By Jonah Goldberg
Saturday, July 30, 2016
Last night’s Democratic convention was a brilliantly
scripted run-on sentence. A stationary parade of speakers built layer upon
layer of emotion, patriotism, and drama heightening the anticipation for a
political climax the likes of which we have not seen since Barack Obama rode a
lightning bolt down from Mount Olympus to deliver his acceptance speech betwixt
the pillars of his temple in Denver. The Republican convention in Gotham,
complete with its Caesarian chords, offered the perfect opening for the
Democrats to build a four-night argument — or at least impression — that the
Democratic party is the more optimistic and patriotic party alternative. As
Erick Erickson and others have noted, Barack Obama’s speech the night before
was more Reaganesque than anything we saw at the Republican convention. The
fact it was so staggeringly hypocritical merely underscored the breadth and
depth of the political opportunity Donald Trump has given the Democrats. Only
in the era of Trump would Democrats dare to try to compete with the Republicans
on the turf of American exceptionalism.
Not every speech over the first three nights was a
homerun — or even a success. But cumulatively they succeeded in building a
narrative arc that begged for a rhetorically pyrotechnic crescendo. The angry
denunciation of Trump by a Muslim father of a fallen American soldier, the
patriotic pride of a Medal of Honor recipient, the stentorian harangue from
Marine General John Allen, the chants of “USA! USA!”: It all built anticipation
for the big reveal at the end of the night. The Joycean run-on-sentence was
primed like a coil to burst the dam of expectation with an exclamation point so
enormous only horribly mixed metaphors can capture it.
Like attendees of a tribal war feast, the crowd waited
for the main course. What glorious dish of red meat lay under the giant brass
dome? A whole roast bull stuffed with an ostrich stuffed with a boar, perhaps?
Finally, the panel opened up and out came the meal: A
gluten-free bran muffin and a warm kale smoothie.
It didn’t seem that way at first. You can’t have that
kind of buildup and not get a little swept away at first. When Hillary Clinton
walked out in that white suit, I thought for a moment that the makers of the
new all-estrogen Ghostbusters had
decided to launch a remake of Fantasy
Island with one of the Golden Girls
in Ricardo Montalban’s role. Here she was to make all of our dreams come true.
Like a dog who mistakenly thinks at first that he’s being
driven to the park, liberal pundits and cheering delegates were initially
psyched. But as it became ever more clear that the adrenaline-soaked run-on
sentence of the preceding two hours wasn’t going to end with an exclamation
point but with a sort of meandering ellipses of a road trip past familiar
concrete landmarks of clichés and exhausting pit stops of liberal boilerplate,
the dogs started to circle in their seats to settle down for the long ride
ahead. Even the big dog himself, Bill Clinton, decided to check out for a while
and count sugar plums dancing in his head (by which I mean a stripper named
Sugar and another one named Plum).
My God, She’s
Running as Hillary Clinton
Considering how much I’ve gotten wrong this year, indulge
me for a moment to say I got this one exactly right. For years now, I’ve been
writing that there is no new Hillary, that she’s the woman who tells you
“there’s no eating in the library,” and that no matter how many times we’re
told she’s been “reinvented” and “reintroduced” the dog food still tastes the
same. It’s Hillary all the way down.
There’s another reason beside the obvious one why the
Democrats are leaning so heavily on the fact that Hillary Clinton is the first
female major-party nominee. I’m not saying that feminists and many normal
Americans aren’t sincere when they celebrate this fact — or that they are wrong
to celebrate it. Just because there’s an important subtext doesn’t mean that
the actual text isn’t important (a fact so obvious, you need to go to an
expensive college to have it taught out of you). But Hillary Clinton needs the
“woman card” precisely because she’s transcended identity politics. People
don’t see Hillary Clinton as the manifestation of a category, they see her as .
. . Hillary Clinton.
Barack Obama was a blank slate for most Americans, so his
status as the first black nominee and president was inextricably part of his
identity. Hillary Clinton is a known quantity. She’s Nixon in a pantsuit. She’s
been a tedious, grating, cynical, corrupt presence in our lives for nearly
three decades.
The Democrats have a similar strategy to O.J. Simpson’s
lawyers. As a celebrity, Simpson was not particularly known as a black man. It
was only when the facts weighed against him in a court of law that the lawyers
had to reinvent his racial identity in order to evoke racial solidarity among
the jury.
Hillary Clinton hasn’t murdered anybody. But they need to
gloss over the undercoat of her personality with a layer of exciting feminism.
