By Jonah Goldberg
Saturday, September 03, 2016
By dint of reading this, you might be a member of the
“Jonah Goldberg Class.”
In his latest tirade — or, I should say, in one of his
latest (there have been so many) — Sean Hannity tears into the “Jonah Goldberg
class” as if it were, you know, like a thing. And, frankly, I wish it were. I’d
like to think it’d be somewhere between United Airlines’s Global Services and
Gold Medallion. In my ideal Jonah
Goldberg class, not only do you always get more legroom, but the flight crew
will also always work on the assumption that those flying JGC are either
nursing a hangover or are committed to putting in the hard and necessary work
for the next one.
Of course, in reality, Jonah Goldberg Class is sort of
like Economy-Plus on Uzbek Air. It’s nice as far as it goes. The free-range
chickens are kept out of the JGC section of the plane and the stewardesses
always make sure to pluck the small hairs from the mixed-nut bowls and smell
the meat before serving it to you, just in case.
Anyway, so where was I? Oh right. As part of his new
mission to “name names” Hannity is calling me out like Omar calling out Marlo
in The Wire. He’s also calling out
Glenn Beck, Ted Cruz, and a bunch of other people, too. But as far as I can
tell, I’m the only one who’s literally in a class all by himself. Which is
nice.
The fury Sean brings to this shtick is really quite . . . adorable. It’s like a puppy barking to
protect its master from a parked car or a small child vowing to vanquish all of
his enemies with his plastic sword. As he ratchets up the rhetoric in order to
establish his “stabbed in the back” excuse for after the election, there’s an
almost “Come on! I’m really serious you guys!” feel to the whole thing.
On Naming Names
But I will give Sean some credit. He is naming names.
Most of the legitimate critics of the Jonah Goldberg Class studiously avoid
doing anything of the sort. Here, for example, is my
old friend Seth Leibsohn, writing what it is obviously a response to my
criticisms of his longtime boss, Bill Bennett, without mentioning my name even
once. And here is the reliably perspicacious Ace of Spades swatting at what he
calls the “#NeverTrump Pundit
Class.” (What is with all of this class consciousness on the right these
days?) And then, there are all of the interesting Facebook and Twitter
conversations that some of my friends seem to think I won’t see or hear about
because I’m not pinged in their sub rosa
subtweets.
To the extent this is an attempt to avoid lasting damage
to personal relationships, I get it. Lord knows, I get it. I hate fighting like
this with friends or people I like and respect.
But there’s a downside to not naming names: It allows
people of good will to talk past each other and paint with too broad a brush,
and it allows people of less than good will to crank out strawmen by the dozen.
Can Trump Create
an Argument Too Heavy for His Supporters to Lift?
For example, when Bill Bennett questioned the patriotism
of NeverTrumpers and accused them of moral superiority, I have it on good
authority he didn’t have me personally in mind. But how was I — or the viewer —
to know that? Moreover, even if he didn’t have me in mind, it was still
inadvisable and wrong for him to say it.
Which brings me to Seth’s piece. It is, as the social
scientists say, not very good — unless you already agree with it in advance.
Which is to say that it tracks closely with the Sean Hannity school of
persuasion in reselling the same stuff to customers who already bought it.
Though Seth’s argument is certainly more high-minded.
I won’t get too deep into it, but I have to take issue
with two parts. First, I think it’s interesting that he seems to be complaining
that conservatives have been wanting to hear more about American exceptionalism
for the last decade, and yet aren’t applauding Donald Trump who “centered his
whole campaign around it.”
It would be overly generous to even describe this claim
as merely wrong. It is absurd to the bone. First, Trump has not centered his
campaign around anything of the sort; rather, he’s stated clearly and
unequivocally that he doesn’t like the phrase “American exceptionalism.” But
that’s not even the important part. You see, Trump doesn’t understand American exceptionalism. Indeed, because
he’s a liberal, he doesn’t understand it for the same reasons other liberals
don’t understand it — it sounds “rude” to him.
But his incomprehension is even more obvious than that.
Every time you hear him talk about the Constitution, it’s like he’s trying to
remember his high-school French.
More importantly, not only does he not understand it
instinctually he doesn’t represent it symbolically. Shouting “America First” a
lot might indeed sound like American exceptionalism, to normal people who don’t
live and breathe politics and political philosophy. But until Trump came along,
Bill Bennett, Seth Leibsohn, and the gang at the new American Greatness website would be among the first and most
articulate voices to object to any such conflation. People like the late Peter
Schramm would be the ones I would look for to explain that in any Venn diagram
depicting Trump’s shallow “America First” nationalism and American
exceptionalism the two circles would barely touch never mind meaningfully
overlap.
