By Jonah Goldberg
Friday, May 29, 2015
Let’s say, just for kicks, you murdered your husband (or
wife). Your neighbors have been suspicious ever since your nightly arguments
suddenly stopped, right around the time you put something large in your trunk
and drove off in the middle of the night. Now they see you driving his car and
putting his suits and golf clubs up for sale on eBay. The police find your
explanations implausible and contradictory, and then you tell the cops to
direct all future questions to your lawyer.
The good news is that you have fans. Some neighbors think
you’re the cat’s pajamas. They come to you and say they want to defend you
against this terrible accusation. What should you tell them to say on your
behalf?
Frankly, I don’t know what you should say, but I do have
a good sense of what you shouldn’t say: “Tell them there’s no smoking gun.”
You see, when people suspect you’ve committed a crime,
insisting that there’s “no smoking gun” is almost, but not quite, an admission
of guilt. It is certainly very, very far from a declaration of innocence.
“I didn’t do it!” — that’s a declaration of innocence.
“There’s no smoking gun!” — that’s closer to, “You’ll
never prove it, nyah, nyah.”
The origin of the phrase “smoking gun” comes from a
Sherlock Holmes story, “The Adventure of the Gloria Scott.” In Arthur Conan
Doyle’s tale, an imposter posing as a ship’s chaplain commits murder. “We
rushed on into the captain’s cabin . . . there he lay with his brains smeared
over the chart of the Atlantic . . . while the chaplain stood with a smoking
pistol in his hand at his elbow.”
Figuratively, when you have a smoking gun, there’s no
need for an investigation; you know for sure the culprit is guilty. But if the
chaplain had thrown the gun out the porthole just in time, Holmes would not
say, “Well, there’s no smoking gun. This shall have to remain a mystery for all
time. Oh, and let’s give the chaplain here the benefit of the doubt.”
I bring this up because every time there’s a new
revelation about the unseemly practices of the Clintons, every time a new
trough of documents or fresh disclosures come to light, scads of news outlets
and Clinton spinners insist that “there’s no smoking gun” proving beyond all
doubt that Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Foundation did anything wrong.
The guy who set the bar so low that it’s basically stuck
in the mud was ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos. In a now-infamous interview
with Peter Schweizer, author of the investigatory exposé Clinton Cash,
Stephanopoulos grilled Schweizer about his partisan conflicts of interest.
Despite Stephanopoulos’s hostile tone, it was perfectly
proper to note that Schweizer worked for George W. Bush as a speechwriter for a
few months. The irony, of course, was that Stephanopoulos worked in a far
higher position, for far longer, for the Clintons — which Stephanopoulos did
not mention. Nor did he disclose the fact that he was a donor to the very
Clinton Foundation that was the focus of Schweizer’s book.
Since that story broke, thanks to the Washington Free
Beacon, Stephanopoulos has apologized at least three times for his actions.
What he hasn’t apologized for is his yeoman’s work making
a smoking gun the new burden of proof.
When the State Department released a sliver of a fraction
of the e-mails Hillary Clinton hadn’t already deleted from her private stealth
server, the Daily Beast ran a story with the headline “Sorry, GOP, There’s No
Smoking Gun In Hillary Clinton’s Benghazi Emails.” Ah yes, because the relevant
news is whatever’s bad for Republicans.
This week, the International Business Times reported that
then–Secretary of State Hillary Clinton approved a huge spike in arms sales to
repressive countries that donated to the Clinton Foundation, and that weapons
contractors paid Bill Clinton huge sums for speeches at around the same time
the State Department was approving their arms deals. Slate noted that “the IBT
piece doesn’t reveal any smoking-gun evidence of a corrupt quid-pro-quo
transaction.”
Now, obviously, if there is no smoking-gun proof of
wrongdoing, the press should report that. But it might also note that many
politicians and public figures have been prosecuted — and convicted — without
the benefit of a smoking gun. Just ask former Virginia governor Bob McDonnell
or, for that matter, Martha Stewart. The lack of a smoking gun in Chris
Christie’s “Bridgegate” scandal hardly deterred the media mob.
Only in the Clintonverse could the lack of a smoking gun
be touted as proof of innocence.
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