By Kevin D.
Williamson
Thursday, October
28, 2021
San Francisco
‘Bro! Bro! Bro! You
want an all-meat sandwich?” The guy with the sandwich is exactly what
you are picturing when you picture a guy who says “Bro! Bro! Bro!” — baseball cap, vape pen, in the company of
two women producing a slightly less civilized cloud of cigarette smoke — and
the object of his benevolence is one of San Francisco’s many addled street
people, who accepts the sandwich and waits patiently as his new best friend,
Lord Chancellor Sammich, magnanimously explains to him the contents, which are
mostly, all within hearing range are assured, beef pastrami. “There might be
some pickles.” Pickles, bro! “Uh,
okay,” says the beneficiary. “Thank you.” The threesome rolls off into the San
Francisco night, in a cloud of complexly blended nicotine vapors. “He always does
that,” one of the women says to the other. “I’m so proud of him.”
The bum opens up the sandwich and peers inside, like he’s
looking for the keys he lost 30 years ago, then throws it on the ground and
trundles off, muttering.
Even in thrall to schizophrenia or demons or addiction or
whatever madness it is that has him sleeping out of doors, this man can get a
sandwich anytime he wants. Beer, too, or wine, and toiletries (though those
don’t seem to be a top priority at this point in his career), the latest issue
of Harper’s, whatever. All he has to do is walk into a store and
take it. When I checked in at my hotel, I got a $50 credit at the hotel shop,
but this guy does not need American Express — he has a $950 credit at every
store in town, because San Francisco has effectively (though not quite
formally) decriminalized theft of that amount or less. And the city has shown
itself unable or unwilling to prosecute a lot of shoplifting amounting to much,
much more than that. What has developed are parallel crime waves: One is good
old San Francisco street-level hippie-dirtbag chaos, and the other is organized
crime, with packs of shoplifters working for ringleaders and bosses who move
the goods through both physical and online distribution networks that turn tens
of millions of dollars in profit. There is more to this scene than what you see
on San Francisco’s lunatic sidewalks.
“F*** your sandwich.”
That, too, is a howl, if not exactly Allen Ginsberg’s
own. My man here clearly does not need your pity or your pastrami.
There are more like him on the surrounding blocks,
old-fashioned San Francisco vagrants with prophetic beards and shopping carts
piled high with such worldly possessions as they possess. Shopping carts are a
real issue in this city. For one thing, people steal them, and, more
distressingly for the city’s besieged retailers, they use them to steal other
merchandise, filling them up with thousands of dollars’ worth of cosmetics or
clothing or packaged goods and rolling them out the door to waiting getaway
cars — or just squeaking off into the night, with nothing to slow them down
except that one inevitable wobbly wheel. The local Safeways have taken to
installing ridiculous long poles onto their shopping carts to keep them from
being pushed out the door. Safeway shoppers wander around like anarchically
disconnected train cars, towering white plastic pantographs reaching for the
pale cyan fluorescent lights above them as they navigate between the frozen
peas and the seasonal boxes of Count Chocula. It would take a heart of stone
not to laugh. Or to howl.
The real howling starts after dark.
But, mostly, the streets of San Francisco are quiet this
evening. On Broadway, a few tourists nose around outside the seedy topless
bars. A few PBS tote bags in hominid form paw through the inventory at the City
Lights Bookstore, and there’s nothing there that they can’t get from Amazon or
Barnes & Noble, but they have come to pay their countercultural respects —
the shop’s founder, poet Lawrence Ferlinghetti, died in February at the age of
101 — and to sing the old songs and maybe pick up some Kerouac or Kesey for the
DWR coffee table back home, Sometimes a Great Notion, maybe,
because Paul Newman was so good in the movie. The shop is full of creaky old
lefties who gave up proletarian politics for pinot grigio years ago, and they
are not here to shoplift — they are here to buy copies of Tao Lin’s Shoplifting
from American Apparel, the fictionalized memoir covering “two years in the
life of a young, hip writer who is trying to both not be a bad person and find
some kind of happiness or something,” as the marketing copy has it. As a young
man, Ferlinghetti was shipped off to an expensive private school in New England
after being arrested for shoplifting, and the security measures in his store
today are gentle but insistent. The signs reading “No Exit” are not advertising the works of Jean-Paul Sartre —
they are directing shoppers to the cash register.
