By Kevin D. Williamson
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
When a famous politician dies, what generally follows is
not so much a paean to the fallen man but to the enterprise of politics itself,
the highness and seriousness and nobility of it. Somebody will quote Teddy
Roosevelt on the man “in the arena” (Pete Hegseth has a book out on that speech
and its theme), and they’ll dig up some dusty old rival from the opposite party
to talk about what a worthy opponent he was.
This is at odds with the reality of politics. Right now
in Philadelphia, there is under way a Democratic convention in which, in the
words of Vice’s Michael C. Moynihan,
“the arena seems to be filled with suicidal Marxists who work at TGI Friday’s.”
The Democrats deride the GOP as the party of tired, old, out-of-touch white men
living in the past . . . and then introduce Paul Simon for one last warbling
and off-key rendering of “Bridge over Troubled Water.” (They probably could
have gotten John Legend, who began his career in Philadelphia, at half the
price.) Could have been worse, though: Last time around, it was James Taylor.
The more insufferable half of Simon and Garfunkel was
introduced by Al Franken, a comedian turned senator, and by Sarah Silverman, a
comedienne heralded by the Washington
Post as a “powerful political force.” Perhaps she even is. The Democrats
have an unruly insurgency on their hands after the WikiLeaks disclosure of
documentation that the Democratic National Committee, almost certainly in
conspiracy with the Hillary Clinton campaign, violated its purported status as
neutral arbiter of primary elections to attempt to torpedo the Bernie Sanders
campaign in favor of the more easily electable Mrs. Clinton, a centimillionaire
and serviceable figurehead. The most effective way to placate an angry mob of
that sort is to give it a nice big dose of celebrity, hence the triple shot.
Jon Stewart must have been busy, or else someone left a couple of brown
M&Ms in his brandy snifter.
The Republican convention was equally marked by a hunger
for celebrity, though Republicans, with all due respect to our friend Pat
Sajak, generally have slimmer pickings in the celebrity business. The GOP went
full celebrity-worship this time around, forsaking 16 better presidential
contenders to nominate a famous game-show host and tabloid grotesque in Donald
Trump. Meanwhile, one of the little Trumps (Uday or Qusay, I forget which)
already is talking about running for mayor of New York City, which, to be fair,
has done relatively well sending billionaire megalomaniacs to Gracie Mansion.
But it would be a mistake to think of the Democrats’
elevation of Herself as less celebrity-driven than the GOP’s embrace of
Trumpism. Mrs. Clinton is of course a celebrity. She is known to the general
public only because she was married to a famous (and famously horrible) man,
who happened to be the most gifted politician of his generation, who won
permanent, lifelong esteem by making Republicans look like fools for eight
years. You’ll remember that Clinton was so very popular on the Left that Nina
Burleigh, a writer and self-proclaimed feminist, argued that American women
should line up — on their knees — to fellate Bill Clinton in tribute for his
good deeds. Instead, Democrats sent Mrs. Clinton to the Senate and onward to a
subsidiary political career, which turned out to be equally distasteful.
Celebrity is a very strange and powerful thing. The great
science-fiction writer William Gibson has considered it as an independent
cultural and economic phenomenon in his novel Idoru and elsewhere, but we already are beyond the reach even of
speculative fiction. Celebrity touches something deep in the lizard brain. It
probably is an inevitable sensory response to encountering figures that we are
used to seeing as literally larger-than-life (on cinema screens and billboards)
or as omnipresent, like the Holy Spirit and Arby’s. New York City, being
celebrity-ridden and geographically compact, has a fairly well-developed code
of behavior for celebrity encounters (studiously ignoring them), which is
fortified by the New Yorker’s default belief that he is the most important
person in any room. Los Angeles has a similar though distinct code. The nation
at large, however, does not have those tools, and most of us are easily
gobsmacked by celebrity. Devin Friedman’s profile of Rob Gronkowski in the June
issue of GQ contains a hilarious, and
slightly sad, account of an encounter between the football star and an
aggressive fan in a Florida steakhouse. His people run interference, and she
goes away cursing him: “This is what brings Gronk low. He doesn’t understand
it, really. This ownership people feel they have over him.” Presumably, he
understands it a little more clearly when he cashes the checks. There is a
reason jerseys and sports gear emblazoned with certain names command a premium.
Consider the strange hierarchy of status symbols.
Insurance salesmen in Indianapolis believe that they can raise their social
status by being associated with (through ownership) certain consumer goods, for
instance sports cars or expensive wristwatches. The makers of these products,
in turn, believe that they can raise the status of their goods by associating
them with certain celebrities. The connection can be as transparent, shallow,
and tenuous as you like, but that does not mean it isn’t effective: It may very
well be the case that Fernando Alonso and Leonardo DiCaprio have very strong
feelings about Tag Heuer watches, though I doubt very much that Tiger Woods, at
the height of his career, drove a Buick. You can hang out in the makeup aisle
of HEB all day and night, but you probably aren’t going to run into Eva Longoria.
That everybody knows this, and that it
does not matter, is the seeming paradox at the heart of our response to
celebrity.
A few years ago, I was sent to review a Broadway
production of Breakfast at Tiffany’s
starring Emilia Clarke of Game of Thrones
as Holly Golightly. (She looked bereft without her dragons.) The play’s
producers cannily inserted a scene in which Holly appears naked, briefly,
before sinking into a bathtub. Out came a thousand cameras to snap photographic
evidence that the owner had been in a room with an undressed Emilia Clarke. The
play momentarily came to a halt. That seemed to me strange: Emilia Clarke is
the nakedest woman on television. If you want to see her naked, there are six
seasons of Game of Thrones to choose
from. You can see her in various sexual encounters, emerging naked from not one
but two different fires, etc. It wasn’t prurience that caused those
theatergoers to forsake their manners and their senses — what’s an iPhone
snapshot from 200 feet in a world of wall-to-wall pornography? — but celebrity,
the opportunity to say, “We shared this space in the world, and I am elevated
by that experience.”
There are a dozen Democrats who would have been better
choices for the presidency than Mrs. Clinton, and a dozen dozen Republicans who
would have been better than Der Apfelstrudelführer. But none of them carries
the semi-divine investment of celebrity.
The problem with celebrity culture, and with its new
ubiquity in the political sphere, is that it does not throw up very good political
leaders. The skill set required to become a reality-television star is indeed
rare and valuable, but it simply is a different skill set from that required to
deal with, e.g., Muslim fanatics sawing the heads off people in French
churches.
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