By Jim Geraghty
Wednesday, May 19, 2021
Much like the sudden shift on the conventional wisdom
around the lab leak, the conventional wisdom about UFOs — not necessarily space
aliens, but the existence of flying objects that authorities cannot identify —
is shifting rapidly; it’s like you can feel the ground moving beneath your
feet. 60 Minutes did a lengthy and credulous report,
featuring declassified videos of objects that don’t look like any conventional
aircraft, and interviews with former Pentagon officials and retired Navy pilots
who seemed convinced.
No less a figure than former president Barack Obama is weighing
in, indicating that he, as president, was kept in the loop about what U.S.
military pilots were seeing the skies and unable to identify.
Last night on The Late Late Show with James
Corden, Obama declared, “What is true, and I’m actually being serious here,
is that there is footage and records of objects in the skies that we don’t know
exactly what they are.” He continued: “We can’t explain how they move, their
trajectory. They did not have an easily explainable pattern. And so I think
that people still take seriously, trying to investigate and figure out what
that is.”
What’s going on here? There are four main possibilities.
These pilots could be witnessing secret U.S. government or military technology,
secret technology from the private sector, secret technology from an unfriendly
country, or . . . aliens. (Insert “I’m not saying it’s aliens . . . but it’s aliens” meme
here.)
One: Secret U.S. government or military technology. Every
now and then, government officials make comments that suggest our government
has made amazing technological breakthroughs.
Several times during his presidency, Donald Trump
referred to a “super-duper missile.” In May 2020, he said at a press conference about the Space Force, “We’re
building, right now, incredible military equipment at a level that nobody has
ever seen before. We have no choice. We have to do it — with the adversaries we
have out there. We have a — I call it the ‘super-duper missile.’ And I heard
the other night, [it’s] 17 times faster than what they have right now.” Pentagon officials later elaborated that the president was
referring to research and development of hypersonic weapons that can travel 17
times faster than the speed of sound.
For what it’s worth, one of the retired government
officials interviewed in the 60 Minutes report, former deputy
assistant secretary of defense for intelligence Christopher Mellon, said it’s
not one of ours.
Former president Obama could be lying — come on, it’s happened before — and it could be that
the highest levels of the U.S. government do know what these things are, but
doesn’t want to say, as part of an elaborate effort to maintain the secrecy of
a U.S. aerial-combat or surveillance advantage. But if we had technologies so
advanced that our own pilots, who were not read into the program, thought they
were beyond the capacity of human beings . . . well, wouldn’t we be doing a lot
better on a lot of fronts? Does our military and intelligence community act
like they’ve got access to technology that, in the words of one Pentagon
investigator, “can do 6-to-700 g-forces, that can fly at 13,000 miles an hour,
that can evade radar and that can fly through air and water and possibly
space”?
And if you had that technology, would you be flying
around off the coast of Virginia Beach “every day for at least a couple years,”
as one former Navy pilot lieutenant told 60 Minutes?
Wouldn’t you spend more time buzzing the Natanz
nuclear-research site in Iran or something?
Compared to other technological breakthroughs, classified
aviation projects are a lot harder to keep secret, because they need to fly
around. Sure, those testing the crafts can try to keep them in restricted
airspace such as Groom Lake, a.k.a. Area 51, but sooner or later, someone
will see something, either on the ground, in the air, on radar, or in a
satellite image. The same is true for our space-based programs. Even when NASA
has something secret, like the X-37B
Secret unmanned Space Shuttle, sky-watchers know they’re launching it, they
just don’t know what that shuttle’s mission is. And when NASA runs tests of aircraft near cities, it sends out a press
release; it doesn’t want large numbers of people convinced they’ve just
seen alien spacecraft.
And companies that develop these aircraft are often
itching to showcase them to the world, like Northrop Grumman’s B-21 heavy bomber and Lockheed Martin’s new Speed Racer drone.