So much for the anti-capitalist vanguard. But San
Francisco has always been about getting paid. The 1960s, the beautiful people,
Flower Power — good money in all that. The gentlemen at City Lights will be
happy to sell you a tourist tchotchke ballcap with “Howl” emblazoned over the bill.
Walking through San Francisco, I kept thinking of the
words “global capital flows.” And “flow” seems just right: There is a sense
that all that big new money just washed over this rickety old city, a rising
tide that lifted a hell of a lot of boats but inundated a few others, before
the waters of big new global money did what all such waters do and began to
recede. There are a lot of Teslas on the streets here, but a lot of U-Hauls,
too, and while the Google/Facebook/Andreessen Horowitz party is still going
strong in much of the rest of the Bay Area, the city of San Francisco is grim,
ravaged by COVID-19 and wretched misgovernance. It is easy to forget that there
is a thoroughly ordinary city here underneath all the madness and quaintness
and money and glamour and grime. Tesla employs fewer people in the Bay Area
than does Sutter Health, and Kaiser Permanente employs three times as many
locals as Facebook. Sure, there’s a pretentious vegan cafĂ© in the airport, but
this is a city that needs CVS, Walgreens, and Target.
And those stores are under siege, falling one by one,
closing up shop.
The ORCs are here.
* * *
First it was the razor blades and the cologne. Those
were the first things in the all-night pharmacies and convenience stores to go
behind locked cabinet doors. But at this CVS in San Francisco’s financial
district, it’s damned near everything: booze, of course, though not all the
booze, pistachios, mixed nuts, dental floss, toothpaste, lotion, deodorant,
hair-care products, pain medicine, multivitamins — mostly not things that the
vagrant and semi-vagrant members of the sandwich-philanthropy-receiving
population are looking to scoop up for their own use, though a few hours before
I got there one free spirit did apparently walk out with a bottle of white
wine, the weather being fine and life being one long picnic.
If you want to buy some toothpaste or a Slim Jim, you have
to press a little call button, like you are summoning the attendant on an
airplane — and, of course, you’ll have about as much luck. A clerk earning
minimum wage can wait out almost any shopper. It depends on whether you want
that Benadryl bad enough.
Some of the stats say property crime is actually down in
San Francisco, but that is probably a reporting issue, because some store
managers have stopped bothering to waste their time filing police complaints.
There’s a uniformed security guard here at CVS, but these guards are not
allowed to touch thieves, so all they can do is try to reason with them —
which, you know, best of luck with that. If they do call the police, the police
will take half an hour or more to show up, if they show up at all, which they often
don’t. One store clerk says that thieves will sometimes boost a few beers, walk
out the door, and stand right there and drink them in front of the store,
fearlessly enjoying their afternoon cocktails alfresco. Locals trade videos of
thieves filling up their backpacks as security guards speak sternly to them:
“I’m calling the police!”
“Okay, whatever.”
It’s the old asymmetry at work: Enforcing the law on the
law-abiding is relatively easy, but enforcing the law on outlaws is hard work.
My taxi driver says he thinks it’s stupid that he and his riders are required
to be masked at all times even though they are separated by a plastic
partition, but he says drivers have been fined and had their licenses
threatened for carrying passengers without masks. It’s an easy offense to
prosecute, and masking here in this most progressive city is a powerful
symbolic and ritualistic issue, a declaration: “We
are not red-staters!” even if Elon Musk now is, along with many other
Golden State refugees. Arresting shoplifters at Walgreens is a different kind
of symbolic issue, and the Powers That Be in San Francisco just won’t do it.
During the bloody and fiery summer of 2020, progressives around the country —
including some Democratic prosecutors and police leaders — refused to protect
retailers from looters and arsonists on the theory that thievery and
destruction were moral reparations for racial injustice. As BLM Chicago
organizer Ariel Atkins put it: “I don’t care if somebody decides to loot a
Gucci or a Macy’s or a Nike store because that makes sure that person eats.
That makes sure that person has clothes. That is reparations. Anything they
want to take, take it, because these businesses have insurance.” That was not
an uncommon sentiment: “Our futures have been looted,” read one placard. “Loot back!”
(And for only $15, you can still buy a poster depicting
an overturned police car and a Molotov cocktail with the caption “Lives Over Property” — Visa, Mastercard,
American Express, and PayPal all accepted.)
