By Kyle Smith
Monday, February
07, 2022
Usually when social-media scamps
accuse one another of an “epic fail,” they’re referring to some minor
infraction, some small blind spot or light mangling of facts. This was not the
case with Stacey Abrams’s historic blunder at Glennwood Elementary in
Decatur, Ga. Such was the epic scope of Abrams’s miscalculation that it’s
in Ben-Hur/The Ten Commandments territory. When it
comes to political debacle, Abrams is the new Charlton Heston.
What a photo! Abrams, the only person
at serious risk in the room, is the only one not wearing a mask. Surrounding
her are kids who are at more risk of dying in a car crash than from Covid-19,
and yet they’re all wearing masks. Why? Because she’s more powerful and
important than they are. It was as if Marie Antoinette showed up for a
“listening tour” meeting with the shop stewards of Starving Peasantry, Inc.,
and proceeded to stuff her face with gâteaux aux cérises et
mascarpone as the rest of them listened to the sound of their rumbling
bellies.
Abrams’s photo was not merely
hypocritical, it was one for the Hypocrisy Hall of Fame: masks for the
wee, not for me. But most politicians — most people — are hypocrites.
Hypocrisy is a routine human flaw. The hypocrisy, in Abrams’s case, put into
picture form one of America’s great divides. On the one side is the party of
adults who support past, present, and ongoing performative mass-punishment of
children via a draconian masking regime that they themselves don’t take
seriously; on the other are those who understand that science indicates no sound
reasoning behind masking children.
Abrams doesn’t look like merely a
hypocrite in the picture; she looks like a crocodile surrounded by a group of
shipwrecked sailors with stumps where their legs used to be. Worse even than
Gavin Newsom partying in French Laundry when he had ordered everyone else in
the state to stay home with a Lean Cuisine, the Abrams photo combines
thoughtlessness with cruelty. Abrams is the new face of Democratic Party child
abuse.
The cute kids around Abrams represent
millions of stunned victims of a sustained, nationwide, Democrat-led campaign
of organized and unnecessary cruelty to kids enacted in contravention of
evidence, international norms, and World Health Organization guidance. The
psychic, developmental, and emotional damage that Democrats have pounded into
kids over the last two years may never be overcome, although it will surely be
punished by parents at the ballot box in November.
All of this is contained in the Abrams
picture. It could not have been more disastrous messaging for her if it had
been designed by the Republican Party. Indeed, the picture is so shocking, so
hilarious, so absolutely on-target in undermining Abrams, that I at first
assumed it had to be a fake. Yet it was sent out over social media by
her own team, which then compounded its error by deleting the photo from
Twitter, in effect announcing to the public that it had something juicy to
hide.
Among political self-owns, the Abrams
picture has few peers. It’s even better than the shots of 1988 presidential
candidate Mike Dukakis driving a tank, which were meant to make him look like a
capable military leader but instead made him look like Radar O’Reilly (and
broke a cardinal rule of campaigning: Don’t wear someone else’s headgear). It
easily beats the photos of Swiss-boarding-school aristocrat John Kerry
windsurfing while trying to brand himself as Joe Sixpack instead of Jacques de
Suisse, or populist Ted Cruz jetting off to Cancun to sun himself while Texas
froze — neither of these blunders had any policy implications.
The Abrams photo is such a career-toppling
act of auto-damnation that it’s more like the picture of a leering Al
Franken reaching out to grope the breasts of a sleeping woman
who later noted that Franken, using the pretext of a USO performance,
“aggressively stuck his tongue in my mouth.” Or the tableau of Governor Chris
Christie sunning himself on the Jersey Shore, which his government had closed to
ordinary folks, then claiming, “I didn’t get any sun today.” (His spokesman
later clarified, “He did not get any sun. He had a baseball hat on.”) But those
revelations came in gotcha photos issued by the politician’s enemies.
Imagine Franken issuing the grope photo himself, under the caption, “Senator
Franken is reaching out to America’s women . . . ”
Sure, Newsom survived his French Laundry
escapade, then brazenly performed an encore at the NFC Championship game in Los
Angeles, where he was photographed maskless indoors among celebrities. But
Georgia is not California. Maybe Abrams should move there and start over.
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