Then again, sometimes our defense establishment can keep
secrets from the rest of the world. Last September, the U.S. Air Force revealed it had secretly designed, built, and flown at
least one prototype of its Next Generation Air Dominance (NGAD) fighter, years
ahead of schedule. And the concept art, revealed just last month, makes it look a
little like the flattened, dart-like alien fighters from the movie Independence
Day. It’s not hard to imagine someone seeing a test flight of that craft
and thinking it was something alien.
Similarly, in the 1980s, the Defense Advanced Research
Projects Agency and Northrop Grumman developed an odd, boxy craft named “Tacit Blue.”
One problem with this theory is that one of the sightings
discussed in the 60 Minutes report occurred in November 2004, almost
17 years ago. We’ve had aviation breakthroughs in the past 17 years, but
nothing like what the Navy pilots described in that incident — the speed, the
maneuverability, the ability to virtually disappear.
Two: Secret technology from the private sector. SpaceX
and Blue Orchard are doing some amazing things, but what they’ve shown the
world is nothing like what is seen on the Navy jets’ infrared-targeting
cameras. And we’re stuck with the same question as this being a secret
government project: If someone had the ability to do this 17 years ago . . .
what have they been doing with it since? If you developed these kinds of
extraordinary stealth and surveillance abilities, wouldn’t you want to apply it
to some sort of goal other than checking out sunbathers around Virginia Beach?
Three: Secret technology from an unfriendly country. This
is arguably the most ominous potential explanation.
We know China is developing its own stealth fighters, and
it is believed that the FC-31 Gyrfalcon completed a flight test late last year.
But the publicly available images of the Gyrfalcon suggest it looks like . . .
a jet fighter, nothing like the circular or tube-like images seen on 60
Minutes.
Russia’s Okhotnik unmanned combat air vehicle is now being
tested, and drones can definitely look more “alien” because they don’t need to
fit a human pilot inside. They don’t need windows, and they don’t need
wings. If talented tinkerers can create floating versions of the “Baby
Yoda” cradle, Russian or Chinese flight engineers could create a flying
drone that looks like a sphere or Tic-Tac. The question is whether they could
make a vehicle that could move the way these images move.
And while China or Russia may seem aggressive and
confident on the world stage right now, if they really had technology that was
several generations ahead of the U.S. military’s, wouldn’t they be even more
aggressive than they are now? Why rattle the saber on Taiwan or Ukraine when
you’ve got an unbelievably lopsided air-superiority advantage?
And finally . . .
Four: They’re aliens. Weirdly, if these are
alien craft, that almost seems more reassuring than a hostile human foreign
power. These craft certainly don’t seem hostile, or at least immediately
hostile. They certainly don’t seem to be interested in appearing in
a giant craft above our cities, like in V. Maybe they have
something akin to a “Prime Directive,” and believe they should only quietly
observe humanity, and not interfere in our development. Maybe we’ve become a
giant reality show for some alien civilization.
The isolated tribesmen of North Sentinel Island in the
Bay of Bengal have never had serious contact with the outside world because
they attack anyone who comes near them. The Indian government strongly
discourages efforts to contact the tribesmen; attempts to contact them or interact usually are met with a
volley of arrows and spears. The Sentinelese presumably have little to no
sense of life outside of their island, in part because of their uniquely
isolated culture.
Maybe we look like that to an alien culture. Human beings
are messy, divided, sometimes mean. We’re capable of great acts and great
mercy, but also atrocities and cruelty. Collectively, some group of people
somewhere on Earth has been fighting wars over territory, resources, cultural
differences, and faith for the entirety of human existence. Our societies are
getting better — gradually — but human nature hasn’t changed much if it has
changed at all. We exhibit short-term thinking, self-destructive bad habits,
impulsive decision-making, greed, arrogance, stubborn denial of inconvenient
facts, and lie to others and ourselves.
An alien civilization capable of developing the
technology to travel between star systems — and to create stealthy surveillance
craft! — probably worked a lot of these issues out a long time ago. We must
look like unruly toddlers to them. Maybe we are best watched from a safe
distance.
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