Tuesday, October 11, 2022

The German Speech Police Come for Memes

By Luther Ray Abel

Tuesday, October 11, 2022

 

“Vee haf vays of making you not talk”

 

-German Police Officer to a Hamburg Memelord, probably

 

Germany has an interesting relationship with speech, one that has become more and more hostile to contradictory voices in the service of “freeing speech.” 

 

Adam Satariano and Christopher Schuetze report for the New York Times:

 

When the police pounded the door before dawn at a home in northwest Germany, a bleary-eyed young man in his boxer shorts answered. The officers asked for his father, who was at work.

 

They told him that his 51-year-old father was accused of violating laws against online hate speech, insults and misinformation. He had shared an image on Facebook with an inflammatory statement about immigration falsely attributed to a German politician. “Just because someone rapes, robs or is a serious criminal is not a reason for deportation,” the fake remark said.

 

The police then scoured the home for about 30 minutes, seizing a laptop and tablet as evidence, prosecutors said.

 

At that exact moment in March, a similar scene was playing out at about 100 other homes across Germany, part of a coordinated nationwide crackdown that continues to this day. After sharing images circulating on Facebook that carried a fake statement, the perpetrators had devices confiscated and some were fined.

 

“We are making it clear that anyone who posts hate messages must expect the police to be at the front door afterward,” Holger Münch, the head of the Federal Criminal Police Office, said after the March raids.

 

“Free speech” as a concept has been an object of debate ever since its conception as “parrhesia” with the Greeks — those political and philosophical forebears of ours known for reclining on the city lawn and telling each other what they thought of the government, one another, and the neighbor’s sheep. It should come as no surprise, then, that polities and governments will have their personal definitions for the best way to understand and preserve free speech (if they’re interested in the concept at all). 

 

The modern German approach makes sense at the most superficial level. “If we remove the nastiest and most serially deceptive posters on the Internet, that will reduce the toxicity of social media for everyone else. Every day will be a digitized Munich Oktoberfest ever after, once the bad guys are taken care of.” But we know better.

 

Dispatching police to citizens’ homes for stupid, ill-considered posts, or posts that are simply counter-cultural, chills the speech of all others. Should I observe my neighbor’s house invaded and his possessions seized for a third-tier boomer meme about our councilman, I’m not posting online. It wouldn’t be worth the potential risk, no matter what I might offer as a writer and journalist. 

 

Furthermore, a truth standard in the hands of the government is an ever-shifting one, easily applied to punish opponents as easily as the common man — not to mention we can never be certain what the truth is, and that unfettered speech is one of the best methods to discover the truth. 

 

Finally, it’s not the government’s job to protect politicians from defamation and citizens from the fibs of one another. It infantilizes the populace to suggest that so many are deceived by ridiculous posts and images that the state has to step in. How embarrassing to be a German and know that your government thinks you an analytical incompetent — a boob who cannot ascertain the veracity of your neighbor’s comment or image. 

 

I’m not a speech absolutist; there are necessary guardrails when it comes to explicit calls to violence. But we should so rarely implement the restrictions that we almost cease to think of them. The speech of others is often grotesque, but the rest of us are not diminished by it; rather, we should be proud that we can suffer idiots while going about and communicating with one another as we see fit. Another reason to be grateful we’re American this morning. 

 

This is what I imagine would happen were one to visit Germany and retweet a Babylon Bee post.

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