The Myth of the
Proletarian Billionaire
And this is my real problem with some of my Straussian
friends. They are trying so hard to conjure this useful myth that, while Trump
is no intellectual, he manifests some kind of authentic folk American spirit.
“Trumpism but not Trump” is the rationalization of the day. But Trump doesn’t
represent that American spirit, and just because he’s convinced millions of
decent and patriotic Americans that he does, doesn’t make it any more true.
Trump’s lodestars are not liberty and freedom — he
virtually never uses the terms, and shows little interest in discovering how he
should. He values “winning” and “strength” and innumerate and illiterate
beggar-thy-neighbor economics. The Constitution might as well be an obscure
zoning code as far as he’s concerned. Simply put, he is a glandular, generally
friendless (by his own admission), zero-sum conniver who has made it clear that
he sees nothing wrong with breaking promises — in business, in matrimony, and
in politics — so long as he’s dubbed a “winner” by a narcissistic standard of
his own choosing.
Nor is he the enemy of political correctness they make
him out to be. Trump is perfectly happy to invoke and deploy PC arguments and
standards against his opponents, he just wants to be immune from their sting
himself.
Some of my friends seem like monks so desperate to spot
the next Straussian Dalai Lama they’re willing to see signs that aren’t
remotely there. I’ve known and admired Ken Masugi for 20 years, but I would be
stunned to learn he didn’t herniate himself if he tried to make the case that
there’s anything Lincolnian about Donald Trump much beyond their shared
bipedalism. And yet here
he is trying to lift an un-liftable argument.
Which brings me to my second beef with Seth’s
Stakhanovite effort to spin Bill’s comments. In a clear reference to my
criticism two weeks ago, he writes: “Others expressed different kinds of shock
— listing titles and quotes from Bennett’s many books, as if doing so amounted
to an argument.”
People of a Straussian bent are supposed to be able to
find arguments in “significant silences” so it should not induce too much
strain to find the argument when it’s being shoved in your face. My point in
listing Bill’s book titles was pretty obvious to lots of people. As I said,
Bill has spent much of his career educating people (his detractors would say
lecturing or wagging his finger) to lift their sights to higher moral and
patriotic principles and standards. So when he resorts to ridiculing friends
and comrades-in-arms for doing exactly that, it’s not only strategically
inadvisable, it seems hypocritical. If Seth can’t see that, I’m shocked. If he
can, he should address that argument
rather than waste his time bravely eviscerating straw men.
On Obligations
And that brings me back to Ace. I think he’s a brilliant,
often fearless, blogger and thinker who is better at sniffing out bullsh*t than
a truffle hog is at locating ectomycorrhizal fungi. And I will grant him that
he has sniffed out a solid debating point. Writing about how the tightening
polls are a problem for the “NeverTrump Pundit class,” Ace argues:
Oddly enough, none of these people
claim to have zero influence on the conservative population except when they agitate against Trump.
I’ve asked several people to provide past resumes and book proposals to
demonstrate they have previously
claimed to have absolutely no readership or influence over other conservatives;
none of them have come forward with such book proposals stating, “I vow to you
that I have barely any readers at all and that my book, should you publish it,
will make nary the faintest ripple in the national debate.”
It’s only now, during 2016
(specifically from May of 2016 to November 2016), that this obviously
highly-self-regarding group of Thought Leaders is making this claim of having
no importance and no following.
I imagine these claims will
evaporate ’round the second week of November.
Then they’ll all be back in Highly
Influential Thought Leaders of the Conservative Movement mode again.
But I also think he is missing the context. I will
confess that I have made the argument he scorns. I have done so in response to
people like Sean Hannity claiming that if Trump loses I (and others like me)
will be to blame for his defeat. I’ve also been responding to detractors who
simultaneously insist that me and my ilk don’t matter anymore and that it will be our fault if Trump
loses. Well, which is it? Either we matter or we don’t. Indeed, it’s part of
what makes Hannity’s attacks so funny. He has millions of listeners and
viewers, but he can’t deliver the election for his dearest leader. Yet somehow
I can?
This points to one of the hard and humbling lessons of
this election: Many of the so-called gatekeepers of conservatism have been
utterly inadequate to the task of protecting that which we love, because while
we’ve been guarding the gate, the Trumpians have smashed down the walls on
either side of it. And in response, many have left their post to join the mob,
in the spirit of “There go the people. I must follow them, for I am their
leader!”
The key to Ace’s mistake, in my eyes, is when he writes:
Some of us, in short, seem to be
attempting to win an election, whereas others are still fixated on winning a
fight they had on Twitter.
