Monday, September 19, 2016

Breaking: Meaningless, Random, Universe Not To Blame



By Jonah Goldberg
Monday, September 19, 2016

As I’ve said many times — even if I haven’t always lived up to it — one shouldn’t feel compelled to win the race to be wrong first. Fast-breaking events often go in directions the pundits and the public don’t expect when watching in real time. The silly kerfuffle over the weekend where people attacked Trump for saying “bomb” but ignored Clinton saying “bombing” or some such was ridiculous. That’s not to say presidential candidates — never mind presidents — should get out over their skis during an emergency. But that whole thing seemed overblown.

At the same time, presidents and politicians can be too rhetorically cautious. Waiting days, months or years (as in the Fort Hood shooting), to declare bloodshed a terrorist attack smacks of a deeper ideological agenda.

Which brings me to Mayor Bill de Blasio’s reaction to the bombing over the weekend in New York. While Governor Cuomo made it clear he thought this was an “act of terrorism” the furthest Bill de Blasio was willing to go (at least for a while) was to call it ”an intentional act.”

I love this. It made me think of Bender in The Breakfast Club explaining that “screws fall out all the time, the world’s an imperfect place.” But, no this wasn’t merely an example of the universe tending toward entropy and decay. This, like the turtle on the fence post, was a result of human action.

On the merits, one could write an opening paragraph of a report about de Blasio’s response thus: “Mayor Bill de Blasio has forthrightly ruled out that the explosion in Chelsea was the result of random forces driving the dust in the restless cosmos to converge in an unforeseen and unfortunate way so as to cause an explosion. Human will, that great folly, was behind this.”

I know I’m taking this way too far. But then again, we’ve spent the last eight years hearing Democratic officials and experts telling us that we should call terror attacks “man-caused disasters” and whatnot. This kind of euphemizing is kind of fascinating when you think about it. First of all, the word terrorism itself is a euphemism, devoid of much political context. After all we are not at war with a tactic, but an ideology. But “intentional act” is scrubbed even of terrorism’s negative connotations. There is no ideological weight whatsoever to ”an intentional act” beyond the distinction between human will and the cold material forces of an uncaring universe. Something similar is true of “man-caused disaster,” though at least we all agree “disasters” are bad. Intentional acts on the other hand, can be good or bad. Giving a kid a piece of candy is an intentional act. So is blowing up an orphanage.

So I’m trying to parse out how de Blasio and his crowd see this stuff. A guy who spills Pepsi on the control board at a nuclear power plant leading to a calamity is probably guilty of a “man-caused disaster” (so gender normative!) but he’s not a terrorist (though he could be guilty of work-place violence). I suppose, therefore, that “intentional act” ranks a notch above “man-caused disaster” when that act leads to bad things? So if he spilled Pepsi on the keyboard on purpose, that would be an “intentional man-caused disaster.” And, if the guy spilling the Pepsi to cause an intentional man-caused disaster was a white pro-gun conservative? Well, that would be terrorism.

No comments: