By Kevin D. Williamson
Monday,
October 14, 2024
I
have been pretty unsparing, I think, in my criticism of Donald Trump,
his enablers, and his partisans since
the beginning of this ugly, stupid, embarrassing mess.
It’s cost me a fair bit of money, I suppose, and there are a few old friends I
don’t hear from anymore. So be it. But I will admit to being a little bit
disappointed by the low quality of the criticism I get. One of the dumbest
complaints I hear 1,838 times a day goes roughly like this: “You say Trump is a
would-be tyrant, a moron, a monster of moral depravity—which means that you’re
saying that the people who support him, half the country, are idiots and moral
miscreants and fools.”
Yes,
that’s right. That’s exactly what I am saying.
It
doesn’t necessarily follow that I’m saying that, of course—you could
make a pretty good case that Trump supporters are just stuck in a corner and
that they aren’t all morally culpable and entirely willing participants in a
pageant of stupidity and cruelty. But that’s not my case. My case is
that these people should be ashamed of themselves, that a self-respecting
society wouldn’t allow such a specimen as Lindsey Graham to vote,
much less to serve in the Senate. I understand that hurts some feelings out
there in the dank, wooly wilds of the “real America.”
So
what?
There
are two ways of looking at the fact that gigantic stampeding herds of people
buy into stupid and false ideas, believe patently untrue things, do dumb
things, or, in the case at hand, support this particular lunatic and would-be caudillo,
frequently because they are good Christians who think that what we need
in government is this particular griftastical habitual liar and retired
game-show host who spent his pre-presidency years appearing from time to time
in pornographic films, a “very stable” guy who has a son named after the
imaginary friend he invented to lie to the New York Post about his sex
life. “By their fruits shall you know them,” etc.
You
can say: “Well, ‘We the People’ have to be right, because that’s what
democracy is all about, so there must be a little something to this guy,
because the holy demos, or at least about half of it, has offered
him its transformational blessing.”
Or,
two: You can face up to what we all already know, which is that “We the People”
are, in their formal democratic aspect, cretins, and that the only really good
reason for letting them vote on anything important is that the alternative is
war. Democracy can produce good results and it can produce bad results, and the
fact that a particular conclusion or position was come to democratically tells
us nothing about its wisdom, efficacy, or morality.
Democracy
is best understood as a procedure for avoiding violence, and it is invaluable
in that role—there really is no replacement for it. But the notion that the
people we see every day sitting in traffic jams and watching porn on the subway
and trying to return 11-year-old truck tires at Walmart suddenly acquire a
mystical power of sanctification when they enter a voting booth is pure
superstition—and I mean shiny-pebble-worshiping, bone-in-the-nose, “This sounds
like some stuff I read about in The Golden Bough”–level
superstition.
The
greatest argument against populism—the only argument you’ll ever really
need against populism—is: the People. The better you know the People, the less
you trust them. As Tony Kushner has Thaddeus Stevens put it in Lincoln:
“I don’t give a goddamn about the people and what they want! This is the face
of someone who has fought long and hard for the good of the people without
caring much for any of ’em.”
(Stevens
adds: “And I look a lot worse without the wig,” which is not in my case
strictly applicable, though I am open to the possibility that I’d look better
with one.)
There
is a great paradox at the heart of American life: Americans are, in many
capacities, amazing people. Nine-tenths of all the cool stuff in the
modern world—from rock
’n’ roll to personal computers to cinema—was
incubated in a garage or a spare room somewhere in California. Americans write
great novels (not
that John Podhortez, hater of Moby-Dick, appreciates the fact!) and make
great art and start
great businesses. Visit an American community in crisis, and you’ll see
remarkable neighborliness,
cooperation, and good citizenship. Philosophy,
religion,
medicine,
military
affairs, science,
music—Americans excel
in an astonishing number of fields. The American scientist, the American
artist, the American businessman—impressive figures, all.
The
American voter? A howling moonbat. I’d lend Ozzy Osbourne my truck on a
Saturday night before I trusted one of those lunatics with any measure of real
power beyond what is absolutely necessary.
I
have a theory about this, the rough outline of which is this: Americans are
more sensitive to certain incentives than are many of the world’s other
peoples, and our general competitiveness causes us to respond to social and
reputational incentives in areas such as art and science, where economic
incentives may not be particularly strong. But even as our newfound idiotic
tribalism causes us to regard people “on the other side” as our enemies, our
thoroughly sorted social lives ensure that most of us do not spend very much
time actually interacting with people who hold different political views.