If Trump’s as awful a candidate as
you maintain he is (and he might very well be!), then he hardly needs your help
in losing.
And if you decide to add your help
to that — then at least own up to it. Like a man.
First, I find the constant resort to what I’ll call argumentum ad masculinum tedious. Every
day, I hear people telling me that I need to “man up” and support Trump as if
this is some kind of dick-measuring exercise. I am confident enough in my
manhood, such as it is, that it doesn’t hinge upon whom I support for the chief
executive of one of the three branches of federal government. Earlier in the
post, Ace writes:
It’s cowardice, pure and simple. If
you consider Trump so terrible that you feel obligated to support Hillary, then
at least have the guts to say that,
instead of putting on this childishly dishonest and evasive act of claiming
that words people care enough about to pay
you cash money for suddenly have no impact on anyone, anywhere, ever.
But that’s the thing, I
don’t feel obligated to support Hillary. Many people I respect do, like Jim
Glassman. But I don’t. Ace’s insistence that I admit to something I do not
believe isn’t dishonorable. Rather, it is the product of a conflict of visions,
as Matt
Corbett illustrates over at Ricochet.
Ace is locked into this binary argument that one must be for one candidate if
one is against the other. I don’t buy the binary argument. If during the
Iran-Iraq War, I criticized Iraq, there is no objective reason why that should
require the conclusion that I supported Iran. Again, in 1960, National
Review refused to endorse Kennedy or Nixon because neither measured up.
Think of it this way: What if the race this year was
between Jill Stein and Bernie Sanders, or to better illustrate the point,
between Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger. Am I really obligated to figure out
which is the lesser of two evils, or am I actually obligated to say they’re
both evil? Would Ace argue that it’s outrageous and cowardly for me to
criticize them both, just because he’s concluded that Lecter is preferable to
Krueger? “C’mon some of us are trying to win an election here! Stop bashing Dr.
Lecter. Sure he eats people, but he’s so much better than Krueger. Just look at
the Krueger Foundation!”
I go back and forth over the question of whether Hillary
or Trump would be worse for America — and/or conservatism — or whom I would
vote for if this binary question came down to my vote. But it doesn’t. So, I
fall back to the safe harbor of saying what I believe about both of them and
the issues at play, for the simple reason that this seems like the right thing
to do and because I want to be consistent about what I believe in — no matter
who is president.
How Many Division
Has the Jonah Goldberg Class?
Maybe it’s true that I could swing some votes Trump’s way
if I suddenly changed my mind — or simply lied about doing so — and endorsed
him. I think the more likely result would be that I would lose whatever respect
people have for me (never mind the toll it would take on my own self-respect).
I’ll say it again: One of the worst revelations of this whole sordid season has
been the discovery that a great many people expected me to live down to their
expectations.
But even if Ace is right and I can deliver much-needed
conservative votes, it doesn’t change the fact that, as an analytical matter,
Trump’s deficiencies aren’t with NeverTrumpers, they’re with millions of
voters, the vast majority of whom have no idea who I am. Even if I could bring
over the entire Jonah Goldberg Class, Trump would still be underwater with
independent and moderate Republican women, minorities, etc. — because Donald Trump is a very bad candidate,
which is why I think the people most responsible for a Republican loss in
November are those who couldn’t or wouldn’t see that.
The Airing of
Grievances
Ace sees NeverTrumpers as making some kind of cowardly
commercial calculation in their arguments. He’s hardly alone in that belief. No
doubt there’s some of that somewhere. But all I can tell you is that’s not how
it seems from where I am sitting. No business manager or brand consultant would
advise me to take the course I’ve taken. (I can just hear the late great Gene
Wilder playing the Leo Bloom to my Max Bialystock: “You’ve got to alienate huge
swaths of your book-buying fans and get yourself nearly banished from TV! We’ll
make millions!”).
Still, I get why Ace has such contempt for NeverTrumpers.
Since I am in a sharing mood, I will tell you who I have contempt for and it’s
not Ace or the gang at American Greatness
or even Sean Hannity. It’s the class of pro-Trump pundits and politicians who,
the moment the cameras blink off, turn to me or my friends and say how awful
Trump is. A related group are the political reporters who go on TV and skew
their analysis so as to ensure that they don’t burn their sources in the Trump
campaign, at least not until they write their post-election post-mortems.
Another group are the commentators and opportunists who see Trump’s candidacy
as a useful way to establish themselves as cable-news “celebrities” or boost
their ratings. (I spelled this out in more detail in a G-File a few months
back.) Perhaps the day will come when those names will be named.
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