San Francisco has a civic culture that is as
schizophrenic as any of its street people: The city is a playground for the
private-jet-setters enjoying their Google money and their Facebook money and
their Apple money, but CVS and Walgreens — where Uber drivers stop in to buy
Red Bull and aspirin — are embassies of Wicked Naughty Capitalism.
The thing is, we are talking about real money —
organized-crime money — not chump change from a little freelance pilferage.
Operation Proof of Purchase, a multiagency law-enforcement effort organized by
CVS, turned up more than $8 million in stolen goods from a single location —
there was $1.6 million in stolen razor blades alone. And that $8 million worth
of goods was only a tiny fraction of the tens of millions in goods believed to
have been boosted by a single Bay Area ORC — that’s “organized retail crime”
operation. When police served a warrant at the Concord, Calif., home of
suspected ORC ringleader Danny Drago and his wife, Michelle Fowler, they found
high-speed bill counters and $85,000 in cash. Bundles of $100 bills were found
at the home of an associate. Millions of dollars of goods stolen from Bay Area
retailers were recovered from a number of storage and processing facilities —
goods that were bound for resale on eBay and Amazon, headed back into the
retail market via corrupt distributors, or destined for overseas markets. The
scale of the criminal operation is vast, and so is the scale of the
law-enforcement response: Operation Proof of Purchase involved the efforts of
more than 100 law-enforcement personnel spread from the California Highway
Patrol to the San Mateo County Sheriff’s Office, along with the sprawling and
presumably expensive private-sector effort led by CVS.
CVS declined to comment on this story. In fact, there was
a lot of declining, also including that of the National Retail Federation,
which did not accept an interview request. Naturally, businesses are hesitant
to talk about ongoing investigations and litigation (retailers are seeking $50
million in damages from the alleged ringleaders after Operation Proof of
Purchase).
There also has been political pushback in San Francisco,
where the local political bosses have been embarrassed by reports of store
closures and reduced hours — Target closes at 6:00 p.m. these days —
inconveniencing shoppers and causing some retail workers to see their hours cut
or their jobs eliminated entirely. There have been plenty of dumb and dishonest
denunciations of “corporate greed” as retailers work to slow down the rate of
pillage.
Then there’s the spookiness factor. CVS executives have
talked about the role of “intelligence” in these wide-ranging investigations,
but they have been less eager to say what that means — e.g., the widespread use
of facial-recognition technology. For years, the dogma among anti-shoplifting
professionals was that organized crime played only a minor role in retail
theft. But that dogma has been challenged by research undertaken by
biometric-data firms such as FaceFirst, which found that the majority of
shoplifters (at least 60 percent) entered two separate locations of the same
chain and a fifth of them entered three or more. Investigators have traced
merchandise from those stores with repeat boosters through the black-market
distribution chain, showing that these items are being stolen for resale rather
than for personal consumption. “Unfortunately for retailers, shoplifters are
incredibly loyal to their favorite brands,” FaceFirst CEO Peter Trepp
told Loss Prevention Media. “Until now, it’s been nearly impossible
to prove beyond anecdotal evidence how pervasive and strategic recidivism is.”
That data came from a survey covering December 2017 to May 2018. Nobody thinks
shoplifting has become anything other than more prevalent and more organized
since then.
Facial recognition is not only being used to study old
security footage — it is now being deployed for real-time analysis of customers
entering stores. The idea is to spot thieves as soon as they come in, and,
especially, to flag the violent ones. “Face recognition makes it possible to
stop crimes before they start,” Trepp added in the LPM interview.
This raises some pretty obvious red flags for privacy, something that might not
be entirely welcome for people wandering into CVS at 1:00 a.m. to buy
condoms and Monster energy drinks.
Facial-recognition systems and other biometric
technologies are controversial. During the George Floyd riots, it was learned
that law enforcement was conducting facial-recognition surveillance. After
receiving bitter criticism, Amazon, Microsoft, and IBM stopped selling
facial-recognition software to law-enforcement agencies, with Amazon and
Microsoft promising to extend the moratorium until Congress enacts
comprehensive regulation, which Congress has so far declined to do, while IBM
quit the business entirely. (The European Data Privacy Board has called for “a
general ban on any use of AI for automated recognition of human features in
publicly accessible spaces, such as recognition of faces, gait, fingerprints,
DNA, voice, keystrokes and other biometric or behavioural signals,” according
to an agency statement.) All around San Francisco, modest shops and restaurants
have signs reading “Smile! You’re on
Camera!” But there is a world of difference between detectives reviewing
security footage and an AI-managed biometric surveillance network that
essentially runs a spot background check on everybody who enters a shop.