Slather on top of that the ethos of the cult of democracy, which holds
that all points of view, no matter how insipid or ignorant, are entitled to a
measure of respect as part of our unwritten constitution. The upshot is that
there is, for most Americans, no real price to pay for having stupid or wicked
political affiliations. As an engineer friend of mine likes to say: “Stupid
should hurt.” In the matter of American politics, stupid doesn’t hurt as much
as it should—the fact that we are rich, domestically secure, and blessed with
an extraordinarily useful constitutional architecture left to us as a legacy by
better men protects us from the worst results of this era’s dumb and malicious
politics.
For
now.
If
you look at a figure such as Donald Trump or Kamala Harris—respectively, a
vicious and vile would-be tyrant and time-serving party hack whose mediocrity
is matched only by her banality—then you might conclude that this country has a
leadership problem. But it doesn’t. This country has a citizenship problem.
Thanks again to the cult of the demos and to our insane overestimation
of the transcendent (as opposed to instrumental) value of democratic procedure,
we have reduced practically the whole of republican citizenship to the mere act
of voting. That’s why so many of my colleagues are always being asked who they
are voting for and pressured to pick one of the major candidates—there’s no
practical value in doing so in the case of, say, Jonah
Goldberg, who resides in the District of Columbia, which is going to go for
Harris by about 103 percent irrespective of any vote Jonah Goldberg might cast.
It’s just a demand to salute the flag and to pay homage to whatever imperial
gods Antiochus IV has installed in the temple. In our crude time, “good
citizen” means “voted the way I wanted him to,” and “bad citizen” means “didn’t
vote the way I wanted him to.”
That
isn’t good enough.
When
Barack Obama lectured American entrepreneurs with the words “You didn’t build
that!” he was making a case for a kind of economic collectivism, typical
progressive pabulum. “Somebody invested in roads and bridges.” Well, yes,
somebody did. Sometimes, somebody in government at some level does his job in
exchange for his taxpayer-funded salary and pension—well, raise my rent! But
when it comes to the republic itself, those words are true: You didn’t build
that. Neither did I. It is something to live up to. And Americans are failing
to live up to it.
Plutarch
relates this story about Cato the Younger and one of his important political
disputes, his fight against Metellus Nepos and Publius Clodius Pulcher, known
as Clodius the Demagogue.
Though many invited him to become a tribune
of the people, he did not think it right to expend the force of a great and powerful
magistracy, any more than that of a strong medicine, on matters that did not
require it. And at the same time, being at leisure from his public duties, he
took books and philosophers with him and set out for Lucania, where he owned
lands affording no mean sojourn. Then, meeting on the road many beasts of
burden with baggage and attendants, and learning that Metellus Nepos was on his
way back to Rome prepared to sue for the tribuneship, he stopped without a
word, and, after waiting a little while, ordered his company to turn back. His
friends were amazed at this, whereupon he said: “Do ye not know that even of
himself Metellus is to be feared by reason of his infatuation? And now that he
comes by the advice of Pompey he will fall upon the state like a thunderbolt
and throw everything into confusion. It is no time, then, for a leisurely
sojourn in the country, but we must overpower the man, or die honourably in a
struggle for our liberties.” Nevertheless, on the advice of his friends, he
went first to his estates and tarried there a short time, and then returned to
the city. It was evening when he arrived, and as soon as day dawned he went
down into the forum to sue for a tribuneship, that he might array himself
against Metellus. For the strength of that office is negative rather than
positive; and if all the tribunes save one should vote for a measure, the power
lies with the one who will not give his consent or permission.
The
power lies with the one who will not give his consent.
Words
About Words
As
my aforementioned friend and colleague Jonah Goldberg has chronicled
at book length, one of the big problems with speaking in clichés is that
you also think in clichés. I’m still not sure which one drives the other:
Whether the mental shortfall produces the shopworn language or if it is the
verbal straightjacket that constrains the thinking. I suppose it can go both
ways as needed.
So,
here’s
Barack Obama, supposedly a great orator, on the Republican presidential
nominee in 2024: “Donald Trump sees power as nothing more than a means to an
end.”
I
get it. I do. He wants to say that Trump is a self-serving intergalactic
douche-rocket who doesn’t have any real concern for the national interest. And
he wouldn’t be wrong to say so if that’s what he said. But: “A means to an end”
is pretty much the definition of “power,” no? Power is a value-neutral capacity
for getting something done. Saying Trump thinks of power as a means to an end
is like saying Trump thinks of an airplane as nothing more than a convenient
way to fly from one place to another. Well, yeah. Because that’s what it is.
The problem isn’t that Trump thinks of power as a means to an end—it is that
Trump’s ends are rotten and that his means are rotten.
English,
Mr. Former Leader: Do you speak it?
Here’s
some advice I used to give to my writing students: Read your sentences out loud
and think about the literal meaning of the words you have written rather
than what it is you intend to say. And then keep revising until the literal
meaning of the words in the sentence is what you intend to say. Ain’t no
mystery to competent communication.
