Sunday, June 9, 2024

Trump Veepstakes 2024: The Survivors

By Jeffrey Blehar

Friday, June 07, 2024

 

Political scientists will tell you that vice-presidential picks don’t really matter that much in terms of electoral results, even at the margins. Smart campaigns don’t pick one because they hope to swing a state into their party’s column. It’s really about the top of the ticket for most voters, and vice presidents are usually a reflection of perceived weaknesses at the top, chosen to bridge otherwise difficult demographic divides in a symbolic way. They are chosen to “round out the character” of the presidential nominee, to sell a narrative to the public based on the person that nominee selected as his emergency stand-in.

 

In an earlier, more regionalized era — before ideological sorting turned the Democrats into the “progressive” party and Republicans into the “conservative” one — California conservative Ronald Reagan chose well-bred Northeastern moderate George H.W. Bush to balance out an ideological ticket. Bill Clinton chose Al Gore of Tennessee to emphasize a willingness to play for ancestral Southern Democratic votes. In more recent years, as our political discourse has become wholly nationalized, vice-presidential nominees have been chosen to balance out personal weaknesses. With a reputation as an intellectual lightweight, George W. Bush sought out Dick Cheney to provide gravitas. (Meanwhile Al Gore chose Joe Lieberman to distance himself from Clinton’s sexual sleaze.) As the first black presidential nominee, Barack Obama felt compelled to add “Lunchbucket Joe” Biden to reassure white middle- and working-class voters he wasn’t Jesse Jackson. Donald Trump, with a history of  sordidness so tangled it recently resulted in 34 dubious felony convictions, tabbed Mike Pence to signal to the world that at least one upstanding adult was in the room. (Pence later proved it, much to Trump’s dismay.)

 

But for once, owing to the unique circumstances of 2024’s presidential race — may we never live through this again — vice-presidential picks matter. When two old-codger retreads are running for a four-year term in office as president, potential successors matter! Surely nobody needs reminding of that less than Joe Biden, a mentally enfeebled octogenarian running for reelection who — because the public clearly can see his accelerating slide — wears Vice President Kamala Harris like a cement lifejacket around his concaved shoulders. (To be fair, Biden, currently decaying before our eyes faster than Walter Donovan, probably needs to be reminded on occasion of who his Vice President is, for all we’ve seen of her in public in recent months.) And Donald Trump — himself probably the only man in America unpopular enough to make the 2024 presidential election a close race — finds himself with a unique opportunity.

 

Believe me, it matters every bit as much for Trump to get this right as it did for Biden not to blow it back in 2020. While Trump’s core fanatics would happily band together to break the man out of prison, any national victory scenario for a man whose flaws need no recounting will require significant numbers of reluctant voters to sign on. And Trump’s core fanatics may actually need to break this man out of prison, for all we yet know. His pick as vice president is perhaps the best opportunity he will have in this race to persuade grudging voters off the fence. So who will be his new apprentice?

 

First, and in the spirit of the man’s famous Memorial Day greetings, we can cross all the haters and losers off of our list. In the “haters” category comes most obviously Mike Pence, who one might have thought uniquely qualified for the position of Donald Trump’s vice president, having done it once already. But alas, issues of principle intervened, as they tend to do with politicians who actually believe what they say. In the “losers” category, there’s obviously Vivek Ramaswamy — always a pilot-fish, never a pilot — left holding an empty bag in return for all of that obnoxious simping during the primary. A passel of promising younger Republican women seemed positioned early on to have a shot — Elise Stefanik, for example — but that buzz all seemingly came to an end once leading candidate Kristi Noem, as if anticipating Team USA’s feat in Dallas yesterday, shocked the world of Cricket.

 

The finalist’s circle has, at least as of now, apparently been reduced to four potential picks: Senator Marco Rubio of Florida, Senator J.D. Vance of Ohio, Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina, and Governor Doug Burgum of North Dakota. Of those four, we can immediately dismiss Marco Rubio as a contender, and it’s not just because some of us still remember that agonizing 2016 primary debate where smoke visibly poured out of both of his ears as his malfunctioning proto-AI kept returning the Manchurian Candidate–like activation phrase “Barack Obama knows exactly what he is doing.” It’s because both he and Donald Trump are residents of the state of Florida, which means that under the U.S. Constitution Florida’s electors — likely Republican this year — can cast their votes in the Electoral College for Trump but not for Rubio. Perhaps there are clever legal workarounds to this elemental objection, but Donald Trump strikes me as a man already well stocked with other, more important legal issues to address. (And anyway, admit it: The tragicomic lunacy of a Trump/Harris administration would be something America does not want or need but sincerely deserves.)

 

Next there is J.D. Vance, who presumably would be brought in as a military veteran and tribune of the working class. Vance, however, is a notable vacuum of charisma on the stump and in retail politicking — think about how much retail work Trump’s vice-presidential pick might have to do, given where Trump will be spending his time — while Trump himself has no real need to further bolster his credibility among a demographic he’s already rapidly siphoning away from the Democrats. I would be surprised if Trump chose either one of them.

 

South Carolina’s Tim Scott and North Dakota’s Doug Burgum remain. And if these are indeed Trump’s two remaining choices, he actually has real potential to draw upon. Scott is the more well-known of the two, and his advantages are straightforward: Most obviously, he is a well-regarded black senator during a cycle when potentially game-changing numbers of minority voters are positioned to turn away from the Democratic fold. But his unfeignedly upbeat, effortlessly sunny charisma would also be a welcome (and stabilizing) contrast to Trump’s paranoid and fulminatory style. The danger with Scott is that he might come across as unprepared for the job — his presidential campaign inspired no enthusiasm and felt almost perfunctory — and, as I have said, this is an election where voters would appreciate a reliable backstop should something befall the man at the top.

 

That leaves us with Governor Doug Burgum of North Dakota. Like most of the rest of you, I did not know who Doug Burgum was prior to his announcement that he would be running for president. (I’m not even quite sure I knew North Dakota was a state. My teachers taught me to think of that part of the country as unmarked wasteland where we stored nuclear missiles and barley.) But he impressed during what was otherwise a completely unenlightening sequence of primary debates, speaking as a governor with calm Midwestern composure and rugged sobriety. Burgum focused mostly on energy issues when he spoke (quite naturally given his state’s booming oil industry), but throughout every debate refused all attempts to launch zingers, get involved in petty sniping, or engage in any of the other intramural catfighting that made the rest of the candidates seem pathetically small compared with Trump, who ignored them all. Apparently he has drawn Trump’s attention as well, and he fits in much the same way that Pence did in 2016. Back then, morality was issue. Now it’s sobriety. Trump is a loose cannon, and people are reluctant to vote for a man they have every reason to suspect will govern like the Red Caesar out for revenge should he win. Burgum’s calm, respectable stolidity could prove to be an immensely important counterweight to that.

 

I wouldn’t dare to guess who Donald Trump will pick as his vice president. But I can look around at the most likely candidates and clearly see that Trump would be doing himself the most favors with a vice president like Doug Burgum. 2024 is a chaos-era election pitting two authentic chaos agents — one in his decrepitude, the other in his erraticism — against one another, with no particularly good answers for voters. So we look to the second-in-command. Joe Biden is stuck with Kamala Harris and is paying an enormous price for it even among those who might otherwise vote for him with the understanding that he’d die in office and leave things to someone more competent. Trump can at least hope to change his own narrative with a better pick. He should remember what worked in 2016: A calm and sober voice, with serious governing experience. It points to someone like Burgum.

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