Why? Because the jury of voters know her. And you know what? They don’t like
her very much. That this fact raises such ire and discomfort among her
defenders is the ultimate proof of its veracity.
Every day we hear another sycophant, supplicant, or ally
insist that the “real Hillary” is such a wonderful person. “If only you knew
her like I do” they proclaim, at once signaling loyalty to the matriarch and
boasting of their own access. But no one ever thinks these testimonials
through. For we are also told, sometimes in the same breath, that her problem
is that she’s just not a great politician or “performer”; “she’s a workhorse
not a show horse” virtually every flack and lackey proclaims as if they can get
people to stop believing their lying eyes.
Well, think about that.
The key attribute of many great politicians is their
ability to
hide their true selves.
Bill Clinton and FDR were legendarily good politicians and virtually every
biographer backs up that judgment by pointing to their ability to convince any
audience or adversary they spoke to that they were really on their side. (Bill
Clinton is such a consummate performer, he famously made himself cry at Ron
Brown’s funeral —
only
after he saw that he was on camera.) We are supposed to believe that
Hillary Clinton lacks anything like this artifice, and yet she has somehow
managed to hide her true self from the American public for more than a quarter
century? That’s an impressive performance for a non-performer.
I have no doubt that Hillary Clinton can be more charming
in person than she appears on TV. But you’d need earth-moving equipment to set
a bar any lower than that.
We Get Hillary,
She Doesn’t
Hillary Clinton tried to address the problem head on in
her speech last night: “The truth is, through all these years of public
service, the ‘service’ part has always come easier to me than the ‘public’
part. I get it that some people just don’t know what to make of me.”
No, actually they do know what to make of her. It’s
Hillary who doesn’t know what to make of the public. And even I can muster some
sympathy because “getting it” would require understanding something about
herself that no person would want to understand. Who wants to accept that after
a lifetime of public exposure people have concluded they just don’t like you or
trust you?
It must be even more mystifying because she has
surrounded herself with a praetorian entourage of validators and supplicants. I
refer you again to my favorite e-mail from Hillary Clinton’s server (at least
until the Russians comply with Donald Trump’s latest order). Lanny Davis, who
in his Renfieldesque service to the Clintons has spent decades spinelessly
inch-worming through rivers of sh*t like Andy Dufresne in The Shawshank Redemption, wrote her a three-page (!) note begging her to offer a kind word about
him to a reporter:
I consider you to be the best
friend and the best person I have met in my long life. You know that from the
dedication and appreciation of you I have always felt and expressed to you over
four decades.
Clinton’s response to this sphincter-muffled entreaty?
Silence.
If I asked someone I considered the best person and best
friend I’ve ever had for a kidney, I wouldn’t expect them to automatically
agree. But I’m fairly certain the contenders for that honorific would think
about it. But if I asked for a throwaway blurb to a reporter? I have enemies
who would do that.
Clinton has surrounded herself with such people for
decades, no doubt in part as a psychological survival mechanism (one that has
only fueled her paranoia and vindictiveness). But, still, you can understand
why someone who could get Sidney Blumenthal to lick-bath her with his forked
tongue, might be sincerely mystified why the peasantry isn’t as enamored with
her.
The Wages of
Conscience
Last night I tweeted:
Why this convention is better: It's
about loving America. GOP convention was about loving Trump. If you didn't love
Trump, it offered nada.
3:26 AM - 29 JUL 2016
It’s the most retweeted thing I’ve ever tweeted. And I
stand by it 100 percent. By definition a cult of personality candidacy isn’t
going to be as inclusive as a broad, classically liberal philosophy. I am
repulsed by his personality, so I am not fit for the cult.
That tweet also elicited predictably angry responses from
all of the folks you’d expect to be angered by it. But the anger is
instructive. I understand that some people, including many friends and former
fans, are cross with me because they sincerely think that whatever Trump’s
flaws, “we” have to do everything we can to stop Hillary Clinton. I get that,
and I am truly sympathetic (Heck, I play a major role in Dinesh D’Souza’s
full-barreled assault on Clinton and the Democrats).
I’m not going to revisit all of my reasons for why I
reject the idea that I should, out of partisan loyalty, transform myself into a
pliant hack for a party whose nominee not only has contempt for me, but far
more importantly, for most of the things that led me to wear the Republican
label in the first place. As should be clear from this “news”letter so far, I’m
not going to let the GOP make me a liar for Donald Trump and I’m not going to
let my contempt for Donald Trump make me a liar for Hillary Clinton. They are
both awful, and if Hillary Clinton wins my conscience will be clear because the
people responsible for that loss will be the ones who let this thin-skinned and
bullying poltroon hijack the party in the first place.
