By Jonah Goldberg
Wednesday, January 10, 2018
‘Fishermen, sharpen your hooks, bring out the cheese
balls and grease your bicycles. Soon there’s going to be trout fishing inside
the Beltway.”
That’s the first time the phrase “inside the Beltway” –
meaning, in this instance, the physical realm within the I-495 ring road that
surrounds Washington, D.C. – appeared in the Washington Post, the official Beltway paper. It showed up in a 1977
story about stocking the Anacostia River with trout.
It wasn’t until 1983 that the term became reliably
figurative, signifying, according to William Safire, “of interest to tea-leaf
readers of Washington goings-on but strictly a yawner to the World Out There.”
Since then, the term has grown more sinister, suggestive
of elitism and even – shudder! – globalism. In a 60 Minutes interview with Charlie Rose (since memory-holed for his
sexual transgressions), then–White House strategist Steve Bannon repeated a
common populist talking point: “Let’s talk about the swamp. The swamp is a
business model. . . . It’s a donor-consultant K Street lobbyist-politician –
seven of the nine . . . wealthiest counties in America ring Washington, D.C.”
That’s a bit misleading. There are far richer enclaves
than the suburbs around D.C. Indeed, the idea that, say, Virginia’s Loudoun
County has more fat cats than, say, Greenwich, Conn., or Silicon Valley is
silly. But that caricature does help advance the claim that D.C. is out of
touch with “real America.”
And there’s some truth to that. But the flip side to D.C.
“elites” – Beltway insiders – being out of touch with real America is that
they’re more in touch with the real Washington. They keep up with the gossip
that pervades their swampy surroundings. Shouldn’t we all be happy that at
least some people know what’s going on?
Meet the Press
host Chuck Todd recently said that he wasn’t surprised by the quotes in Michael
Wolff’s new book, Fire and Fury; he
was surprised they were on the record. The point being that while some of the
actual quotes and anecdotes in Wolff’s book may not be reliable according to a
high journalistic standard (or, in a few instances, any standard), Beltway
denizens have heard similar things in conversations with administration and
Hill staffers and reporters – or seen them with their own eyes – for a very
long time.
Wolff’s account is like a caricature, but caricatures
only work when they exaggerate certain truths.
There’s a rough analogy between Hollywood and D.C. (or,
really, any “elite” institution and D.C.). The behavior of Harvey Weinstein,
Kevin Spacey, et al., was well known among Hollywood bigwigs long before the New York Times spilled the beans. The
change came when everyone else found out and celebrities started acting like
French collaborators, suddenly desperate to claim they had really been members
of the resistance all along.
Similarly, insiders knew what Wolff had to tell before he
told the world. The difference is that in Trump’s D.C., unlike in Weinstein’s
Hollywood, few want to keep the “open secrets” secret. Beltway insiders have
been doing everything they can to reveal the underlying reality, admittedly
sometimes cutting corners and waxing a bit overzealous in the process.
One cause of the zealotry is the Trump administration’s
insistence that the president is a “stable genius” with a savant-like grasp on
policy detail. Worse, the president’s need for flattery and his base’s intense
defensiveness combine to make public sycophancy the only reliable proof of
loyalty. This dynamic encourages Republicans – and some conservative
commentators – to be especially fawning in public yet brutally honest when
speaking off the record.
The public doesn’t hear congressmen, senators, or
talk-show hosts venting their frustrations, but inside the Beltway, the
disconnect between the talking points and the talkers is well known. And,
little by little, the reality of the disconnect makes its way to the broader
public.
After la guerre,
we’ll see how many passengers on the Trump train stick to their talking points
and how many claim to have been members of la
résistance all along, leaking their insider gossip for the sake of the
greater good.
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