By Jonah Goldberg
Friday, October 25, 2013
Earlier this week, MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski tried to call
the Healthcare.gov helpline and got an operator. That’s right: an operator! The
call went through! MSNBC, the unofficial AV department of the Democratic party,
had a scoop. The network tweeted out the big news along with a link to the
video: “Mika called the Obamacare hotline and got through with no problems —
right on air. WATCH.”
It’s a sure sign that the bar has been lowered to curb
height when spinners are touting the exciting news that phone calls actually go
through. Someone picked up the phone! Quick, hang that “Mission Accomplished”
banner. Never mind that you simply cannot buy insurance from the exchanges over
the phone. But the fact you can get someone on the line to tell you that is, I
suppose, progress of a kind.
A few hours later, the head of the DNC, Florida
representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz, went on MSNBC to insist that
criticisms were overblown because she actually knew a young man in her state
who signed up.
This, too, is progress given that the first — widely
publicized — young man to enroll, Chad Henderson, actually never signed up. And
many of the members of the studio audience for this week’s Rose Garden
infomercial hadn’t been able to sign up yet, either. Still, there’s an old
saying: “The plural of anecdote is data.” Now we’ve entered the era of “The
singular of anecdote is data, too.”
This can only go on for so long until the Democrats cut
and run from a program they’ve invested nearly their entire political identity
in. Already you can see the thought bubble over some of their heads: “We lost
control of Congress for this hot mess?”
Ah, but Obamacare is more than a website, don’t you know?
The president himself said so in his Rose Garden infomercial. And that is
absolutely true. But so is this disaster. In fact, for critics of Obamacare the
square-wheeled “rollout” of Healthcare.gov was a gimme. Put another way, it’s
been like watching a rival football team face-plant on the way out of the
locker room.
Still, the barely holding conventional wisdom on the
right and left is that the website will get fixed eventually, the glitches will
be de-glitched, and one day we’ll all look back and laugh at the fuss. That’s
possible. But with every passing day it’s less likely. And if more Democrats
join the movement to delay the individual mandate (Republican senator Marco
Rubio has already drafted legislation to do exactly that), the whole thing
could start to unravel almost overnight.
That’s because insurance companies cannot survive
Obamacare without the individual mandate. Under the law, they must offer
insurance to anyone who needs it — often at an artificially low price at that.
The only way they can make a profit is if the government upholds its promise to
get millions of young, healthy people to sign up for more expensive insurance
than they need. Take away the mandate — i.e., the penalty — and you make that
virtually impossible. If the government tells insurance companies they still
have to provide insurance to bad risks, it will be like the government telling
Apple it has to sell iPhones at a loss. The insurance companies will sue. And
as Dan McLaughlin of The Federalist notes, their lawyers will invoke the Obama
administration’s arguments before the Supreme Court that the mandate was
inseparable from the “must-issue” requirements under the law.
But even if, somehow, the insurance companies can be
compensated for their losses on that front, the fact remains that the only
people willing to put up with the North Korean–level customer service are
people understandably desperate for health insurance. Those people aren’t
likely to be young and healthy.
So, sure, the website is just one small part of
Obamacare. But your jugular is only one small part of your anatomy, too.
Meanwhile, Secretary of Health and Human Services
Kathleen Sebelius says the “A Team” is on the way to fix the problems, and
President Obama says the “best and brightest” are on the case. And any day,
Vice President Joe Biden will probably reassure us that Santa is on top of
things.
Maybe, just maybe, they’ll manage to trim 5 million lines
of bad code out of an estimated 500 million lines of code in a project that
experts say should have taken 100 million lines. Maybe they’ll plug the
numerous and galling privacy holes in the product. Maybe operators will be able
to do more than refer people back to the website.
But the clock is ticking.
And the Republicans who insisted that this monstrosity
had to be delayed are looking just a little bit more reasonable with every
passing tick.
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