gives his most
ardent fans no escape. They must either fall in line with yet another
comfortable story about how their leader is both supremely right and a victim
of deceit or open themselves up to the possibility that this one instance of
deception and boorishness isn’t unique but utterly representative, which it is.
I think many of us have known people like this.
Inveterate liars and other kinds of sociopaths test the limits of polite
society. They break the implicit bargain that says you can get away with lying
only so long as everyone agrees not to notice. Obvious lies are insults,
because they rest on the assumption that the person being lied to is either too
stupid to recognize the lie or too weak to say anything about it. In this
sense, Trump has been insulting his biggest supporters from day one.
We’ve all had dinner parties or family gatherings ruined
by that oaf who refuses to bend to simple politeness. They force polite people
to either swallow small — or large — insults for the sake of civility. “I
didn’t want to make a huge deal about it because it would have just made things
worse,” is a rationalization we’ve given voice to on the drive home.
Trump is doing this on a massive scale. Like all
demagogues, he’s using his lies as a loyalty test for his followers. He’s
exploiting his popularity and abusing the devotion of his fans to force them
into going along with his fictions, until they are in so deep psychologically,
they have no choice but to carry on. It’s an ancient psychological tactic of
authoritarians, Mafia dons, and the like: Force your followers into sharing the
blame for your misdeeds so that they can’t break ranks. For instance, when
Trump was caught saying something typically ignorant about abortion, he told
Eric Bolling that MSNBC cut out the nuance of what he really said.
“You really ought to hear the whole
thing,” Trump told guest host Eric Bolling. “This is a long convoluted
question. This was a long discussion, and they just cut it out. And, frankly,
it was extremely — it was really convoluted.”
Of course, Trump knows that MSNBC ran the clip in its
entirety, and Bolling probably does, too. But I am sure that if I went on
Twitter and said, “Trump lied about his comments being edited,” within minutes
I’d hear from people saying “No, MSNBC edited him!” or “Of course you RINOs
would believe MSNBC!” I’ll also be interested to see if Bolling says anything
about the fact that Donald Trump blatantly lied to him.
But I won’t hold my breath.
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