For the moment, COVID-19 has given professional
shoplifters something very valuable: a mandate to wear masks in public. For
years, California maintained a prohibition on public mask-wearing, but that law
was overturned after a challenge from Iranian expatriates in California who
wished to cover their faces while protesting the abuses of the ayatollahs’
regime. (The University of California at Berkeley has a policy prohibiting the
wearing of masks by people for the purpose of “intimidation” — unless the
masked parties are affiliated with the university.) Now, California maintains
only a generally unenforced prohibition on wearing a mask while committing a
crime. For comparison, New York State maintains a prohibition on “being masked
or in any manner disguised” in public and has sometimes arrested people on
those grounds, in some cases at the Occupy Wall Street protests. But the AIs have
learned to read signs other than faces — “gait analysis” is another tool in the
surveillance toolbox.
Criminals will find it difficult to hide. But in San
Francisco, the victims are more interested in protecting their identities than
are the criminals, who often are brazen, with no apparent concern for having
their faces recorded. Store owners, on the other hand, are terrified, because
these often are violent crimes as well as property crimes. An elderly woman
operating a small shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown was exasperated by a thief
who brazenly stole cellphone accessories and then returned a few hours later to
“return” them for cash. She chased him off but a few hours after that he
returned again to steal some more. That time, a shopper stopped him. A few
hours later, the thief returned once more, but not to steal — he pepper-sprayed
the shopkeeper as a warning not to interfere with him again. Others interfering
with shoplifters have been beaten, stabbed, and shot. Unless storekeepers are
actually murdered, city officials have almost no discernible interest in these
cases. There have been few convictions or even prosecutions resulting from
them.
So, there’s your super-appealing choice: sci-fi corporate
surveillance state or Mogadishu in the Tenderloin.
* * *
You can’t tell this story without mentioning Chesa
Boudin, San Francisco’s left-wing-nutter district attorney.
Boudin is the son of terrorists: Both parents were
convicted of murder after a Weather Underground armored-car stickup in which
two police officers and one security guard lost their lives. Those terrorists
being in prison, he was raised by different terrorists, Bill Ayers and
Bernardine Dohrn, also veterans of the Weather Underground. Boudin is also a
Rhodes scholar and a graduate of Yale’s law school.
Boudin is not personally responsible for California’s
redefining theft of $950 or less as a misdemeanor — that was a ballot
proposition — but he is responsible for making it the publicly stated policy of
his office to ignore the everyday crimes that affect ordinary people in San
Francisco. “We will not prosecute cases involving quality-of-life crimes,” he
promised in a campaign speech. “Crimes such as public camping, offering or
soliciting sex, public urination, blocking a sidewalk, etc., should not and
will not be prosecuted.”
Some 50 lawyers have left his office since he took over
in 2020. One of the most recent departures, left-leaning prosecutor Brooke
Jenkins, confesses that Boudin is too much even for a dyed-in-the-wool San
Francisco progressive such as she. “Chesa has a radical approach,” she told a
local television reporter, an approach “that involves not charging crime in the
first place and simply releasing individuals with no rehabilitation and putting
them in positions where they are simply more likely to re-offend.”
But this isn’t really Chesa Boudin’s story. He’s one in a
long line of overindulged, miseducated Ivy League white guys working out
whatever weird guilt and
sins-of-the-fathers-and-mothers-and-foster-fathers-and-foster-mothers-while-we’re-at-it
stuff he has on his conscience. He is a fool, but an ordinary fool.
The real villains of the story are — “Bro! Bro! Bro!” — Lord Chancellor
Sammich and a million others like him, those enlightened and worldly souls who
tolerate, accept as normal, and thereby contribute to the environment of
disorder, vagrancy, violence, and low-level menace that marks American urban
life, dramatically in San Francisco but in a similar way everywhere from
Philadelphia to Austin to Portland. These are the people who voted to
effectively legalize looting the local Walgreens. These are the people who
elected Chesa Boudin. These are the people who feed the bears and then act
surprised that there are bears everywhere. The thing is, there is no second law
of thermodynamics for societies. Where there is entropy, someone will
impose order: mafias, cartels, gangs — or, in the case of the San Francisco
retail ecosystem, ORCs.
Hey, Bro! Bro!
Bro! We’re trying to save a civilization here, bro. F*** your
sandwich.