I’m sure I’m being unfair to many, but I’m convinced I’m
being entirely fair to at least a few when I say that some of the anger aimed
at #NeverTrumpers isn’t purely motivated by rage against those insufficiently
dedicated to stopping Hillary — it’s also derived from a sense of shame on the
part of those willing to sell their souls to this creamsicle colored
kakistocrat. The thinking seems to be, “If I’m willing to sell out to this guy,
who are you not to?” And among the politicians, the calculation seems to be
that if everyone makes a deal with
the devil, no one can be singled out for blame when this ends in tears.
One of the reasons corruption is so hard to eliminate,
particularly in the developing world, is that honesty is seen as a kind of
betrayal. Bribe-takers like bribes, to be sure, but they also hate those who
won’t take them — not just because the refusers threaten their livelihoods, but
because such refusals remind the corrupted that they had a choice.
Every day I hear from people who accuse me of thinking
I’m better than them for not bending the knee. I will, in all honesty, plead
guilty to sounding like that sometimes (though it is not my intent). In
Cleveland, more than a few delegates told me I need to “man up” or put my
“big-boy pants on” and get on board the Trump Train. I hear such hectoring hourly
on Twitter and in e-mail (it’s a strange definition of manhood that requires
abandoning one’s convictions and hopping aboard the bandwagon). When I refuse,
I can on occasion hear the needle-prick-pop of conscience prompting them to
shout louder at me.
Patriotism,
Surrendered
But back to last night. In response to my tweet, scores
of people mocked the idea that the Democrats are more patriotic than the
Republicans. They scorned my naiveté for not seeing that the show last night
was an eminence front, a put on.
It’s all so ridiculous. Of course, I understand that this
was show business. Hillary Clinton represents a century-old American tradition
of thinking there’s nothing wrong with America that being more like Europe
won’t fix. The organizers last night had to whip-up chants of “Hillary!” and
“U-S-A!” and reportedly deploy white-noise machines to drown-out the catcalls
and boos of the sizable chorus of those who’d rather choke than cheer the U.S.
military. This is the party, after all, that booed God at their last convention
and spent the Bush years rending cloth and gnashing teeth over American-flag
lapel pins.
But so what? That is all evidence of the political and
strategic success of the Democratic convention. Donald Trump rejects the
traditional and legitimate understanding of patriotism in favor of nationalism.
These are different things. Patriotism is attachment to the creeds, texts, and
ideas of our Founding. Nationalism is a tribal loyalty to blood or soil or
sect. Donald Trump is no Hitler, but I’m often reminded that Hitler was fond of
noting he was not a patriot but a nationalist. Jay Nordlinger loves to quote
Bill Buckley: “I’m as patriotic as anyone from sea to shining sea, but there’s
not a molecule of nationalism in me.”
I’ve always slightly disagreed with Bill on this. A
nation needs a little nationalism to
bind the people to patriotic principles. As Chesterton tells us, the purely
rational man will not marry and the purely rational soldier will not fight.
Too much nationalism is poisonous, but as Paracelus said,
“Poison is in everything, and no thing is without poison. The dosage makes it
either a poison or a remedy.” Too little nationalism can be as dangerous as too
much, because without nationalism there’s no sinew to hold together the bones
of the republic.
I’m not prepared to declare the lethality of Donald
Trump’s toxic nationalism, but I am fully ready to say that it is dangerously
undiluted by patriotism. Donald Trump has no attachment to the Constitution
beyond a transactional commitment to say that he likes it when asked — all
twelve articles of it. He values will and strength and has contempt for those
safeguards that protect us from “leaders” enamored with will and strength. Must
we hear him mangle the cliché that the Constitution isn’t a suicide pact one
more time?
Donald Trump’s candidacy and convention created a vacuum
the Democrats were only too willing to fill. Americans want to love their
country and to do so they must believe it is lovable. The America Donald Trump
describes is one where we have no right to judge, never mind condemn, murderous
dictators. (In this, he sits in the same saddle as Barack Obama who warned us
not to get on our high horses about a gang of theocratic goons who rape
children and bury mothers alive.)
The transnational progressives running the Democratic
party may not think America as it is lovable, but at least they understand the
necessity of faking it.