More
Wordiness …
About
Clodius the Demagogue, there is a linguistic legend, probably fanciful. Clodius
was a patrician from the Claudia clan, and some have speculated that he changed
the spelling of his name to Clodius to seem like more of a bubba. That would
fit with the character of Clodius, who had himself adopted by a plebeian family
in order to qualify for the office of tribune of the plebs, a powerful
position. But the “Clodius” spelling seems to have been old and common, and was
used by Cicero (and by Clodius’s sisters) long before his taking up the cause
of the plebs. And, as
professor Jeffrey Tatum notes, the plebs at the time preferred advocates
with more aristocratic ties rather than the more democratic sort,
believing that such associations would be beneficial to their cause.
Claudius
to Clodius—it’s a good story. It just probably isn’t true.
Economics
for English Majors
There
are some things that it’s just damn near impossible to get people to
understand. One is that there is no Social Security “trust fund,” that the
so-called trust fund is really very little more than a figure of speech.
Another is that “I’m pro-choice because I believe a woman has a right to do
what she chooses with her own body” is an example of begging the question. A
third is what “begging the question means.” And a fourth is that businesses and
industries do not
exist to “create jobs,” and that jobs per se are
not necessarily valuable. We could, for example, conscript every person on
Earth into a corps of ditch-diggers and ditch-fillers, pay everybody $1,000,000
a year to dig ditches and fill them, and the result would be mass starvation
and the end of human civilization rather than prosperity—because human action
is the most valuable thing, and we’d be wasting it on non-productive ends.
Everybody would have a paycheck, but there would be nothing to spend it on.
“Job creation” is a mirage—what’s important is value creation. A century
ago, it took scores of people to bring in a large cotton harvest, whereas today
a single farmer operating a high-tech harvester can bring in tons of the stuff
by himself while listening to podcasts in his air-conditioned cab. Hundreds of
thousands of cotton-picking jobs were lost over the years to automation—and
everybody is better off for it.
If
you don’t believe me, go pick some cotton by hand for a few weeks, and then get
back to me.
If
you really envy the life of a 1950s factory worker, know this: That 1950s
standard of living is available to you—cheap. Enjoy that 750-square-foot house
with no air-conditioning and a grocery bill that is 22 percent of your
household income.
Furthermore
…
From
the Wall
Street Journal: “The New Coveted Résumé Line: Flipping Burgers.”
A stint in fast food is a badge of honor for
business leaders who want to be viewed as humble and relatable—and proof that
they worked to get where they are.
Vice President Kamala Harris has talked up her
long-ago job at McDonald’s while campaigning for president, a way to
show she gets the struggles of people on the bottom rung of the economic
ladder. Her opponent, former President Donald Trump, has
claimed without evidence that Harris never worked at McDonald’s.
The company declined to comment on the
dispute. A candidate’s summer job is an unlikely point of contention in a race
for the nation’s highest office, but it proves a point: Among powerful people,
fast-food credibility is worth fighting for.
Well.
If you’d like to hear a grizzled old Burger King veteran (me) discuss the
business with a well-seasoned former McDonald’s guy (Charles C. W. Cooke), give
a listen to our upcoming episode of “How the World Works.”
While
you’re over at the Journal, read Carson Griffith’s very amusing “The
Anti-Status Watch: Why Men in Finance Love Cheap, Cheesy Watches.”
Elsewhere
…
Behold:
The
Five Tribes of Anti-Trumpism.
Like the Snoots to whom they are adjacent,
the prodigal Neocons have, to a significant degree, already switched teams,
returning to their ancestral home: the Democratic Party. One of the fault lines
that runs through the anti-Trump right has to do with how attached one was to
the GOP to begin with. Some of my friends in the neocon universe were deeply
engaged as Republicans per se: advising candidates and officeholders, serving
as speechwriters and party operatives, etc. There is something of the jilted
lover in their current politics: Sure, they’re going steady with the Democrats
now, but their strongest feelings are reserved for their ex.
(And there’s even a fair bit of bitter,
late-night, wine-glass-in-hand social-media stalking on the anti-Trump right.)
Their embrace of the Democrats has the hot
flush of a new romance, but these are intelligent and patriotic men and women.
If they form a durable new right wing of the Democratic Party (strange as those
words are to type!), then the Democrats will be better for it. After November,
the smart Democrats, if there were any, would be doing what they could to keep
the Neocons in the party this time around.
More
in the Wall Street Journal.
Incidentally,
in reference to the first item: After that piece came out, I got an email from
a columnist at the New York Times: “So, who will you vote for?” Missing
the point, people!
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