Monday, April 10, 2023

How a Flamboyant Gay Man Conquered Corporate America

By Rich Lowry

Monday, April 10, 2023

 

You shouldn’t be surprised to learn that Dylan Mulvaney is an actor.

 

The trans celebrity studied musical theater and had a part in The Book of Mormon prior to deciding during the pandemic that he was a woman, and becoming an instant 21st-century — or at least 2023 — icon.

 

Praised by vice presidents, bowed down to by daytime TV hosts, embraced by some of the most recognizable brands in corporate America, Mulvaney belongs in a time capsule capturing the fatuousness of this period of American life.

 

For his supporters, he is something like a combination of Rosa Parks (groundbreaking, courageous) and Paris Hilton (media savvy, shrewd). Perhaps the better analogue is Greta Thunberg, a flawed messenger whom all the advocates on her side decided to make a “thing,” insisting everyone accept her as such.

 

Thunberg is supposed to be the desperate, agonized voice of a rising generation confronting climate change; Mulvaney is supposed to be a girl.

 

Never mind that he apparently knows about as much as you’d expect a 26-year-old man to know about women, a lacuna he fills with insulting stereotypes and tropes.

 

In the first entry in his TikTok series cataloging his transition day by day, Mulvaney spoke of crying, spending too much on dresses, and telling someone he’s fine even though he isn’t. He didn’t say “math is hard,” but he might as well have.

 

His characteristic move is to prance around like a teenage girl high on amphetamines.

 

To watch Dylan on The Price Is Right prior to his transition, capering just the same as he does now, is mildly amusing, although cringe-inducing, too.

 

It’s also not that interesting. A gay man acting — in both senses of the word — like a parody of a gay man isn’t transgressive, at least not anymore, and no one was going to deem this over-the-top flamboyance cutting-edge or important.

 

Once he’s a man becoming a woman, well, that’s a different proposition altogether. Now, he’s a pioneer. Now, he’s on a journey. Now, he’s the underdog who needs the support of all compassionate people. Now, he’s a symbol. Now, he’s doubted and disdained by all the right enemies.

 

Drew Barrymore wasn’t going to get on her knees for Dylan Mulvaney, random gay dude; she would get on her knees for someone who’s teaching us all necessary lessons about living our own truths.

 

Nor would Nike, Anheuser-Busch, or Kate Spade be interested in pre-transition Dylan Mulvaney. (The New York Post and Daily Mail have run pieces about a Human Rights Campaign index that encourages corporations to support the likes of Mulvaney so they can get better woke scorecards.)

 

The notion that Dylan Mulvaney has anything useful to tell us about “girlhood” is especially perverse. He’s not a minor; he’s an adult male. If we credit him as a female, he’s not a 16-year-old, but a young woman.

 

His association with girlhood goes together, though, with his affect, dress, and nonexistent figure. They all suggest a sexualized young teenager fully on board the project of moving beyond the binary — Lolita for the gender ideologues.

 

There’s a formidable array of institutional support, from his corporate backers to his top Hollywood talent agency, behind Dylan Mulvaney. That doesn’t mean most people, to the extent they become aware of Mulvaney, are going to accept him as a model of social change or womanhood.

 

For its purposes, the Left should want to normalize trans, and here it has settled on a campy icon who is frankly ridiculous at best, and disturbingly creepy at worst.

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